SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread - Page 624

I had to stop. It felt too homoerotic for my liking. You're not ugly, you're rather strapping but you cant be taking seriously with that thing on your head. Get rid of that and don't masquerade. Do what you like but never listen to others is what I'm trying to say.

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05-22-2020 , 08:20 PM

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MacOneDouble

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Here's some escapism

https://youtu.be/kfWiigAoDfs

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05-22-2020 , 08:43 PM

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MacOneDouble

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Its challenging knowing you are more intelligent than everyone surrounding you and that you don't suffer in any way from delusions of grandeur or possess any narcissistic traits.

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05-22-2020 , 08:51 PM

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MacOneDouble

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The only people I've ever met whose intellect surpassed my own is Marvin Minsky and Anthony Jeselnik.

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05-22-2020 , 10:48 PM

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Howard Beale

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Say hello to Howard Beale who is at least smart enough not to make 4 posts in a row w/i a half hour.

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05-22-2020 , 10:49 PM

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Howard Beale

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That guy above has a decent voice, I'll give him that.

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05-22-2020 , 10:50 PM

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Howard Beale

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BTW, what's the O/U on the number of beers Zeno drinks a day?

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05-22-2020 , 10:51 PM

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Howard Beale

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Also, I had some really good clam chowder today. With the type of biscuit that comes w/ country fried steak.

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05-22-2020 , 10:53 PM

#15584

Howard Beale

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Not looking forward to the cholesterol lecture that I get from my doctor every year during my physical.

In the good news department the cardiologist told me that I don't have to see him again until next year.

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05-22-2020 , 11:10 PM

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MacOneDouble

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I banged three escorts in the city since March. That is why precisely what you should do if your goal was to do the absolute best you can do the get covid-19. I guess I got lucky three times, or three times times how many possible covid-19 victims they were in contact with before me.

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05-22-2020 , 11:50 PM

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MacOneDouble

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This is wonderful. Patience is all.

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05-23-2020 , 12:35 AM

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MacOneDouble

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05-23-2020 , 01:17 AM

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MacOneDouble

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Originally Posted by Howard Beale

Also, I had some really good clam chowder today. With the type of biscuit that comes w/ country fried steak.

I hope you were out supporting a small business when you enjoyed the chowder. I hope, maybe it's not true which is also okay

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05-23-2020 , 01:29 AM

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drowkcableps

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Originally Posted by MacOneDouble

There use to be a thread here by the name confessions... Currently staying at my girlfriends house, technically it belongs to her folks. In the basement drunk on brandy.. Man the line between confession and bragging is awful thin.

On that subject I had a confession (catholic school) (school hours) where I was convinced it was hush hush, and I bragged to my priest about some heinous things... ahh youth...

Last edited by drowkcableps; 05-23-2020 at 01:35 AM. Reason: I was too young for escorts, the priest was probably not impressed

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05-23-2020 , 02:44 AM

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MacOneDouble

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Originally Posted by drowkcableps

Pride is a deadly sin!

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05-23-2020 , 03:26 AM

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Howard Beale

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Originally Posted by MacOneDouble

I hope you were out supporting a small business when you enjoyed the chowder. I hope, maybe it's not true which is also okay

We've been buying meals from the same restaurant every day since the lockdown allowed carry-out bec we want to support the owner who's become a friend. Luckily the place has a huge menu and everything is good. Except for the minestrone soup, yech.

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05-23-2020 , 06:30 AM

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chezlaw

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Originally Posted by Howard Beale

Tell him the George Burns anecdote

GB: When I was 60 my doc said I needed to give up smoking, at 70 he told me I must stop smoking or it would kill me, at 80 he said the cigars absolutely had to go

Interviewer: What does he say now you are 90

GB: Oh he's dead.

(I've made up the details a bit)

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05-23-2020 , 11:52 AM

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lastcardcharlie

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Howard Beale, this is your manor, right?

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05-23-2020 , 02:33 PM

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Zeno

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Originally Posted by MacOneDouble

The only people I've ever met whose intellect surpassed my own is Marvin Minsky and Anthony Jeselnik.

You will get to met Fatty Arbuckle in Hell. So you also have that to chalk up on your intellectual slate board.

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05-23-2020 , 02:39 PM

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Zeno

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Originally Posted by Howard Beale

Don’t make the mistake of living too long, like Aristotle did.

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05-23-2020 , 02:41 PM

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Zeno

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Originally Posted by Howard Beale

BTW, what's the O/U on the number of beers Zeno drinks a day?

Jesus had twelve Disciples, so go for that number.

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05-23-2020 , 02:43 PM

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Zeno

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Originally Posted by Howard Beale

Say hello to Howard Beale who is at least smart enough not to make 4 posts in a row w/i a half hour.

Hello Howard Beale! Happy Memorial Day Weekend.

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05-23-2020 , 04:43 PM

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DBurg

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Originally Posted by MacOneDouble

Uhhh? Thanks for the response. I think?

LOL. Anyway, that picture was taken eighteen years ago, while I was eating spaghetti and playing a board game with my sons. The bag helped to break their concentration, maybe.

I'm extremely curious, what in the song gives you the homoerotic vibes?

Again, though, thanks for at least trying to listen.

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05-23-2020 , 04:49 PM

#15599

DBurg

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Originally Posted by Howard Beale

That guy above has a decent voice, I'll give him that.

Thanks for giving the song a listen. Don't usually get positive comments on the voice.

I'll try and make sure to post the final, shorter/edited version in the thread. And my guess would be, Zeno averages three beers/day, or the equivalent liquor.