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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie
You are one messy eater, Brian.
As others have observed (Mat, Zeno, my woman, everyone else), I don't actually eat. I drink. I am also skilled at pushing items on a plate around in order to try to fit in when people order things like "entrees" and "appetizers."
The potato on the fork was after a heated argument where someone claimed that they didn't believe that I was actually capable of eating. Not, as it were, capable of eating at that moment, but capable of eating in general. I demonstrated that I could, in fact, eat people food.* My woman was impressed with my efforts.
I'm mostly concerned with the state of the world. Someone stole the sunglasses that I stole for Zeno.
As a small aside and in the general direction of the silly conversation going on elsewhere in this fine thread, I, for one, don't mind irrational numbers. Or irrational women.
I do have a strong preference for my x-somes to be rational, however. BTM's conjecture is that all proper x-somes are rational. I'll scribble a hint at the proof in the margin of my will.
*three days in the special hospital to have the evil stuff removed from my gut, but definitely qualifies me as capable of eating human food
Last edited by BrianTheMick2; 05-21-2018 at 12:29 AM.