SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread
04-30-2018
, 06:26 PM
I bought another beer!
I asked the owners how many beers they have and was told ~1,500 different beers. I say that it doesn't seem possible given the size of the store. They answer that they've got them in racks in the back and I should give myself 2 hours if I want to take the tour. Fountain Hills, AZ is now up for consideration for Zeno's next destination.
I asked the owners how many beers they have and was told ~1,500 different beers. I say that it doesn't seem possible given the size of the store. They answer that they've got them in racks in the back and I should give myself 2 hours if I want to take the tour. Fountain Hills, AZ is now up for consideration for Zeno's next destination.
04-30-2018
, 07:03 PM
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I know the location of Fountain Hills. That's why I stay away. Was near there (and lived in the Phoenix area) many years ago. Do they still blast that silly fountain of water ~ 200 ft in the air every day for a period of time?
That Beer is a wise choice and a good buy, but why just one?
That Beer is a wise choice and a good buy, but why just one?
I have been enjoying this wine @ $15.50/glass that the casino is comping me:
05-02-2018
, 10:56 AM
Sometimes I think that BTM's posting after 100+ beers.
05-02-2018
, 02:45 PM
I will have you know that I have regular, fantastic sex w/ Anne Hathaway and Taylor Swift. They know nothing of it but I'm having a great time.
05-03-2018
, 06:20 AM
I bet the chances to have it happen decreases with the number of beers you consume but increases with the numbers they consume! What happens if you get them drunk and still respect them though to not take advantage. Then the threesome chance improves. Surprise and conquer! Confidence rules!
05-03-2018
, 06:38 AM
05-03-2018
, 02:48 PM
That's like the joke about the chap who had a long time affair with his best mates wife until she found out.
05-03-2018
, 05:56 PM
