Two Plus Two Publishing LLC Two Plus Two Publishing LLC
 

Go Back   Two Plus Two Poker Forums > >

Notices

Science, Math, and Philosophy Discussions regarding science, math, and/or philosophy.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-22-2009, 12:30 PM   #126
hollowsoul
enthusiast
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 86
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

Wow. I have heard venice is awesome, my grandmother was recently there. I am planning on cycling through europe next summer so will have to get tips off you.

Listening to philosophy podcasts / audiobooks was a common occurrence in my life until my ipod died. You should definitely rent a bicycle when you are in city centers, its cheap and you will see so much that way!

So jealous it hurts a little.
hollowsoul is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-22-2009, 04:28 PM   #127
kattrades
adept
 
kattrades's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 922
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

Awesome pic, Ryan. Sounds like you're having a blast!
kattrades is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-25-2009, 12:46 AM   #128
hollowsoul
enthusiast
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 86
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

i take back what said bout ur pic ryab9 as you are not golding a beverage on any discript idn it. NOr do you appear to be ingluenced whatsoever.

so its 5:30 ireland time and i have been on a night of adventure and have relayed this to H +F and have come here as thread relevant but have time differnce and no intention of post ramblings.
hollowsoul is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-25-2009, 08:06 AM   #129
Wamy Einehouse
rack 'em
 
Wamy Einehouse's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 4,650
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

Ice skating, ketamine, margaritas and cans of Becks. Good combo.
Wamy Einehouse is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-25-2009, 12:23 PM   #130
madnak
Cooler than Sammy Hagar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Salt Lake City
Posts: 19,743
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeno View Post
So I go under the knife tomorrow so to speak. Surgery on my right knee to correct a torn medial tendon (from skiing) and have the doctor clean out rough spots and/or spurs under the knee cap.
Skiing: 9 out of 10 doctors agree it's more dangerous than asking God to strike you down during a thunderstorm.

Quote:
If I die tomorrow, I will blame Madnak. He will have to take over as mod.
Oh, uh... Wishing you a fast recovery. I'm just a caring guy.
madnak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-25-2009, 12:23 PM   #131
madnak
Cooler than Sammy Hagar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Salt Lake City
Posts: 19,743
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeno View Post
Surgery went very well and not as much damage as thought, really no osteoarthritis, that is good news. So far no real pain and just keeping the leg elevated and iced. Good time to catch up on reading and watching baseball games. Get to be lazy for a few days. Surgery only last 40 minutes but the preliminaries are staggering - A whole ream of paperwork on various clipboards. I forgot how many different papers I had to sign over and over right up to time they wheeled me into the OR. I blame the lawyers.

For all those praying for my death - to bad. I'm still alive and kicking and all that much more ready to annoy the world. For those that wished me well thanks. Go drink a tall stiff one on me.

-Zeno
My prayers have been answered! Record time, too.
madnak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-25-2009, 02:27 PM   #132
lastcardcharlie
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
lastcardcharlie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: QED, I think
Posts: 7,529
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by madnak View Post
My prayers have been answered!
It's all just atoms moving around in fun/interesting patterns according to the laws of physics/randomness to you, madnak?
lastcardcharlie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-25-2009, 02:38 PM   #133
chezlaw
Limey Bastard
 
chezlaw's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: London
Posts: 32,918
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by madnak View Post
Skiing: 9 out of 10 doctors agree it's more dangerous than asking God to strike you down during a thunderstorm.
I wish that were true.
chezlaw is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-25-2009, 02:55 PM   #134
madnak
Cooler than Sammy Hagar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Salt Lake City
Posts: 19,743
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie View Post
It's all just atoms moving around in fun/interesting patterns according to the laws of physics/randomness to you, madnak?
Well, not when I pray for something. God and me are buds.
madnak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-25-2009, 03:31 PM   #135
lastcardcharlie
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
lastcardcharlie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: QED, I think
Posts: 7,529
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

I swear. I pray like maybe one time every ten years, but when I pray, I pray.
lastcardcharlie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2009, 12:49 AM   #136
Zeno
Le Misanthrope
 
Zeno's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Spitsbergen
Posts: 14,847
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

Snails: http://www.geocities.com/sseagraves/snailfacts.htm

From above link: [Note: I'm not responsible for the accuracy of these facts]


The largest land snail ever found was 15 inches long and weighed 2 pounds

Snails' bodies produce a thick slime. Because of this slime, they can crawl across the edge of a razor and not get hurt.

Some snails have been known to live up to 15 years.

Snails are hermaphrodites which means that they have both male and female reproductive organs.

Snails usually travel in irregular paths, often traveling in a circle.

Snails rely mainly on their sense of touch and smell when finding food because they have very poor eyesight.

Snails cannot hear.

Snails can retract one or both of their tentacles at a time.

Because of the suction created by their slime, a snail can crawl upside down.

Snails are nocturnal animals which means they are more active at night.

Garden Snails mainly eat garden plants and vegetables, but they will also eat decaying plants and soil.

The fastest snails are the speckled garden snails which can move up to 55 yards per hour compared 23 inches per hour of most other land snails.

Garden snails hibernate during the winter and live on their stored fat.

Garden snails breathe with lungs.

Garden snails evolved from sea snails about 600 million years ago.

The garden snail is cooked and eaten as a delicacy called escargot.

May 24th is National Escargot Day
.

__________________________________________________ _____________

The above is a fairly accurate description of many people I know, and some people I wish I did not know. The last two facts in bold above are not of any interest to me at all.

It is time for some homebrew given to me by a friend who does not in any way resemble a snail.

-Zeno
Zeno is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2009, 06:57 AM   #137
Ryanb9
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
Ryanb9's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: NEVA!
Posts: 7,069
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

wtf?
Ryanb9 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2009, 08:54 AM   #138
McBeef
Pooh-Bah
 
McBeef's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: frauduLINt
Posts: 5,156
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

don't want to make a new topic in case this is a simple question but i want to know how you'd go about expressing the red line

in case my drawing sucks: it's supposed to look like the black line is a sine wave, and the red is a sine wave treating the black sine wave as its x axis



thanks
McBeef is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2009, 09:23 AM   #139
Zeno
Le Misanthrope
 
Zeno's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Spitsbergen
Posts: 14,847
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by McBeef View Post
don't want to make a new topic in case this is a simple question but i want to know how you'd go about expressing the red line

in case my drawing sucks: it's supposed to look like the black line is a sine wave, and the red is a sine wave treating the black sine wave as its x axis



thanks
This is a low content thread - in other words post about trivial or non-serious questions or observations or comments, and about anything else (within 2+2 posting rules) you want except something like the above. Which is too serious and legitimate a question and should have been a seperate post/thread. You need to consume more alcohol. And this post is too serious for this low content thread so I'm giving myself a warning for making it.

-Zeno

Last edited by Zeno; 07-27-2009 at 09:30 AM.
Zeno is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2009, 10:42 AM   #140
Ryanb9
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
Ryanb9's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: NEVA!
Posts: 7,069
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeno View Post
This is a low content thread - in other words post about trivial or non-serious questions or observations or comments, and about anything else (within 2+2 posting rules) you want except something like the above. Which is too serious and legitimate a question and should have been a seperate post/thread. You need to consume more alcohol. And this post is too serious for this low content thread so I'm giving myself a warning for making it.

-Zeno
Above Post:
[X] Contains excessive seriousness
[X] Lacks inebriation
[X] Deserves a DUII (deletion while under the influence of intoxicants)
Ryanb9 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2009, 07:19 PM   #141
Ryanb9
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
Ryanb9's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: NEVA!
Posts: 7,069
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

So there is a 8 person room on the first floor of this hostel, im on the second in a 4 person, but some dude in this 8 person on the first floor is drunk as **** and naked with a whiskey bottle in his hand. 5 chicks are also in that room and they are freaaaaaaaaaken out like they never seen a penis before. So they explain this to me as I'm walking up the stairs and when they get to the naked / whiskey bottle part I say "Well **** yeah!" and continue walking up the stairs to my room to write about it asap.
Ryanb9 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2009, 07:33 PM   #142
vhawk01
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
vhawk01's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: GHoFFANMWYD
Posts: 31,866
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

Hermaphrodites, more like his/hermaphrodites amirite
vhawk01 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-29-2009, 01:23 AM   #143
madnak
Cooler than Sammy Hagar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Salt Lake City
Posts: 19,743
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryanb9 View Post
So there is a 8 person room on the first floor of this hostel, im on the second in a 4 person, but some dude in this 8 person on the first floor is drunk as **** and naked with a whiskey bottle in his hand. 5 chicks are also in that room and they are freaaaaaaaaaken out like they never seen a penis before. So they explain this to me as I'm walking up the stairs and when they get to the naked / whiskey bottle part I say "Well **** yeah!" and continue walking up the stairs to my room to write about it asap.
Waitwaitwait. 5 chicks. 1 guy. And chicks unhappy with guy? Calls for poaching.
madnak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-29-2009, 08:30 PM   #144
zer0
Pooh-Bah
 
zer0's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: the internet!
Posts: 5,835
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

does this question make sense:

What hurts more? Velocity or mass? In other words, take an object and throw it at a wall. Would it hit the wall with more force if the mass was doubled, or if the speed was doubled. Ignore air resistance.
zer0 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-29-2009, 08:41 PM   #145
lastcardcharlie
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
lastcardcharlie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: QED, I think
Posts: 7,529
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

Force = mass * acceleration.
lastcardcharlie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-29-2009, 09:09 PM   #146
Ryanb9
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
Ryanb9's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: NEVA!
Posts: 7,069
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

E=mc^2
Ryanb9 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-29-2009, 10:02 PM   #147
iMaLiVeNoW
stranger
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: you can all get back in your graves
Posts: 3
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

Well ok then.
iMaLiVeNoW is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-2009, 12:22 AM   #148
madnak
Cooler than Sammy Hagar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Salt Lake City
Posts: 19,743
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie View Post
Force = mass * acceleration.
We're really concerned with kinetic energy here, which increase with the square of velocity so speed matters more than mass.
madnak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2009, 06:16 AM   #149
thylacine
Pooh-Bah
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 4,029
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

If anyone's wondering what happened to chezlaw, he's ended up in a parallel univers where Onions got a hat-trick.
thylacine is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2009, 06:29 AM   #150
chezlaw
Limey Bastard
 
chezlaw's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: London
Posts: 32,918
Re: SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by thylacine View Post
If anyone's wondering what happened to chezlaw, he's ended up in a parallel univers where Onions got a hat-trick.
Hadn't even had time for a drink. Am making up for it.
chezlaw is online now   Reply With Quote

Reply
      

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:03 PM.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 2008-2010, Two Plus Two Interactive
 
 
Poker Players - Streaming Live Online