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Whacko Watts seemed educable about the universe is burning constantly. A fairly dispersed “mystic” concept. A metaphor for the changing of energy. Not a bypass. Actually heralds good wacky. What wild guess to imagine, infer, observe, experience....

This is among what’s essential to change the world.
Don’t conform to expectations unwillingly. Let that world burn if it’s like dry wood.

Speak, be silent. Whatever. Every expectation that is bull**** or hot air is defied and avoided when all expectations stand open to question. No need to fall down any hole of just’ following orders’.

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06-28-2019 , 02:46 AM

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Howard Beale

Formerly red

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Originally Posted by Zeno

Howard B., my old friend; get a gun - hell, get a dozen - and go down blazing. It's what the world deserves; it ain't serious. That's the fundamental mistake.

IDK about the world but my ex-mother-in-law? It's a flamethrower for her.

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06-28-2019 , 03:50 PM

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Zeno

Le Misanthrope

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The essay title is set: Seven Billion Severed Heads*. The hard part is completed. I just need to flesh out the written portion while downing a bottle of whiskey. And speaking of whiskey, you all need some. Friday afternoon and all that.....................

*Wanted to get the Copyright/Trademark started on the above title.

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06-28-2019 , 04:00 PM

#14154

Zeno

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It's Friday - buy a car and go driving around town and then hit the liquor store. Do something useful with your life.

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06-29-2019 , 12:11 AM

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MacOneDouble

old hand

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 1,713

Nihilism much

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06-29-2019 , 12:18 AM

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MacOneDouble

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I don't know.

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06-29-2019 , 01:10 AM

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MacOneDouble

old hand

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What do you want by Alan Watts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGHfaYY_1jk

Nobody wants to be God.

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06-29-2019 , 10:33 AM

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MacOneDouble

old hand

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Originally Posted by Zeno

I'm the antichrist.

Perhaps. I don't know. I suspect if anything you are a/the Godhead. As am I. Unfortunately. Why would God be asked if he/her should be one . But there must be at least one.

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06-29-2019 , 11:20 AM

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spanktehbadwookie

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https://youtu.be/nCGGWeD_EJk

I nominate George for dead philosopher king of humor. He’s the perfect monarch, deceased.

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06-30-2019 , 05:07 PM

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Zeno

Le Misanthrope

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Sunday - anyone been to church?

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06-30-2019 , 05:22 PM

#14161

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

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07-02-2019 , 06:17 PM

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Zeno

Le Misanthrope

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USA #1 Bitches Beat the Limey Sluts to get into the Women's World Cup finals. Putting the brits in their place is wonderful especially around the July 4th Holiday.

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07-02-2019 , 06:24 PM

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VeeDDzz`

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Woman who believes in horoscopes outraged that anti-vaxxers won't listen to science.

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07-02-2019 , 07:31 PM

#14164

lastcardcharlie

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Why are many/most sports played with a ball?

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07-02-2019 , 08:26 PM

#14165

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie

Why are many/most sports played with a ball?

I'm just going to blame the Jews and call it good.

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07-02-2019 , 08:28 PM

#14166

VeeDDzz`

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Why are missiles and other weapons of mass destruction shaped like penises?

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07-02-2019 , 08:31 PM

#14167

Zeno

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That's just simple physics VD.

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07-02-2019 , 11:19 PM

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VeeDDzz`

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Do you think that the dangerous use of penis-shaped objects might be related to gender?

Something archetypal happening here. Layers on layers on layers of meaning.

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07-03-2019 , 09:01 AM

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spanktehbadwookie

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Originally Posted by VeeDDzz`

Why are missiles and other weapons of mass destruction shaped like penises?

Because our “beautiful” self-destructing dick-shaped projectiles are freedom.

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07-03-2019 , 09:50 AM

#14170

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,414

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Originally Posted by VeeDDzz`

Do you think that the dangerous use of penis-shaped objects might be related to gender?

No. Similarly, bombs don't look like fat torsos because fat people are aggressive. They also don't have hair, because bald people are mean.

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Something archetypal happening here. Layers on layers on layers of meaning.

I am a big fan of archetypes. Similarly, I am a big fan of astrology.

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07-03-2019 , 10:56 AM

#14171

spanktehbadwookie

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Don’t make them drop people with fat bodies out of planes on you.

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07-03-2019 , 06:06 PM

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VeeDDzz`

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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2

No.

Wouldn't have expected this answer from you.

Contrary to the right-wing/Jordan Peterson-esque pushback against the villification of men; I quite enjoy being villified, especially when I know it's unjustified. I'm a weird person.

I find the satire too hilarious. In social contexts where men are getting beaten up unjustly, I can't help but lay down the smackdown even more. The people you're with tend to enjoy it, and you have the benefit of them thinking you actually agree with them. Win-win.

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07-03-2019 , 06:10 PM

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VeeDDzz`

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Originally Posted by spanktehbadwookie

Because our “beautiful” self-destructing dick-shaped projectiles are freedom.

The dick pic phenomenon now takes on a whole new meaning.

We just want to insert our freedom into everyone's business.

- Murrica.

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07-03-2019 , 08:51 PM

#14174

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

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Originally Posted by VeeDDzz`

Wouldn't have expected this answer from you.

I'm actually curious as to why this would be unexpected of me.

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07-03-2019 , 08:57 PM

#14175

VeeDDzz`

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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2

I'm actually curious as to why this would be unexpected of me.

You tend to wear the comedy hat more often. The hat that doesn't let reality get in the way of a good story.

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