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Originally Posted by Howard Beale
The last Jew to have any success w/ a slingshot was King David, it's a lost art to us now. We are much better w/ using lawyers to fight but, as I said, the javelinas DGAF.
They're herbivores I believe, but not to be trusted.
I was ganged up on by a bunch of cows once, while attempting to take the usual short cut home through a field. One day for whatever reason, they met me at the entrance. They looked me dead in they eye, well, not exactly because their eyes are at the side of their heads, and stood their ground. After a 10 minute stare down, with a gate dividing us, I accepted that I should take the long way round.
I wondered were they being so brave because of the gate, dividing us, with them knowing that, I know I'm the one that needs to scale it, to actually find out.
Last edited by MacOneDouble; 11-03-2018 at 12:32 PM.