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Old 04-17-2018, 07:36 PM   #12251
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I'm pretty sure I won the $500 million Megabucks last year but couldn't pick it up because the machine printed the wrong numbers on my ticket.


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Old 04-17-2018, 07:44 PM   #12252
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Artificial intelligence stole your money. Needs to pay child support.
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Old 04-17-2018, 10:01 PM   #12253
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Ahh $500 million below ev...variance man. Should balance out soon. We can't drink numerically tracked green paper when it all goes to s**** anyways. I have a social number...Money has a serial number. If you take me it's only called kidnapping. If you take money it's called robbing, stealing, looting... you thief. I call for injustice. No human ever took another human and got called a dirty thief.

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Old 04-18-2018, 02:48 AM   #12254
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There's too many people here to take it seriously, and in consequence, make it annoying for the rest of us.

Must we work Mondays? Will the world really stop?
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Old 04-18-2018, 05:36 AM   #12255
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Ahh $500 million below ev...variance man. Should balance out soon. We can't drink numerically tracked green paper when it all goes to s**** anyways. I have a social number...Money has a serial number. If you take me it's only called kidnapping. If you take money it's called robbing, stealing, looting... you thief. I call for injustice. No human ever took another human and got called a dirty thief.


Oh, I’d bet that’s happened before.
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Old 04-18-2018, 04:30 PM   #12256
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There's too many people here to take it seriously, and in consequence, make it annoying for the rest of us.

Must we work Mondays? Will the world really stop?


Are you taking "taking seriously seriously" ? On a Monday?!?!Definitely more of a Wednesday task.
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Old 04-18-2018, 07:09 PM   #12257
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There's too many people here to take it seriously, and in consequence, make it annoying for the rest of us.

Must we work Mondays? Will the world really stop?
Yes. We just musn't work a five-day work week.
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Old 04-18-2018, 07:14 PM   #12258
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“Those who know don’t talk. Those who talk don’t know." - Lao Tzu
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Old 04-18-2018, 09:43 PM   #12259
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The influence which doesn't intend to influence has influence.
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Old 04-19-2018, 12:08 AM   #12260
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It is incredibly difficult to convince someone that you aren't an actor who faked his own death.

Me, laughing: Hahaha. No, I am not Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Her: You look and sound and even laugh like yourself. Oh. My. God. I'm so happy you aren't dead.
Me, concerned: Yes, I do look and sound and laugh like myself, but I'm Brian. See, it says so on my ID card.
Her: Of course it would have your new name on it, Philip Seymour Hoffman!
Me, perturbed but attempting to sound nonplussed: Please stop calling me Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Her: Ok, (air quotes) Brian. (/air quotes) *winks knowingly* Your secret is safe with me. Can you do the butler scene from Lebowski?
Me, exasperated: I've never seen it.
Her very happily: Oh, you are good!
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Old 04-19-2018, 12:13 AM   #12261
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There's too many people here to take it seriously, and in consequence, make it annoying for the rest of us.

Must we work Mondays? Will the world really stop?
Some of the more industrious types must. The rest of us - the vast majority of us, as is tradition, just have to make a show of it so they keep being industrious.
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Old 04-19-2018, 02:20 AM   #12262
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5 days per week? Stop the crying, 7/7 is the new rule. You make lots of money and still have 30% of the day to yourself and another 30% for sleeping .

Total relaxation and total work combo. Make your work be fun like entertainment and different every day is the secret to total attack mode.
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Old 04-19-2018, 02:24 AM   #12263
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I work 28 hours per day and 9 days per week, masque. Always have done so, and always will.

Living in real time is for suckers.
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Old 04-19-2018, 02:30 AM   #12264
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Cloning yourself is the key. 3x will do it to run the empire. 2 are working and the 3rd is designing the next move up the ladder and optimizing investment and decisions.

Being just 1 in real time is for suckers.
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Old 04-19-2018, 02:57 AM   #12265
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No.
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Old 04-19-2018, 02:59 AM   #12266
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They all join as one when its time for fun and games so it becomes yes then!


By the way are you all happy tax days are over lol?
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Old 04-19-2018, 03:05 AM   #12267
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I pay far less than my fair due, so no.
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Old 04-19-2018, 03:12 AM   #12268
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I've got three days off until I've got to pretend that carting bodies around is what we call "honest work." What is your excuse for not doing something productive over the next day or so or two days?
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Old 04-19-2018, 07:33 AM   #12269
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Some of the more industrious types must. The rest of us - the vast majority of us, as is tradition, just have to make a show of it so they keep being industrious.
Progress at all costs. We have to abide by the preferred schedules of this type of entity:
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5 days per week? Stop the crying, 7/7 is the new rule.
What even?
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Old 04-19-2018, 08:32 AM   #12270
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Somewhere in here the 10 day week pissed the worker off because of diminished rest days ;

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French...lican_Calendar

From a Brit:

"In Britain, a contemporary wit mocked the Republican Calendar by calling the months: Wheezy, Sneezy and Freezy; Slippy, Drippy and Nippy; Showery, Flowery and Bowery; Hoppy, Croppy and Poppy."[10]

The women are demure, if nothing else.
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Old 04-19-2018, 01:45 PM   #12271
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5 days per week? Stop the crying, 7/7 is the new rule. You make lots of money and still have 30% of the day to yourself and another 30% for sleeping .

Total relaxation and total work combo. Make your work be fun like entertainment and different every day is the secret to total attack mode.
Sounds like a hobby.
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Old 04-19-2018, 02:25 PM   #12272
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The burning question is how in the world has someone not seen that cult classic, The Big Lebowski?
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Old 04-19-2018, 07:48 PM   #12273
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The Dude only knows.
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Old 04-19-2018, 09:58 PM   #12274
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Never have I been exposed to as much human incompetence, beaurecracy, and general foolery as in the car buying and car salvaging process. Insurance companies, salvage companies, finance companies and car dealerships. Incompetence all around.
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Old 04-20-2018, 03:53 AM   #12275
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That is all cool and edgy but it all comes down crashing if you can imagine one wrong move and someone innocent is killed for your macho games.

Also what exactly happens when they stop? Ran out of gas or cooler thoughts prevailed? Or did the police do anything not visible to their vehicle. They appear to give up into a traffic light cornering themselves to a dead-end although a right exit was possible, even a left one. That is ridiculous anticlimactic ending by morons likely.

How can you evade police in that situation? You need to get into a situation without air coverage and then lose yourself on foot or go into a mall lol. Imagine using GPS or google maps for the nearest mall while driving at 120 miles/hr.

It is true however that if you have the right audacity and nothing to lose you can drive that way and find paths through traffic because they all care and you no longer do to have a collision. So you go for it and meet your fate...Only logic can now stop you from getting into a worse situation like poker on tilt. There is something worse than being arrested. Being arrested for murder. Still they look like morons at the end which is probably true. That feels as if the cartel boss called and told them you stop here or your family is out. It is that idiotic at the end.


Another one bites the dust



In the future AI driven trucks will be all in sync getting together to block completely the road ahead of him. It's gonna happen...

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