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04-07-2019 , 03:33 PM
Being dead is not enough. An exhumation and dragging of the body through the streets to be ritually executed another time. Then why not stick his head on a pike. That oughta learn him.
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04-07-2019 , 04:32 PM
I really like how they conduct themselves in the House of Commons. Lots of yelling and cheering and 'Hear, hear', ing. They should take a page out of some other legislatures and actually hit each other every now and then and make it a reality show.
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04-07-2019 , 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Howard Beale
I really like how they conduct themselves in the House of Commons. Lots of yelling and cheering and 'Hear, hear', ing. They should take a page out of some other legislatures and actually hit each other every now and then and make it a reality show.


During a Diet debate over pacificism in the Japanese Constitution.
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04-07-2019 , 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by MacOneDouble
Being dead is not enough. An exhumation and dragging of the body through the streets to be ritually executed another time. Then why not stick his head on a pike. That oughta learn him.
Achilles had fun dragging Hector's dead body around the walls of Troy. I approve. It needs doing more often. The world is becoming way too wimpy what with the rubbished-brained liberals sobbing in their cups all the time and insisting everyone else must follow.
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04-07-2019 , 06:11 PM
'Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting...............' la la la la la.

Over 'pacificism'' no less. It's too perfect, like a Monty Python or SNL bit, lol.

Pretty solid punch at the top, imo.
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04-07-2019 , 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie
Cambridge won the Boat Race today, Zeno.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Cromwell%27s_head

Good. Those silly blowhard Oxford people, with their glowing red gowns, need put in their place.

That official Oliver's head story is a cover. We all know his decayed skull is in the house of parliament. If not in the boxes I referred to, then certainly hidden under the seat of one of the back benchers, for inspiration. In that case one of the boxes no doubt holds the Queen's underwear and perhaps one of Her soiled gloves.

The Irish parliament oireachtas has a nice clean look. They must vacuum up all the beer vomit on the rug every few hours to keep it looking so nice.
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04-07-2019 , 06:56 PM
Oh - And while I’m having fun – it is loathsome the way some nameless no-no posters (and/or cadres of posters) seem to have a herd of sycophant minions in backrooms; plotting, farting, picking zits, fact checking, reading and exchanging information, prying and prowling, spying on every post, cross checking words for all possible nuances of offense, digging for slime, mucking up the past, moralizing every period and the crossing of every T; and crawling up the ass of anyone that dares question their self-righteous domination of the world at large. Why, it would make Thomas Aquinas and Ignatius of Loyola proud. Now those are two supposed big-brained blowhards whose heads should have also been stuck on pikes.



Come, come you talk greasily; your lips grow foul. - Shakespeare


Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour. - 1 Peter 5:8 (KJV)

Eat that you prowling punks!
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04-07-2019 , 07:11 PM
I love this book - a very valuable inspiration:

shakespeares-insults-


There will little learning die then that day thou art hang'd. - Timon of Athens
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04-08-2019 , 02:13 AM
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George Eliot:
Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person; having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but to pour them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, knowing that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and then, with a breath of kindness, blow the rest away.
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04-08-2019 , 06:53 AM


I came to it from link curiosity, stayed because of the accent and paused because i dont want to see solutions before solving them.

Tell me if you solve it the elegant
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outside the box
DS style way (even better than them in video) before the damn right nothing can stop us and we dont need to know or speculate the solution
Spoiler:
arctangent but without calculator
trigonometry way!
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04-08-2019 , 12:35 PM
George Eliot; she was quite the man.

Last edited by Zeno; 04-08-2019 at 01:59 PM. Reason: Typo
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04-08-2019 , 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by George Elliot
Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person; having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but to pour them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, knowing that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and then, with a breath of kindness, blow the rest away.
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04-08-2019 , 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
George Eliot; she was quit the man.
Oops! It was actually the imposing Dinah Maria Craik:

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04-08-2019 , 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Howard Beale
'Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting...............' la la la la la.

Over 'pacificism'' no less. It's too perfect, like a Monty Python or SNL bit, lol.

Pretty solid punch at the top, imo.


I saw a t-shirt recently that said “I seriously doubt that EVERYONE was Kung-fu fighting.”
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04-08-2019 , 04:33 PM
I should carry a T-shirt that says 'Poetic license, ldo' that I can put on if I see that and follow the person around.
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04-08-2019 , 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno

The Irish parliament oireachtas has a nice clean look. They must vacuum up all the beer vomit on the rug every few hours to keep it looking so nice.
No, the chairs are empty because they people meant to be sitting in them are in the pubs or kebab shops. We reckon we only need 6 people to run this place.
We stay afloat thanks to American multinationals, who don't pay us tax, and that's grand for us but not for the EU bureaucrats, who reckon we are owed money.
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04-08-2019 , 05:07 PM
Kevin Hart just made me realise some stuff. I was skeptical of motivational speakers although he isn't one, but I know my attitude has been ****ty lately. Life of course will kick me in the balls when I'm up again. I'm always anticipating that kick right in the nuts. Which itself is part of the ****ty attitude problem.
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04-08-2019 , 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by spanktehbadwookie
Yeah, the neighborhood bar that has a laid-back, diverse regular clientele, plus tourists, where you can graffiti some of the walls and purchase beer from low prices to very high, kind of runs itself.

It sound like a brag, but it’s rarely more work than looking at IDs and keeping observant for drink-spikers when the crowd is near capacity.

I had to tell a semi-regular to stop pissing in the alley recently. I was firm but not rigid considering it’s felonious in that jurisdiction. Cheers!
You must have some stories. Unless everyone has been well behaved thus far.
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04-08-2019 , 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by MacOneDouble
No, the chairs are empty because they people meant to be sitting in them are in the pubs or kebab shops. We reckon we only need 6 people to run this place.
We stay afloat thanks to American multinationals, who don't pay us tax, and that's grand for us but not for the EU bureaucrats, who reckon we are owed money.
After the 80's and ignoring the 08 recessions Ireland has a knack of being capable of having one of the highest GDPs per capita. And we don't make ****.
We have good beef, right up there with Argentina. It's not sustainable. More famine and pestilence is incoming. Before the AIs sort out all of our problems, including the problem of being alive.

Britain is screwed before us.
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04-08-2019 , 06:53 PM
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You must have some stories. Unless everyone has been well behaved thus far.

Just a few, but I only fill-in occasionally so I usually hear the stories more than I have seen.

The guy who drunkenly told me of his previously brush with the law while drunk driving asking me if thought he should drive because his Uber app wasn’t working is a stand out. I told him to go ask the bartender, but I’d say no.
Oh yeah, that semi-reg who was pissing in the alley is that guy.

A funny story today at one of my other gigs, the Elmentary school book fair, a fourth grader asked me for nonfiction and I ask what kind of non fiction and he said anything about Russia in the 1920s.
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04-08-2019 , 08:16 PM


How Layne ****ed up the lyrics first shot was beautiful
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04-10-2019 , 06:53 PM
May start a thread on severed heads so I thought Wiki would help......


/List_of_people_who_were_beheaded


This is the header from the above link:


List of people who were beheaded

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it.


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I assume this joke is unintended.

Also note that the English/Britain are no slouches when it comes to hacking off heads in the more or less medieval to early modern era.

Anyway, the entry makes for fun reading.
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04-10-2019 , 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
May start a thread on severed heads so I thought Wiki would help......


/List_of_people_who_were_beheaded


This is the header from the above link:


List of people who were beheaded

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it.


*************


I assume this joke is unintended.

Also note that the English/Britain are no slouches when it comes to hacking off heads in the more or less medieval to early modern era.

Anyway, the entry makes for fun reading.
From looking at the USA#1 portion of the list, it appears that we should be sentencing criminals to car racing
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04-10-2019 , 11:42 PM
Game of thrones is a terrible show of perversity in violence and exploitation and cynicism. F this seriously F this. I am watching 1 episode per day on dinner time in order to clear the entire thing that i never watched for real as it was created and i have had it when Joffrey is seen holding a mechanical bow and the prostitute is seen with arrows all over her nude body (perfect shocking scene that infuriates the soul). That put the nail in the coffin so to speak (lol). That show is about how malicious human nature can be but there is something disturbing when you mix sex and murder from a position of a complete coward. Then again what else but a complete coward can be someone that abuses power that way.

I spit on the grave of GOT. Great production value but seriously F THIS. I refuse human nature is that bad. It isnt. It can be that way but not regularly across all sides. However its true than in older times kings and leaders of any power position could do whatever they liked and in war time you find out some people are serious mfers.

Still the hell with celebrating the abyss that way so ferociously. But it is indeed the rise of man for a reason.
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04-11-2019 , 09:33 AM
Without perversity and evil in GOT the show would lack the contrast it takes to make a loveable hero.

No one's a hero when no one's really bad.
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