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Philadelphia Eagles Vs New England Patriots. Superbowl Sunday, Feb 4. Insanity begins in early afternoon. Don't forget to worship. USA #1. Heathens can just piss off and watch their own namby-pamby sports if they can't handle real football.

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01-26-2018 , 06:33 PM

#11877

lastcardcharlie

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,435

Superbowls used to be in January, so you could have it that much quicker before invading Iraq or somewhere. February is some pussy **** for the are you now or have you ever been a racist brigade.

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01-26-2018 , 06:55 PM

#11878

spanktehbadwookie

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They can't hear you through their wall, allegedly.

Everybody knows it's the most charismatic quarterback who gives both sides either advantage or disadvantage for super bowl glory.

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01-26-2018 , 08:02 PM

#11879

lastcardcharlie

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Hey, whatever makes one happy, Spank.

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01-27-2018 , 11:31 AM

#11880

PairTheBoard

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 10,037

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Originally Posted by Zeno

So Comrades, I've got bags of books that I'll be burning this weekend.

PairTheBoard

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01-27-2018 , 11:38 AM

#11881

spanktehbadwookie

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I can contribute some outdated tech manuals unless someone is using photoshop 3 still?

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01-27-2018 , 03:27 PM

#11882

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,356

Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of............

BBC Pointless Quiz Show

What will the Limeys come up with next.......

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01-27-2018 , 04:18 PM

#11883

lastcardcharlie

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01-27-2018 , 06:35 PM

#11884

chezlaw

Limey Bastard

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 46,849

My "Celebrity Torture" show is on the way. Hoping to air sometime during trump's 3rd term.

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01-27-2018 , 07:04 PM

#11885

PairTheBoard

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 10,037

If Romans were alive today they'd be very proud of their numerals. Super Bowl LII.

PairTheBoard

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01-30-2018 , 05:47 PM

#11886

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,356

SMP has just received this rating:

Thanks to all for your contributions to this fourm.

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01-31-2018 , 06:45 PM

#11887

lastcardcharlie

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And if Hearst says it, it must be true.

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01-31-2018 , 06:51 PM

#11888

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,356

If the Bible says it, it must be true.

You are slipping Lastcard, or, you didn't down enough pints before posting.

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01-31-2018 , 06:52 PM

#11889

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,356

In one week, I meet with a lawyer.

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01-31-2018 , 07:22 PM

#11890

lastcardcharlie

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Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,435

I met with the Smiling Assassin today. Second time in a month. He couldn't kill me, I'm like Fidel Castro.

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01-31-2018 , 10:22 PM

#11891

lastcardcharlie

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Hey Chezlaw, they're closing down the Bree Louise in the name of progress.

http://camdennewjournal.com/article/...s-pub-to-close

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02-01-2018 , 06:40 AM

#11892

masque de Z

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Lets rally together to make statute of limitations for chocolate stealing 24h.

After that time surviving the hunting you get to keep the treasure!

https://www.news4jax.com/news/talker...colate-thieves

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02-01-2018 , 05:10 PM

#11893

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

anyone "offered large quantities (of chocolate) via unconventional channels'

Unconventional channels, hahahahahaha...............

Scene: Inside a Starbucks.

'Sir, I can't help but have noticed that that's your third cup of coffee. Would you care to purchase 200 lbs of chocolate to go with it?'

lololol

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02-02-2018 , 11:38 PM

#11894

spanktehbadwookie

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If I turn out to be one of those philosophers who jokes about death and dies from laughing at my own joke you know what to do at my funeral.

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02-03-2018 , 10:08 AM

#11895

VeeDDzz`

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Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 4,384

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Originally Posted by spanktehbadwookie

If I turn out to be one of those philosophers who jokes about death and dies from laughing at my own joke you know what to do at my funeral.

Yes.

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02-04-2018 , 11:38 AM

#11896

MacOneDouble

old hand

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 1,691

How to screw 15 Frenchmen with one Johnny.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zotdbqvumsg

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02-04-2018 , 01:36 PM

#11897

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,356

I got a laugh out of this one:

Greece Macedonia: Name dispute draws mass protest in Athens

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02-04-2018 , 01:41 PM

#11898

Wetdog

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Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,389

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Originally Posted by Zeno

I got a laugh out of this one:

Greece Macedonia: Name dispute draws mass protest in Athens

Kansans protest Kansas City name. Film at eleven.

Kansas City Council annexes Kansas

Last edited by Wetdog; 02-04-2018 at 01:47 PM.

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02-04-2018 , 02:44 PM

#11899

MacOneDouble

old hand

Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 1,691

Are women more agreeable than men? Where and what data is Jordan Peterson basing that statement on. I haven't looked at obviously, hence the question, assuming he has provided it.

It also depends on the terms of agreeableness; every single woman I've known, beginning with my own mother have been always more quicker than their male counterparts to kick up a fuss, with regards to financial situations.