Bowing is not necessary. Simply dropping something onto the plate at 'The Grand Church of Understanding, Howard Beale Supreme Leader' will do just fine, tia.

Mat is a bad influence

you owe me 3 dollars for the cancelled uber.

I still want a piece of pizza

Where are you it's on me! What kind of pizza? Did the butterflies allow you to have sausage themed lunch the other day?

There's no such thing as a sausage-themed lunch.

Why not?












Also in Greece

http://www.mygreekdish.com/recipe/sp...-tomato-sauce/



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loukaniko

My bad.

Good looking recipe.

You know that you're never going to reach the 1% once the waitress at Denny's has your regular order memorized.

Snapped my door key in two in the lock today. According to the locksmith, it's a common occurrence owing to wear and tear, and one should get a new key every two years. He obviously cannot comprehend that I've acquired psychic powers.

A new key once every two years!?!

What are we? Made of money?

Someone should open a shop where you can get a new key cut for the same lock inexpensively IMO.

That's what I call a well-informed opinion.

Schools used to have enough money via taxes to pay for sports, band, etc. While I was a teenager, we used to sell a few candy bars to raise enough money to pay for the end of season banquet and a couple other fluff stuff. Now, parents pay real money to have their kids in school sports/extra curricular activities, depending on district, upwards of $300 per.

Vegas used to be flowing with free (stiff) drinks, free parking and comped rooms/meals etc. Now, drinks are watered down, parking is expensive and comps are only for the high end gamblers.

I'm sure there are other niches which have experienced these same changes.

What is the underlying mechanism which has created this paradigm shift? In other words, where has all the money gone? I think that's my question?!?

Where's the money dissapeared?

The money paradox. A little like the information paradox, except people are very pissed off.

Greed
Dehumanization
Cost mongering
Indifference.


These are some of my least favorite things.

Money drives the world. And that makes me happy. For those wimpy and crybaby liberals and morons that perpetually whine about it - they get exactly what they deserve. A life drenched in sadness and always sobbing in their beers because some poor child in Africa or India doesn't have a chance.

That's a lot of emotion about an invention.

I know when I was at school that teachers used to do a lot of the extra-curricular stuff for free. Then they started being treated like **** by the government and they gradually stopped.

PTO bought copier toner for the teachers last month at my school. That translates into parents buying teacher supplies. That's also money we can't invest in expanding the school garden and hosting field trips. However that makes me a voluntary tax collector for the school itself. Which is s freaky way of looking at it. The rabbit hole is real and that's it.

Life advice needed. I am married to a carpet, but I find a certain human's calf to be extremely attractive. Should I leave the carpet? The human attached to the calf seems noncommittal and might like the carpet more. What should I do?

Sir, do not call me a carpet. I am a dog. I just look and act like a carpet.

Are you committal?

I started to read crime and punishent and halfway through the first chapter it became as chaotic an Irish shibeen in the back arse of nowhere.

The Blindboy Podcast on acast
https://www.acast.com/blindboy/brandosdartboard

The podcasts tend to start off with humour that may not
Be understood if you aren't from hometown, but tenfs to turn serious and goes deep into topics on psychology, history, philosophy and art.