SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread - Page 490

You have responsibility about your own health and that of other people if driving even if below the limit because it never goes to unimportant levels literally.

Consumption to escape responsibility is an enemy of logic and progress. It may be understandable but its not correct behavior. A little fun is ok but if the fun happens to remove the burden of reality then that burden gets worse.

Masque:

When I am high AF, which is not often, I feel responsible for pretty much the whole universe. When I am sober, not so much.

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Howard

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04-14-2018 , 07:55 PM

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Zeno

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Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,370

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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie

Oh sorry, I meant wannabe hipsters.

Hey Zeno, nobody reads the SMP rules sticky.

Well, the smart people don't. And the hipsters don't. And the really dumb and ignorant think they already know all the rules so they don't. And the anarchists don't. Tories abhor rules. And most of the rest are too busy to read any rules. But - Labour Party Lackeys would go over the rules with a fine tooth comb and fret and moan and piss their pants if something were amiss. So I have that going for me.

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04-14-2018 , 07:57 PM

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Howard Treesong

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Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 14,681

I don’t read the rules but generally follow them anyway, in a fruitless attempt at grace and politesse. Where does that put me?

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04-14-2018 , 07:59 PM

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Zeno

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Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,370

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Originally Posted by Howard Treesong

I don’t read the rules but generally follow them anyway, in a fruitless attempt at grace and politesse. Where does that put me?

Among the best and brightest. Have numerous Beers to celebrate.

Last edited by Zeno; 04-14-2018 at 08:10 PM. Reason: Wording

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04-14-2018 , 08:13 PM

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spanktehbadwookie

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,374

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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie

Oh sorry, I meant wannabe hipsters.

Hey Zeno, nobody reads the SMP rules sticky.

I'm almost an expert in wannabe hipsters who are also 5 years behind whatever is currently hip. A few clear rules to follow and almost anyone can be a wannabe.

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04-14-2018 , 08:16 PM

#12232

Howard Treesong

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Originally Posted by Zeno

Among the best and brightest. Have numerous Beers to celebrate.

Alas, I have thirty high school seniors heading this way for a prom after party tonight, so sobriety is in order for me.

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04-14-2018 , 08:16 PM

#12233

Howard Treesong

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Originally Posted by Zeno

Among the best and brightest. Have numerous Beers to celebrate.

That was very kind, Z, and I thank you for it.

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04-15-2018 , 12:11 AM

#12234

Elmo543

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 145

If we don't read the rules that only qualifies as negligence, I guess? But I will not engage in political jargon here unless said person wants to venmo me beer monies.

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04-15-2018 , 12:22 AM

#12235

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

RIP Art Bell. His show was THE best on the late night drive home from the poker room.

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04-15-2018 , 03:19 AM

#12236

masque de Z

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 9,961

Zeno is trying to protect me from FSB but its ok i can take care of my own against all of them and their leader together. Maybe sometimes it takes a non American to love that country more than those that are supposed to protect it.

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04-15-2018 , 05:09 AM

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lastcardcharlie

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People love being told that they're complicated. Cold reading must be an awesome skill to have.

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04-15-2018 , 01:23 PM

#12238

Zeno

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Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,370

To be a philosopher is not merely to have subtle thoughts, nor even to found a school, but so to love wisdom as to live according to its dictates, a life of simplicity, independence, magnanimity and trust. - Henry David Thoreau.

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04-15-2018 , 01:27 PM

#12239

Zeno

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Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,370

Simplicity.
Live unknown.
Drink lots of Beer.

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04-15-2018 , 03:52 PM

#12240

spanktehbadwookie

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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie

People love being told that they're complicated. Cold reading must be an awesome skill to have.

I do find wonder how such a simply stated array of faculties can do create so much.

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04-15-2018 , 04:25 PM

#12241

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

How Thing 2 has managed not to have a huge beer belly would make a decent thread. Maybe.

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04-15-2018 , 07:04 PM

#12242

VeeDDzz`

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Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 4,384

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Originally Posted by Howard Beale

How Thing 2 has managed not to have a huge beer belly would make a decent thread. Maybe.

Short of wallowing in your own self-hatred, beer is great also because enjoyment of it motivates exercise, which in-turn motivates more beer consumption.

I can't speak for Zeno, but I'd certainly exercise less if I didn't enjoy alcohols.

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04-15-2018 , 11:05 PM

#12243

Zeno

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Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,370

This could be posted in RGT but if fits better here. Three simple question:

What beer does God drink?
What beer does Jesus drink?
What beer does the Holy Ghost drink?

This could be a trick question, or not.

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04-15-2018 , 11:09 PM

#12244

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

They all drink w/e the damn hell they want to?

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04-16-2018 , 01:46 PM

#12245

plaaynde

Poker Historian

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 20,069

What beer do they drink in Heaven?
What beer do they drink in Hell?
What beer do they drink in the Purgatory?

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04-16-2018 , 07:18 PM

#12246

Zeno

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Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,370

No Beer in Heaven*. No Beer in Hell. Beer in Purgatory because you are waiting around for something to happen.

*see post below for the exceptions.

Last edited by Zeno; 04-16-2018 at 07:30 PM.

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04-16-2018 , 07:29 PM

#12247

Zeno

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Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,370

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Originally Posted by Zeno

God (The Father) drinks IPAs (mostly Double IPAs) after knocking off work for the day. The tap handle is near the right armrest of The Throne.

Jesus (The Son) drinks Belgian Sours. And the occasional German-style hefeweizen from his lurking place near the throne. Plotting His coup.

The Holy Ghost slams down Pale Ales all the live long day while hiding out in the basement.

Now you know "The Rest of the Story".

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04-16-2018 , 08:18 PM

#12248

PairTheBoard

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Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 10,039

Funny how they keep degrading things to improve them, thereby making them better, cheaper, and more expensive.

PairTheBoard

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04-17-2018 , 09:59 AM

#12249

spanktehbadwookie

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According to "psychometrics", I probably like a story with a happy ending, so I'm going with Jesus beer, for what's happier mythos than the hero coming back to life? Hopefully the advertisers are listening and send me free samples.

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04-17-2018 , 04:48 PM

#12250

plaaynde

Poker Historian

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 20,069

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Originally Posted by Zeno

No Beer in Heaven*. No Beer in Hell. Beer in Purgatory because you are waiting around for something to happen.

*see post below for the exceptions.

You think they like dunkel beer in the Purgatory? Something tells me they are. But herb ales may be upcoming. You never quite know with the Purgatory.

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