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3) Drinking Beer BEFORE cycling with or without a helmet. To make it absolutely clear, you are not wearing a helmet while drinking the beer. Thank You.

Leaping from a large cliff onto cement.

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08-02-2020 , 11:00 PM

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chezlaw

Limey Bastard

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 46,912

4) walking importantly while talking into a hands free phone.

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08-03-2020 , 04:14 PM

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Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,372

Pale Ale is a good afternoon drink and relaxing way to wet your whistle. Before you get down to the seriousness of the day. Like Bertie Wooster, rising early is the sign of a poorly lived life.

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08-03-2020 , 04:21 PM

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lastcardcharlie

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,435

The Duke of Edinburgh swears by it, I hear.

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08-03-2020 , 11:21 PM

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Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,372

I've been seriously thinking about getting married again, the slower and more lonely years are creeping up*............Should I give up the pipe?

That's a great song by the way and well done.......

* And COVID etc....

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08-04-2020 , 02:58 AM

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PairTheBoard

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 10,039

This epidemic is starting to reach epidemic proportions.

PairTheBoard

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08-04-2020 , 03:25 AM

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chezlaw

Limey Bastard

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 46,912

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Originally Posted by Zeno

I've been seriously thinking about getting married again, the slower and more lonely years are creeping up*............Should I give up the pipe?

A wise friend offers no advice, just support. good luck

As an aside I always liked the definition of a bachelor as a being a man who doesn't make the same mistake once.

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08-04-2020 , 10:32 AM

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BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

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Originally Posted by Zeno

I've been seriously thinking about getting married again, the slower and more lonely years are creeping up*............Should I?

Any sensible answer will be entirely results-oriented.

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08-04-2020 , 03:29 PM

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plaaynde

Poker Historian

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 20,070

Go for it!

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08-04-2020 , 09:31 PM

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Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

She's just after your money, Zeno, don't believe otherwise.

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08-04-2020 , 09:49 PM

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MacOneDouble

old hand

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 1,698

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Originally Posted by Zeno

No.

Go on a dating app. Meet a lonely girl five years younger than you at least I find find works best, that lives alone. Whom allows you to call in to hers anytime you want.

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08-04-2020 , 10:48 PM

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BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

At Zeno's age 5 years means nothing

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08-04-2020 , 11:13 PM

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MacOneDouble

old hand

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 1,698

Perhaps. At his age. I don't know what is he now. Add an extra five years then. So then, filter out anything that are 10 years younger. Swipe right on all of them, don't look at them, don't read their bio, everyday for a week. See what comes of it.

The downside to this strategy is that you may swipe right on a family member etc., but pay no heed.

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08-05-2020 , 03:27 PM

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BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

/2+7

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08-06-2020 , 02:48 AM

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lagtight

banned

Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 10,279

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Originally Posted by Zeno

Pale Ale is a good afternoon drink and relaxing way to whet your whistle. Before you get down to the seriousness of the day. Like Bertie Wooster, rising early is the sign of a poorly lived life.

fyp

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08-09-2020 , 04:46 PM

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Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,372

Gin; buy by the case. No word puns intended.

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08-09-2020 , 07:06 PM

#15867

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

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Originally Posted by Zeno

Gin; buy by the case. No word puns intended.

Are you warning people that I might visit?

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08-10-2020 , 06:12 AM

#15868

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 16,401

Cliffs regarding ontology of human experience -

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Supercliffs: Tuma argues for more for himself

Last edited by Tuma; 08-10-2020 at 06:31 AM.

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08-10-2020 , 07:17 AM

#15869

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

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Originally Posted by Tuma

Cliffs regarding ontology of human experience -

Spoiler:

Supercliffs: Tuma argues for more for himself

I don't disagree. They should certainly reward (be proud of) themselves. Those close to them should certainly provide positive feedback.

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08-11-2020 , 01:51 PM

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Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,372

As I stated up-thread not long ago: Putin is a Genius:

-health-coronavirus-russia-vaccine-

From above link:

MOSCOW (Reuters) - President Vladimir Putin said on Tuesday that Russia had become the first country to grant regulatory approval to a COVID-19 vaccine after less than two months of human testing, a move Moscow likened to its success in the Cold War-era space race.

The vaccine, which will be called “Sputnik V” in homage to the world’s first satellite launched by the Soviet Union, has however not yet completed its final trials.
Moscow’s decision to grant approval before then has raised concerns among some experts. Only about 10% of clinical trials are successful and some scientists fear Moscow may be putting national prestige before safety.

Putin and other officials have said it is completely safe. The president said one of his daughters had taken it as a volunteer and felt good afterwards.

*************

Putin is the MAN! Russian #1. I think some countries have already put in "orders" for this vaccine. On-going developments will be posted here. The world is saved and Putin is the Savior.

Last edited by Zeno; 08-11-2020 at 01:58 PM. Reason: Added tidbits

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08-11-2020 , 05:49 PM

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spanktehbadwookie

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,374

https://youtu.be/u7D9aoq6wfc

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08-11-2020 , 07:03 PM

#15872

MacOneDouble

old hand

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 1,698

https://www.dropbox.com/s/h8bd5oiug8...54516.jpg?dl=0

It was sunny. So I went to Kerry.

It was sunny the next day also. So I went to Galway. It was a good weekend. I drank in the skeff. Bar looks like a ship. I will take advantage once Putin hands out the vaccine.

Last edited by MacOneDouble; 08-11-2020 at 07:16 PM.

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08-12-2020 , 07:55 AM

#15873

plaaynde

Poker Historian

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 20,070

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Originally Posted by Zeno

USA, USA, USA. First Sputnik l, then Sputnik V.

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08-12-2020 , 01:18 PM

#15874

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

I was released on the world before completing all my trials. That turned out pretty well

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08-12-2020 , 02:17 PM

#15875

chezlaw

Limey Bastard

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 46,912

Humanity was released on the world without testing and you wouldn't Adam and Eve how badly that turned out.

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