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06-06-2018 , 09:13 AM
A butterfly landed on my nose recently. That's a weird sensation.
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06-06-2018 , 12:41 PM

I almost forgot the pic!
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06-06-2018 , 04:36 PM
Looked into your deep brown eyes.
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06-06-2018 , 08:36 PM
Three stages of life:
1. Birth
2. What the f**k is this?
3. Death

I imagine there's some interesting variants of the - what the f**k is this? - in the infinite worlds we inhabit inbetween stages of death and birth.

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06-06-2018 , 11:18 PM
I'm deciding what to do next with my life. I've rejected several ideas due to practical constraints:

French Foreign Legion is out because of my age. Homeless is out because my wife is dear to me and doesn't like the idea. Male prostitute / gigolo us out because I have a really strong gag reflex and look like me (see above post by Zeno).

Any ideas?
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06-07-2018 , 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by MacOneDouble
Since they could see the prices, I'm curious to know what the menu read: to prevent people being scoffed at or not.

Part of me says, with all due respect to your NY Jew culture - I know what I like; and the other part reminds me of when in Rome. Torn between but an interesting story.

I started googling videos of Pastrami on rye sandwiches.
Sorry I'm late, I haven't checked in for a few days. I tried finding an image of the menu board that all kosher and kosher-style restaurants have but there isn't one. 'Kosher-style' means that the meats they use are the same as the kosher restaurants but they also serve dairy products, ala a cheeseburger, which makes it non-kosher.

Here's my favorite NYC kosher-style restaurant:



They never close and the food is great! I often stopped in when the old Manhattan poker clubs closed at 4 a.m.

Here's an accurate pic of their pastrami sandwich:



As far as the order goes I tell the story bec of the 'It's Jew pastrami' part but ofc you can get it any way you like. Sort of like the player next to me who one day ordered Talking Stick's abomination called a 'Philly Cheesesteak' w/ extra mayo can order it that way and he should choke on it, that's what he should do.
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06-07-2018 , 05:53 PM
LOL. **** off, Frank.

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Frank Zappa had serious injuries in the evening of 10 December 1971, when a member of the audience (Trevor Howells) ran up the side steps of the stage and pushed him off the stage, causing him to fracture a leg and cut his head. Zappa was in the hospital for six weeks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_Theatre
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06-07-2018 , 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie
In 1995, the building was taken over by its current owners, the Universal Church of the Kingdom of God, a Brazilian Pentecostal church. They began work restoring the building and turning it into a church. The auditorium restoration was the last phase to be completed, in 1999, and the theatre is now the main base for UCKG in the UK.




The Universal Church of the Kingdom of God can Kiss My Ass. **** Off you Morons.


PS> Frank got what he deserved, never play London.
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06-07-2018 , 06:22 PM
This is what should be at the Rainbow, not some hippy, jazz-fusion ****.

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06-07-2018 , 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2
I'm deciding what to do next with my life. I've rejected several ideas due to practical constraints:

French Foreign Legion is out because of my age. Homeless is out because my wife is dear to me and doesn't like the idea. Male prostitute / gigolo us out because I have a really strong gag reflex and look like me (see above post by Zeno).

Any ideas?
You could emulate Mr. Lo Hsing Han. We discussed him years ago, before the all seeing eyes of the moralist brigades ran amuck and destroyed open debate of any and all philosophic livelihood.


science-math-philosophy/how-heroin-king

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06-07-2018 , 06:32 PM
Hippies were/are ignorant scum. I know this first hand, having lived through the era they contaminated with their sophmoric gibberish and outlanish utopian visions.
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06-07-2018 , 06:40 PM
Howard, are hippies and other goyim-style people served? Next time I'm NYC I plan on stopping by Sarges and just need to know if I should to be packing some heat to make sure I get my sandwich order of a kosher-style stack of "Jew pastrami".

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06-07-2018 , 07:09 PM
Long ago I read an opinion that The Ramones were really just a Pop Band pretending to be Punk. That's neither here or there for me - USA #1 because of The Ramones.
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06-07-2018 , 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
Howard, are hippies and other goyim-style people served? Next time I'm NYC I plan on stopping by Sarges and just need to know if I should to be packing some heat to make sure I get my sandwich order of a kosher-style stack of "Jew pastrami".
A visit to Sarges would be well worth it, you wouldn't be disappointed. All you need to bring is an appetite and money to pay for it.
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06-07-2018 , 08:41 PM
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Long ago I read an opinion the fact that The Ramones were really just a Pop Band pretending to be Punk. That's neither here or there for me - USA #1 because of The Ramones.
fyp
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06-07-2018 , 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2
I'm deciding what to do next with my life. I've rejected several ideas due to practical constraints:

French Foreign Legion is out because of my age. Homeless is out because my wife is dear to me and doesn't like the idea. Male prostitute / gigolo us out because I have a really strong gag reflex and look like me (see above post by Zeno).

Any ideas?
You can try to become a 'before' model. I was thinking of applying for the position myself.
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06-08-2018 , 02:20 PM
Agnostic Front may have or may not have covered pop bands in their long ass career, but when they covered The Ramones they didn't.

https://youtu.be/xbTsRWLeZxs
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06-08-2018 , 04:34 PM
Here ya go, Spank.

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06-08-2018 , 05:07 PM
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06-08-2018 , 05:37 PM
It's Friday...……….


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06-08-2018 , 05:53 PM
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Here ya go, Spank.




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Like wine and cheese.

https://youtu.be/q86wnfsjIHY
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06-08-2018 , 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
You could emulate Mr. Lo Hsing Han. We discussed him years ago, before the all seeing eyes of the moralist brigades ran amuck and destroyed open debate of any and all philosophic livelihood.

science-math-philosophy/how-heroin-king
I'm far too lazy to build an empire. Plus, my kid is* a goody-two-shoes square, and there is no point unless you have an heir to the thrown.

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You can try to become a 'before' model. I was thinking of applying for the position myself.
I've considered this, but finding an acceptable 'after' model would be required and that seems like a lot of work.

*despite my best efforts
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06-08-2018 , 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2
I'm deciding what to do next with my life.

Any ideas?
Become a landscape and beer theme photographer/traveler. Document visits in various places of the planet with various brand beers and landscapes in the same picture and social media diary style discussions of the local clubs etc fun activities daily. Branch out to local gourmet food also now that you know who did the stupidest thing one can do in his position.

You can start with 101 ways to drink Pittsburgh. A collection of 101 highly artistic pictures creatively involving some beer theme with the landscape, architecture and people.

First picture involves a drone holding a beer and a dog jumping to get it from below while in the background you see PNC park ground and city skyline...

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06-08-2018 , 10:40 PM
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I've considered this, but finding an acceptable 'after' model would be required and that seems like a lot of work.

*despite my best efforts
Hit the gym and send the pics to Weight Watchers. You never know........
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06-08-2018 , 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Howard Beale
Hit the gym and send the pics to Weight Watchers. You never know........
That is just silly. Surely there is someone looking to be an 'after' model that I could team up with.
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