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07-04-2018 , 01:02 AM

#12626

chezlaw

Limey Bastard

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 46,846

no goal

goal

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07-04-2018 , 04:33 AM

#12627

masque de Z

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 9,961

nice ^

Here you go BTM

my team doesnt do so great without these 2 keepers above

and

plus style matters lol

and they score too

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07-04-2018 , 04:25 PM

#12628

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,356

My wallets fat. - ZZ Top

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07-04-2018 , 04:34 PM

#12629

spanktehbadwookie

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,374

I have a friend who lost a ball playing Goalie.

https://youtu.be/LVoMCuemhxc

Yep his left one.

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07-04-2018 , 07:38 PM

#12630

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

Attention, Zeno! OOT is calling:

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/3...great-1716521/

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07-04-2018 , 08:14 PM

#12631

spanktehbadwookie

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I just questioned a widely respected Buddhist for compartmentalizing anger with fear and hatred. Is that religion or philosophy?

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07-04-2018 , 09:00 PM

#12632

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

Since you have to ask my guess is that you have to wait for the answer in your next life.

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07-04-2018 , 10:19 PM

#12633

spanktehbadwookie

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Originally Posted by Howard Beale

Since you have to ask my guess is that you have to wait for the answer in your next life.

Perfect. 🤣🤣🤣But I already have an array of answers in this one, so awkward- I guess.

SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

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07-04-2018 , 10:54 PM

#12634

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

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Originally Posted by masque de Z

nice ^

Here you go BTM

Very nice, but I have to take issue with him being the best goalkeeper ever.

Scott Sterling is the best:

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07-04-2018 , 11:42 PM

#12635

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,356

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard Beale

Attention, Zeno! OOT is calling*:

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/3...great-1716521/

The bleed over from the maggots, morons, and brain dead scum from the Politics forum means that thread is not worth my time. La Mettrie was correct**. And no one posting in that ignominious thread has the wit or brain power to understand even the remotest writings from La Mettrie (or Hume), let alone know who he was.

Contempt is all they deserve. But best of all is to completely ignore.

*But thanks for informing me.

**And so was Hume.

Last edited by Zeno; 07-04-2018 at 11:56 PM.

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07-05-2018 , 12:37 AM

#12636

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,356

**** the British by the way. July 4 is Independence Day from the tyranny of an ossified system of idiocy overseen by a Royal and rabid pack of incestuous morons.

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07-05-2018 , 06:02 AM

#12637

masque de Z

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right, plus lets not forget the ladies too can kick some butt

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07-06-2018 , 07:03 AM

#12638

D1G1TALFOX

old hand

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07-06-2018 , 06:36 PM

#12639

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,356

What the Hell are you reading this for - get out to the pub and start drinking and eating and fighting and celebrating.

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07-06-2018 , 06:46 PM

#12640

spanktehbadwookie

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Blast off! Party time
La la la la la lalalala.....ooooh

https://youtu.be/zUzd9KyIDrM

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07-07-2018 , 09:17 AM

#12641

chezlaw

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07-07-2018 , 06:24 PM

#12642

lastcardcharlie

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Strawberries are evidence of the existence of God.

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07-08-2018 , 10:20 PM

#12643

Mat Sklansky

Administrator

Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 10,070

i was very recently informed that i would have to abstain from beer for an extended period of time if wishing to fulfill a particular fantasy with a person i'm not married to. it made that person, instantly, quite unattractive. and then i saw this article which made my perception of beer feel quite justified:

https://www.thrillist.com/drink/nati...-and-breweries

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07-08-2018 , 11:22 PM

#12644

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

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Originally Posted by Mat Sklansky

****ing while sober is simply wrong. No need for further justification.

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07-09-2018 , 01:50 AM

#12645

Mat Sklansky

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was this guy sober?

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07-09-2018 , 03:39 AM

#12646

masque de Z

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Physics and math breakthroughs>Super intelligent kind and ethical babes> super babes> Beers> problematic demanding and hysterical babes> ouzo lol > fasting > taking care of chores for babes> ...>Filing taxes> ...>President Trump

Get your priorities straight damn it!

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07-09-2018 , 05:41 AM

#12647

chezlaw

Limey Bastard

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 46,846

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Originally Posted by Mat Sklansky

Hell of an ego to think they are better than beer. Ok, maybe put down the pint for half or so but ...

I was once with someone who got jealous of the cheese course. They claimed I was more enthusiastic about the cheese than about them. Not wrong either - the cheese was ****ing awesome.

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07-09-2018 , 04:26 PM

#12648

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,356

Beer is the quintessential reason that the universe exists, and by extension; you. No further explanations are necessary. I'll ejaculate one anyway - Drunken sex is what keeps the population spiraling. Without it most of us would not exist.