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Old 05-27-2020, 05:50 PM   #15626
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Being offensive is the whole point to existence!

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Old 05-27-2020, 05:52 PM   #15627
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Mac, they let unattractive people wander the beaches too, and they far outnumber the beautiful people. Floppiness and unpleasant folds abound.

As far as where drinks are cheaper in the US, the answer is just about every city. I've heard good things about beer prices in Bulgaria though
Women come in all shapes and sizes. They wear disguises. Backstabbing is what they specialize in.

No, that's part of a Tupac rhyme.

What I'm trying to say is, you make things, better. No, that's another song.

From the top, then. I like a BBW. Actually I remember a woman 15 years my senior got annoyed that I could not give her my type. I simply told her sometimes i like petite, sometimes i like extra meat.

Beauty is interesting. But we talked about this before. Does my ass look big in this
To my ass better look big in this.
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Old 05-27-2020, 05:55 PM   #15628
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Sometimes a 6 looks like an upside-down 9 while other times it looks like an entirely different number.


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Q.Wanna know what's really annoying?

A. An upside down 6.

Get it?...
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Old 05-27-2020, 06:00 PM   #15629
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....or an upside down 9......
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Old 05-27-2020, 06:15 PM   #15630
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Uruguay has a tiny population. It's not landlocked. Good thinking Zeno. I'm not so sure it would go bloodless so long as Diego Forlan is around.
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Old 05-27-2020, 06:57 PM   #15631
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So powerful people need offending? Sounds worth trying. Ain’t they so powerful when offended? Their own human stock capital offends them and has fun doing it. That doesn’t sound profitable. How can they expect how we’ll behave while having fun offending them? What offends them? Our safety. Oh wow, we can offend them as easy as doing nothing safely. They so powerful uh huh.
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Old 05-27-2020, 07:27 PM   #15632
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Law 1 of 48 laws of power by Robert Greene: Never outshine your master.
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Old 05-27-2020, 10:52 PM   #15633
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Hiding in the shadows is always a good strategy.
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Old 05-28-2020, 12:24 AM   #15634
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Old 05-28-2020, 10:29 AM   #15635
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I understand media and internet companies want to establish a direct relationship with me. I don't mind a bit of flirting but I'd like them to have enough respect to take me to dinner before they **** me.


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Old 05-28-2020, 02:36 PM   #15636
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Well played. Very well played.
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Old 05-28-2020, 03:19 PM   #15637
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This year I am half my fathers age.
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Old 05-28-2020, 04:13 PM   #15638
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This year I am half my fathers age.
A Zeno paradox that actually works.


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Old 05-28-2020, 04:49 PM   #15639
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Good point. In many ways.
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Old 05-28-2020, 05:12 PM   #15640
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Uruguay has a tiny population. It's not landlocked. Good thinking Zeno. I'm not so sure it would go bloodless so long as Diego Forlan is around.
He was trying to not oversell it
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Old 05-28-2020, 05:49 PM   #15641
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He was trying to not oversell it
The SMP militia will learn from history and learn from the mistakes that Jim Jones made. The more I think about it, the more I think it's possible to sack some obscure land. We can talk about it. If you felt a tiny doubt in your stomach from these words you're out.
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Old 05-28-2020, 06:22 PM   #15642
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My gloss black Ray-Ban wayfarers just arrived. Our foe in Mauritius hardly stands a chance.
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Old 05-29-2020, 10:53 AM   #15643
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You're in.
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Old 05-29-2020, 11:57 AM   #15644
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Old 05-29-2020, 03:10 PM   #15645
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Law 1 of 48 laws of power by Robert Greene: Never outshine your master.

Yeah but laws are powerless. Look at them, they just sit there. Plus why would anyone with power in a scarcity of power dynamic honestly tell the rules of how to get that scarce precious capital stock they covet?
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Old 05-29-2020, 08:15 PM   #15646
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Think David Sklansky and Doyle Brunson.
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Old 05-29-2020, 11:47 PM   #15647
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The SMP militia will learn from history and learn from the mistakes that Jim Jones made. The more I think about it, the more I think it's possible to sack some obscure land. We can talk about it. If you felt a tiny doubt in your stomach from these words you're out.
As long as there is blood, I'm good
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Old 05-30-2020, 04:22 PM   #15648
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I jot random thoughts down, ponder, then toss the evidence into the trash.

Three I'll share from recent drunken and late-night mayhem:

Civilization is a Garbage Truck and all of us are driving.

The World is a Garbage Truck and I'm driving.

The Universe is a Garbage Truck and no one is driving.


$$$$

Comments, anyone...............?
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Old 05-30-2020, 04:53 PM   #15649
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Old 05-30-2020, 05:13 PM   #15650
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You win three thousand pounds, Lastcard. Not sure who you can collect if from but ask around at the local pubs - someone may cough if up.
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