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Old 09-11-2018, 07:32 PM   #12901
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Trees block the view. Mostly. They are useful to make nice furniture. And clubs to bash people over the head with.
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Old 09-11-2018, 08:12 PM   #12902
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And cricket racquets. Final Test of the series is at the Oval. Charlie Chaplin once scored a century there. That's tradition for you. Save the gasholders.

He doubtless is referring to:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brains_Brewery
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Old 09-11-2018, 10:13 PM   #12903
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Ah, now things fit better. Beer it is.

But then who knew the Welch had brains? That's news to me and probably many other people. Including all the wankers in London.
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Old 09-11-2018, 11:29 PM   #12904
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Only good thing to say about that kebab was that I didn't fall asleep in it.
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Old 09-12-2018, 06:06 AM   #12905
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Kebab grilled to perfection is great stuff. Goes well with beer. Or wine. Or even a bottle of cheap gin, speaking to 'this is not going to end well". If too many brains, remain mostly quiet and only interject to get the bigger brainy egos clashing even more. Free and fun entertainment to go along with stuffing your face and swilling alcohol.
This goes well with your beer too (plus grilled bread instead of pita)



and if more formal


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Old 09-12-2018, 09:35 AM   #12906
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Are you sure that is your knee Spank. I also see what looks like a Wellington.


Positive. It was weird that the butterflies touch defies my sense of touch. I couldnít feel itís legs or itís tongue-like thing that rolls up in a spiral on my knee. Wellington? The boot? Nah, just government-subsidized sandals.

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Old 09-14-2018, 03:31 AM   #12907
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Trees block the view. Mostly. They are useful to make nice furniture. And clubs to bash people over the head with.
Unless they are the view which happens mostly in California. Long live the golden empire of happiness only nature can provide.








The only proper response to having come from this;


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Old 09-14-2018, 09:29 AM   #12908
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You should be very careful with integers because every number counts.


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Old 09-14-2018, 03:49 PM   #12909
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You should be careful with fractions because they're easily broken.
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Old 09-15-2018, 04:24 AM   #12910
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You should be very careful with irrationals because you cannot reason with them (while explaining to them they do exist in this universe).
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Old 09-15-2018, 05:37 AM   #12911
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To get from where you are to a point A, it really depends on where you are. If where you are is 0+i(pi), the journey will not be rational nor real.
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Old 09-15-2018, 10:50 AM   #12912
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Years of patience has come to fruition. Finally, Kung Fu -the television series- is available for streaming on one of the networks in my area.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_(TV_series)

https://youtu.be/N1P143yhUOM
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Old 09-15-2018, 12:27 PM   #12913
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You have much to learn, Glasshopper.

Brains is piss. I know, because I had it in Wetherspoons today. God knows what trough Chezlaw gets it from. Jesus.

By the way, **** the middle classes. **** their fake-liberal, Radio 4, administering the Empire petty snobbery. Only good thing about them is they seem to be able to intuit when you're more well-educated than they are. Or ever will be. **** OFF.

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Old 09-15-2018, 12:41 PM   #12914
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You are supposed to make me wait outside your temple for a few weeks before calling me grasshopper. SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread
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Old 09-16-2018, 05:28 AM   #12915
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Don't be vulgar
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Old 09-16-2018, 01:41 PM   #12916
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Don't be vulgar

Succinct and sound advice. Vulgarness should only be used judiciously and wisely for fully effectiveness and punch. Otherwise it just becomes threadbare nonsense. Like the Irish.
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Old 09-16-2018, 08:29 PM   #12917
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Be profane instead. Blasphemy is allegedly profane and thatís a rule theocrats make up for themselves. Theocratic authoritarians are literally profane defilers of humanity, but they likely profanely deny it impishly. Is that vulgar? Iím just a poet, mercy.
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Old 09-17-2018, 05:16 AM   #12918
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Like the Irish.
That's rich.

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Old 09-17-2018, 04:30 PM   #12919
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In case it was missed. My 'vulgar' post was continuing the integers, real, fraction banter.

and yes the brains was beer. Brains 'skull attack' Gold.

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Brains is piss. I know, because I had it in Wetherspoons today. God knows what trough Chezlaw gets it from. Jesus.
Also in a Weatherspoons. Brains is a very variable beer - this was actually not bad at all. Usually it's awful - especially in Cardiff for some reason.
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Old 09-17-2018, 07:51 PM   #12920
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I'm watching the Fourier series and just can't wait for it to end.
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Old 09-17-2018, 09:04 PM   #12921
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I'm envious of your seemingly consistent unless coincidental foliage destructive weather spank. I've had three weeks of sunshine this year, and it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

Roll on global warming.
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Old 09-17-2018, 09:08 PM   #12922
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Succinct and sound advice. Vulgarness should only be used judiciously and wisely for fully effectiveness and punch. Otherwise it just becomes threadbare nonsense. Like the Irish.
The Irish are like rats: you're never six feet away from the bastards, wherever you are.

But they won't stab you in the back like you natives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAW_t7ryE0w
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Old 09-17-2018, 09:29 PM   #12923
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By the bye, screw them Brexit voters. And screw Poland's current right wing ignorant, political movement.
The almighty EU will fail, as people are too damn ignorant to recognize the ultimate greater good in a one world governed - final stage communist global society where the AI work on behalf of mankind.

For the alternative is much worse.
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Old 09-17-2018, 10:20 PM   #12924
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Got a **** load of salmon and shrimp in the freezer.
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Old 09-17-2018, 10:37 PM   #12925
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I've just realised why it's been a little slow Llyod. It's because of BTM. If I've missed something important, forgive me, but it would be nice if he got his ass back here starting arguments again.
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