2020 again it is





Do not underestimate this virus. Outlive it.

Sing-a-long:







Woke up this morning
Put on my slippers
Walked in the kitchen
And died

And oh, what a feeling!
When my soul
Went through the ceiling
And on up into heaven, I did ride

When I got there, they did say
"John, it happened this way
You slipped upon the floor
And hit your head"

And all the angels say
"Just before you passed away
That these were the very last words
That you said"

"Please don't bury me
Down in that cold, cold ground
No, I?d rather have 'em cut me up
And pass me all around"

"Throw my brain in a hurricane
And the blind can have my eyes
And the deaf can take both of my ears
If they don't mind the size"

"Give my stomach to Milwaukee
If they run out of beer
Put my socks in a cedar box
Just to get 'em out of here"


"Venus De Milo can have my arms
Look out! I've got your nose
Sell my heart to the junk man
And give my love to Rose"

"But please don't bury me
Down in that cold, cold ground
I?d rather have 'em cut me up
And pass me all around"

"Throw my brain in a hurricane
The blind can have my eyes
And the deaf can take both of my ears
If they don't mind the size, oh man!"

"Give my feet to the footloose
Careless, fancy free
And give my knees to the needy
Don't pull that stuff on me"

"Hand me down my walking cane
It?s a sin to tell a lie
Send my mouth way down south
And kiss my ass goodbye"

"But, please don't bury me
Down in that cold, cold ground
I?d rather have 'em cut me up
And pass me all around"

"Throw my brain in a hurricane
And the blind can have my eyes
And the deaf can take both of my ears
If they don't mind the size, that's right"

I don't get it. Where's the bit about the dog that ran away?

He killed the dog and ate it for dinner. That’s what I would do also!

Open everything back up tomorrow. Everything. That is not my order but my recommendation. To all the small business owners that can't and went under, I'm sorry for your loss. Go **** yourself and Let capitalism be what it is, as you understand.
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I was musing about how long I could survive before I started investigating eating the dog food.

<--- He is a clever doggy and his initial concern about what he would eat when the dog food ran out quickly escalated ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eHMgXlugIU&t=3m18s

lol. this is a great sketch.

Is anyone sober?

And if so -- Why?

I was once, I also pissed off a German Shepard before.

If you don't get sober then you can't get drunk.

I will leave home when trump is dead and gone if i have to. I was born to live on mars or the clouds of venus for a billion years studying complexity degeometrization and creating endless strategy games if need to. Other people... lol. They are only the bonus not the main game (only Scientific Society will turn upside down this the most cynical and only position you will ever hear from me) . Until these idiots that are only thinking elections and how to make it impossible to vote get it together and test exactly how many have it and find drugs that work and show the numbers down for good they can kiss my a$$. If you didnt do it at first why risk it now. Outlive this mfing RNA peace of $&St and especially the dildo idiots that "run" this country.

One day we will have a world that is designed to protect itself first from its worse risks and make it its business to do that and also to secure core happiness for all (as is never no job no home no food no education or no healthcare) rather than focusing on superficial bs like celebrities, dildo idiot loser coward megalomaniac ignorants for leaders of important countries or perverse unethical dead inside losers on the other side of the planet. Fack all 3 of them to death RNA style.

PS: Solved tp problem, never got in threat zone, and food replenishment too. What is again the top 100 books of all time you havent read or movies not seen or want to revisit? Physics problems, math problems, new skills to obtain? Bring it. A billion years it is. Bore this. Did i mention homes in scientific society produce their own food and energy and water and can support indefinite shelter if needed because all people have such security and each home has also spacesuits for the ultimate threats and those living in it have the ability to occasionally turn 100% logical for 21 days to wipe out any bs thriving on human stupidity.

In the fully self sufficient anti-society, everyone will be born a hermaphrodite so they can all go **** themselves.


PairTheBoard

There I saw a woman mounted on a scarlet beast which was covered with blasphemous names and had seven heads and ten horns. The woman was clothed in purple and scarlet and bedizened with gold and jewels and pearls. In her hand she held a gold cup, full of obscenities and the foulness of her fornications; and written on her forehead was a name with a secret meaning: ‘Babylon the Great, The Mother of Whores and of every Obscenity on Earth.’ [From Revelation chap. 17; N.E.B.]

Great Post Masque: Here is a Song for You. Enjoy!





Sweet Revenge
John Prine

I got kicked off of Noah's Ark
I turn my cheek to unkind remarks
There was two of everything
But one of me
And when the rains came tumbling down
I held my breath and I stood my ground
And I watched that ship go sailing
Out to sea

Take it back
Take it back
Oh no, you can't say that
All of my friends
Are now dead or in jail
Through rock and through stone
The black wind still moans
Sweet revenge
Sweet revenge
Without fail

I caught an aisle seat on a plane
And drove an English teacher half insane
Making up jokes about bicycle spokes
And red balloons
So I called up my local deejay
And he didn't have a lot to say
But the radio
Has learned all of my favorite tunes
Take it back
Take it back
Oh no, you can't say that
All of my friends
Are now dead or in jail
Through rock and through stone
The black wind still moans
Sweet revenge
Sweet revenge
Without fail

The white meat is on the run
And the dark meat is far too done
And the milkman left me a note yesterday (yesterday)
Get out of this town by noon (get out)
You're coming on way too soon (right now)
And besides that
We never liked you any way

Take it back
Take it back
Oh no, you can't say that
All of my friends
Are now dead or in jail
Through rock and through stone
The black wind still moans
Sweet revenge
Sweet revenge
Without fail

Sweet revenge
Sweet revenge
Will prevail
Without fail

Well we found some bugs in the system of 2020. Should we do we a rollback until we've worked those issues out . After all, the simulators are our future selves acting in the present.

https://youtu.be/rC5nXEKdGxg

Everyone else is a rat bastard. Trust no one. Be a misanthropic guy. They will stab you in the back the instant they can.

Is she single? I'll take the dog for a walk and clean up after.

Wait a min Mr "i am ok with a little sh@# in my hands just as long as soap and water are mixing it all up any second now to a mess before its all clean and victory is in place" where does it compute that it is antisociety to be self sufficient or that citizens of a system that is made to be self sustainable and powerful if needed to take care of its members locally without massive external help is now antisocial or anti sex even.

I would imagine you become exactly that, self sufficient in order to be more socially powerful and assist the community with your own prosperity become even better system that more people are happier and are not suffering from the basic needs ( 0.9 bil people are not eating enough every day and over 1 bil are not having access to water and over 4 bil do not even have 5k in their name)

To get to a place that not many are suffering you need the home itself to be helping the individual as much as possible. So produce a world that the home is powerful and efficient and a true secure place if needed. AI robots can manage the productivity of the home base.

We can defeat a lot of our threats if we have a stronger structure that belongs to all and then we build our individual desires above that minimum leaving nobody behind to suffer missing essential things.

The most essential thing for a society is to take care of its threats first before other options and noise. It is elementary. Something missed by capitalism, communism and any other ism seen so far.

Higher prosperity will make even sex more entertaining, secure and fun. Fun can still be random and creative and private.

And lets not forget as much as a driving force sex is it remains a ploy by nature to get something out of you that is not done properly leads to a world of misery but nature has won to have younger versions thrown at the mayhem of survival. Nature cares to continue the statistical mayhem to progress and i believe we are better than that. So probably the wise position is to see sex as fun but for a reason that doesnt necessarily improve you as an individual (only because chemically you are made to derive satisfaction, vindication and self worthiness by experiencing pleasure) so it has to come with some logic and design into it (above its chemistry) in order not to undermine your choices in life and remain that fun. It has to be entertaining that way because it promotes the continuation much like hunger but at the end of the day although sex completes a relationship and offers pleasure to the other side too the first pure thoughts you have for a romantic target are not exactly focusing on F@#$# her for your own fun. If that is not the case then its probably not as engaging as it deserves to be.

For your reading pleasure while home bound.
By Isaac Asimov
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundation_and_Earth
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Part IV: Solaria

Next, they visit Solaria, where they find that the Solarians, who have survived the Spacer-Settler conflicts by clever retreat detailed in Asimov's novel Robots and Empire, have engineered themselves into self-reproducing hermaphrodites, generally intolerant of human physical presence or contact.
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Funny story. "i am ok with a little sh@# in my hands just as long as soap and water are mixing it all up any second now to a mess before its all clean and victory is in place" was first choice for my 2+2 handle but 2+2 didn't allow it so I settled on PairTheBoard instead.


PairTheBoard

Thanks for the Asimov link PTB. I never read his work because i find sci fi written long ago frustrating and dark. I was merely saying that if isolation is needed its the easiest thing in the world given what is else is happening. Thinking about hard problems is a solitary procedure anyway. You do it of course with the help of endless dead friends and others that currently do the same but somehow the dead ones are better at it. I wasnt endorsing antisociety ideas. The world can do better though.

On a more important note how have you been doing PTB? Have you made a visit to the grocery store yet like brave warrior Zeno? I have avoided that for 35 days now until i know more on what on earth is happening with this virus and its secrets. Its probably less risky to go to the grocery store with mask and gloves than driving car for a day.

Amazon pantry helps and finally Safeway accepted an online delivery but will know if it worked tomorrow.

I have 3 tp orders that will never arrive in all likelihood from Brazil to China to Laos spread over 1 month dates and the first 2 are already late and i like they were supposed to be ups also lol. Will try your links next. Safeway online delivery still wouldnt bring tp or any kitchen paper product, unreal. But Amazon pantry provided, get this 800 napkins of great paper softness and quality. Problem solved indefinitely now. This is all a giant ridiculous joke that remains unreasonable even 35 days later. All tp orders from amazon are from hidden Chinese places. China is having a giant laugh at the world and is p$$ing me off. This is why we need some real leaders here.

The fact an advanced society can have tp flow problems 35days later is a little ridiculous.


Makes you think that eventually we will get real food and other goods shortages if key places are hit or countries close their borders for a long period restricting exports.

Farmers in US are having a hard time with crops being wasted due to restaurants while people starving elsewhere.

Give poor people a few trucks not used currently and some training and they can go and pick it up for the others it seems even if nobody else volunteered. Insane inefficiencies in our world.

I use toilet paper

I asked Zeno to delete the post I made with the links because I became suspicious about the TiddlyTots link after reading the FAQ for it. They said delivery of the Luxury TP would take 40 days because they don't deliver the usual way. I thought it would be natural for somebody to set up a new website and advertise it on google selling TP right now and then just abscond with the money. You can google "Janitorial Supplies" though if you're willing to live with the rough paper they sell there.

I gamble and go to the store when I run out of grapefruit juice - usually every couple of weeks. I went last Sunday and they actually had a few 8-rolls of TP on the shelf. The most important person to wear a mask at the store is the checkout person. She is by far the most likely person there to have the virus and not know it. And if she does have it she becomes one of the most prolific spreaders of the virus in town if she isn't wearing a mask. Unfortunately, last time I went she had a mask but the bagger had pulled down her mask I assume to breath better. At least it wasn't like when I went back in January and the bagger was coughing and sneezing the whole time. I just got a couple of masks made for me by a friend so I'll wear one next time just so people won't frown at me. I don't expect it to provide me much protection though.

btw, I hear people have taken to using water pics as make-shift bidets.


PairTheBoard

You can actually just use a dedicated wash cloth* also. Or any old set of rags and then toss them.

*any smart person can figure out an easy decon