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Originally Posted by masque de Z
Tell us more, how does it start ? Dad had his and i am probably due too one of these days damn it!
I went out to eat oysters the evening before. I felt some mild stomach clenching, as though I’d eaten bad food and was about to suffer from diarrhea or vomiting. But rather than either of those happening, the clenching feeling continued to worsen. It’s a spasming feeling that comes and goes in increasing intensity. After about ninety minutes, I figured I had a problem of some kind and drove home. That was an effort of pure will.
After I got home it got steadily worse until I was manic. Couldn’t sit, couldn’t stand, was sweating from pain. Shower didn’t help in the slightest, so we eventually called 911. Ambulance showed up fast. I was barely able to tell the EMTs what was going on. Pain 10/10, worse than herniated discs. I was at times entirely insensate and uncontrollably screaming.
Triage at ER was quick and doc figured it to be a kidney stone. IV morphine ensued, and I was fine after that hit me. Mrs. Treesong complained at me for being an ass to the hospital administrator that asked me the same question for he fourth time, which I was. So I decided to get the CAT scan techs laughing by telling them dirty jokes, which I did.
Morphine and Percocet calmed down the spasms and i peed the thing out two days later with no pain. End of story.