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10-30-2018 , 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by MacOneDouble
Charlie, are you still teaching?
I teach kids who aren't in school, and tend to get along with the high-functioning autistics. They're my favourites. But I'm moving away from it altogether.

My weakness as a school teacher was classroom management. Take your place in society, kids, because it requires an educated workforce. Lot of bull****. Couldn't take it seriously.
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10-30-2018 , 08:49 PM
Tyson Fury
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10-30-2018 , 08:55 PM
This is what I'm talking about, Mac. Helmets are for pussies.

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10-30-2018 , 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie
I teach kids who aren't in school, and tend to get along with the high-functioning autistics. They're my favourites. But I'm moving away from it altogether.

My weakness as a school teacher was classroom management. Take your place in society, kids, because it requires an educated workforce. Lot of bull****. Couldn't take it seriously.
Charlie. I want to chat with you bro. Let's meet. On my treat. Next time. We might hit a spot I've not being to.
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10-30-2018 , 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie
This is what I'm talking about, Mac. Helmets are for pussies.


Or you're trolling. I'm certain getting hit in the head isn't any fun by a cricket ball. lmao. Get the **** out of here.
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10-30-2018 , 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by MacOneDouble
We might hit a spot I've not being to.
Sure. We'll have a pint in The Wheatsheaf, next time you're in London. Dylan Thomas used to drink there.
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10-30-2018 , 09:31 PM
Every time I ask about the influence prohibition has on brains the room gets quiet. Well, have we researched that or are we just going to research the pot smokers brains over and over again until we “prove” *wink and smile* our untested prohibitionist presumptions?
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10-30-2018 , 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie
Sure. We'll have a pint in The Wheatsheaf, next time you're in London. Dylan Thomas used to drink there.
Next Sunday, I'm going to to Portugal. I'm thinking about November's paycheck coming through. December is obviously Xmas, where I got to share that with my broken ass family.

To be honest, I haven't visted London since I was a kid. My aunt ran away, to England and now owns a property there. She wants me to call and play Bingo.

But look, yeah, next time I'm in London, you me and Chez are meeting up.
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10-30-2018 , 10:18 PM
I should be in London in the not-distant future.
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10-31-2018 , 07:11 PM
****ing halliwbloodyween. Why don't all you americans **** off you mindless ****s.

(Present company excluded)
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10-31-2018 , 07:35 PM
Was just going to mention Halloween, but some obnoxious limey bastard beat me to it. Make sure to gad about tonight, drink to excess and cause trouble. It's all hallowes eve ( or technically was that yesterday evening?)
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10-31-2018 , 07:45 PM
It's a fun celebration of evil, right?
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10-31-2018 , 07:54 PM
Correct. (Actually started in Celtic culture I think to ward off ghosts! but has morphed into whatever it is we are celebrating tonight.)

Tomorrow is the day of the dead in Mexico and other backwards nations to the south of the glorious USA.

Last edited by Zeno; 11-01-2018 at 12:54 PM. Reason: Typos
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11-01-2018 , 12:55 PM
At restaurant and Blaring disco/pop music during breakfast is not what I wanted to hear.
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11-01-2018 , 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
At restaurant and Blaring disco/pop music during breakfast is not what I wanted to hear.
Not that you are becoming an old fart or anything ...
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11-01-2018 , 01:57 PM
I detest corduroy suit jackets. Pants are almost as bad. Wearing them is justification to be hanged from the nearest tree or lamp post. Says the Old Fart. Especially when I'm trying to enjoy my cappuccino uninterrupted by the display of such a vile wardrobe.
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11-01-2018 , 03:03 PM
They do have an early warning system to let you know they're coming, with their built in "vip-vip-vip" sonar.
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11-01-2018 , 04:10 PM
Ireland, and Samhain of course. Oiche Shamhna sasta. The final bastion of superstitious, godless bastards and Pagans, uninfluenced by the later Germanic tribes and more to the point, the almighty Romans. Not because the Celts were ferocious drunken warriors with red beards, but because the Romans, were too busy chilling in hot baths in Bath.

The Picts stood their ground, and held it together however. Not to be outdone by the Angles and Saxons who were in ruins of chaos after the fall of the Roman Empire. They; the Picts in Pictland, thanks again to Irish missionaries, became the great Scots and wrote literature instead of expressing themselves using stone carved pictorials to help spread the truth of our great Lord and savior Jesus H. Christ, allowing Christianity and flourishment throughtout the hellhole of Europe. This hard truth won't be found in angliocentric historic literature, of course.

The egging and TP'ing of houses wasn't in the original script, either.

Last edited by MacOneDouble; 11-01-2018 at 04:35 PM.
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11-01-2018 , 06:06 PM
Nuke NPR!!
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11-01-2018 , 06:17 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever had pisco before.
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11-01-2018 , 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Howard Treesong
I don’t think I’ve ever had pisco before.
You need to drink seven in a row to appreciate the full effects.
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11-01-2018 , 09:00 PM
A highlight of my Halloween was my child ( dressed as uh, baldies basics) yelling thank you in some guy’s megaphone at him for his awesome full size candy. Neighborhood selection is key to winning at Halloween.
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11-01-2018 , 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by spanktehbadwookie
A highlight of my Halloween was my child ( dressed as uh, baldies basics) yelling thank you in some guy’s megaphone at him for his awesome full size candy. Neighborhood selection is key to winning at Halloween.
My daughter was Boo from Monsters Inc. A spitting image all around. But for some reason, instead of accepting a few pieces of candy, she wanted to shoulder her way inside of everyone's house.
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11-02-2018 , 04:15 PM
11-02-2018 , 07:02 PM
https://www.acast.com/blindboy/sugarpush

My fellow homeboy on cocktails this week. Actually it's more about sugar. About 25 minutes in. Last time I'm plugging this guy. Maybe. He just keeps asking me to. And I'm either biased or high in trait agreeableness. Speaking of which I have learned more about psychology from his few podcasts than I did in all of Jordan Peterson's lectures.
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