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Old 05-22-2020, 08:19 PM   #15576
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I had to stop. It felt too homoerotic for my liking. You're not ugly, you're rather strapping but you cant be taking seriously with that thing on your head. Get rid of that and don't masquerade. Do what you like but never listen to others is what I'm trying to say.
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Old 05-22-2020, 08:20 PM   #15577
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Here's some escapism

https://youtu.be/kfWiigAoDfs
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Old 05-22-2020, 08:43 PM   #15578
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Its challenging knowing you are more intelligent than everyone surrounding you and that you don't suffer in any way from delusions of grandeur or possess any narcissistic traits.
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Old 05-22-2020, 08:51 PM   #15579
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The only people I've ever met whose intellect surpassed my own is Marvin Minsky and Anthony Jeselnik.
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Old 05-22-2020, 10:48 PM   #15580
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Say hello to Howard Beale who is at least smart enough not to make 4 posts in a row w/i a half hour.
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Old 05-22-2020, 10:49 PM   #15581
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That guy above has a decent voice, I'll give him that.
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Old 05-22-2020, 10:50 PM   #15582
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BTW, what's the O/U on the number of beers Zeno drinks a day?
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Old 05-22-2020, 10:51 PM   #15583
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Also, I had some really good clam chowder today. With the type of biscuit that comes w/ country fried steak.
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Old 05-22-2020, 10:53 PM   #15584
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Not looking forward to the cholesterol lecture that I get from my doctor every year during my physical.

In the good news department the cardiologist told me that I don't have to see him again until next year.
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Old 05-22-2020, 11:10 PM   #15585
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I banged three escorts in the city since March. That is why precisely what you should do if your goal was to do the absolute best you can do the get covid-19. I guess I got lucky three times, or three times times how many possible covid-19 victims they were in contact with before me.
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Old 05-22-2020, 11:50 PM   #15586
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This is wonderful. Patience is all.

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Old 05-23-2020, 12:35 AM   #15587
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Old 05-23-2020, 01:17 AM   #15588
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Also, I had some really good clam chowder today. With the type of biscuit that comes w/ country fried steak.

I hope you were out supporting a small business when you enjoyed the chowder. I hope, maybe it's not true which is also okay
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Old 05-23-2020, 01:29 AM   #15589
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I banged three escorts in the city since March. That is why precisely what you should do if your goal was to do the absolute best you can do the get covid-19. I guess I got lucky three times, or three times times how many possible covid-19 victims they were in contact with before me.
There use to be a thread here by the name confessions... Currently staying at my girlfriends house, technically it belongs to her folks. In the basement drunk on brandy.. Man the line between confession and bragging is awful thin.

On that subject I had a confession (catholic school) (school hours) where I was convinced it was hush hush, and I bragged to my priest about some heinous things... ahh youth...

Last edited by drowkcableps; 05-23-2020 at 01:35 AM. Reason: I was too young for escorts, the priest was probably not impressed
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Old 05-23-2020, 02:44 AM   #15590
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There use to be a thread here by the name confessions... Currently staying at my girlfriends house, technically it belongs to her folks. In the basement drunk on brandy.. Man the line between confession and bragging is awful thin.

On that subject I had a confession (catholic school) (school hours) where I was convinced it was hush hush, and I bragged to my priest about some heinous things... ahh youth...
Pride is a deadly sin!
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Old 05-23-2020, 03:26 AM   #15591
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I hope you were out supporting a small business when you enjoyed the chowder. I hope, maybe it's not true which is also okay
We've been buying meals from the same restaurant every day since the lockdown allowed carry-out bec we want to support the owner who's become a friend. Luckily the place has a huge menu and everything is good. Except for the minestrone soup, yech.
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Old 05-23-2020, 06:30 AM   #15592
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Not looking forward to the cholesterol lecture that I get from my doctor every year during my physical.

In the good news department the cardiologist told me that I don't have to see him again until next year.
Tell him the George Burns anecdote

GB: When I was 60 my doc said I needed to give up smoking, at 70 he told me I must stop smoking or it would kill me, at 80 he said the cigars absolutely had to go

Interviewer: What does he say now you are 90

GB: Oh he's dead.


(I've made up the details a bit)
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Old 05-23-2020, 11:52 AM   #15593
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Howard Beale, this is your manor, right?

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Old 05-23-2020, 02:33 PM   #15594
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The only people I've ever met whose intellect surpassed my own is Marvin Minsky and Anthony Jeselnik.
You will get to met Fatty Arbuckle in Hell. So you also have that to chalk up on your intellectual slate board.
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Old 05-23-2020, 02:39 PM   #15595
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Not looking forward to the cholesterol lecture that I get from my doctor every year during my physical.

In the good news department the cardiologist told me that I don't have to see him again until next year.
Donít make the mistake of living too long, like Aristotle did.
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Old 05-23-2020, 02:41 PM   #15596
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BTW, what's the O/U on the number of beers Zeno drinks a day?
Jesus had twelve Disciples, so go for that number.
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Old 05-23-2020, 02:43 PM   #15597
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Say hello to Howard Beale who is at least smart enough not to make 4 posts in a row w/i a half hour.
Hello Howard Beale! Happy Memorial Day Weekend.
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Old 05-23-2020, 04:43 PM   #15598
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I had to stop. It felt too homoerotic for my liking. You're not ugly, you're rather strapping but you cant be taking seriously with that thing on your head. Get rid of that and don't masquerade. Do what you like but never listen to others is what I'm trying to say.
Uhhh? Thanks for the response. I think?

LOL. Anyway, that picture was taken eighteen years ago, while I was eating spaghetti and playing a board game with my sons. The bag helped to break their concentration, maybe.

I'm extremely curious, what in the song gives you the homoerotic vibes?

Again, though, thanks for at least trying to listen.
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Old 05-23-2020, 04:49 PM   #15599
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That guy above has a decent voice, I'll give him that.
Thanks for giving the song a listen. Don't usually get positive comments on the voice.

I'll try and make sure to post the final, shorter/edited version in the thread. And my guess would be, Zeno averages three beers/day, or the equivalent liquor.
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Old 05-23-2020, 05:20 PM   #15600
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I never saw those stairs or anything like them. The guy who said ppl might get robbed or stabbed is right on, tho.
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