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10-22-2017 , 06:28 PM
There was a young kid who said 'damn
I could do with just one more can.'
If i smoked weed,
I'd probably succeed
at writing a limerick my man.
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10-22-2017 , 06:34 PM
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10-22-2017 , 07:13 PM
My favourite anti-natalist and socialist you tuber, pausing and then arguing against every sentence made by Jordan Peterson on JRE at 1.25x.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RALiz53OYy0
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10-23-2017 , 02:45 AM
CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER

And it is your prenazident.
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10-23-2017 , 04:01 AM
The only important last thing is the last correct thing. And let that haunt all of us if we do not prove 100% confident we have it in any debate when talking to our own self in the absence of any audience.
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10-23-2017 , 04:30 AM
Reason 1006199th why he is the grandest mfer ever to rule this country;


He has the moronic idea to say to a widow that i guess he knew what he signed for but it hurts when it happens.

This is the loser a$$hole of a human that cannot simply say the same thing but in a way that actually the one saying it appears to care for the other person and his family.


Your husband and father of your children joined the army knowing full well that the risk was there. That is a brave decision. Only a few people make that decision and remain faithful to it to the last moment when duty calls. Fallen with fellow men but never defeated.

I cannot remove your pain. All i can do now on behalf of a grateful nation is to recognize his sacrifice and offer a symbolic gesture, possibly a foundation in his name and other fallen soldiers to celebrate something they loved that each family know they cared for. Maybe we can turn the pain into love for the others this foundation will reach in his name.

He could then proceed to help the creation of a foundation that every family of fallen soldiers can submit a project that will preserve forever in a meaningful way our response to their sacrifice.


This and countless other things like that make impossible for others to hate what you stand for. You unite people in their pain and turn it into a gift for others. The gift will make the pain one day something very different. A tear of final victory.

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10-23-2017 , 10:33 AM
Daffy Donald so mistreated
so put upon by the truth
Why do folks call Don Don Daffy
when he's only feeble minded and uncouth


PairTheBoard
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10-23-2017 , 12:06 PM
Daffy Donny lay in bed
while his fellows bled
Doctors are amused
how after years his bone spur moved
All the way from his foot to his head


PairTheBoard
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10-23-2017 , 12:23 PM
When the norm is violence, peace is deviant.

When the norm is control, freedom is deviant.

When the norm is dishonesty, truth is deviant.

Thanks for the inspiration, Frank.

https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/440...s-not-possible
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10-24-2017 , 12:16 PM
Daffy Donald cooks a stew
of lies deceit and flu
There's a white house contagion
of the Daffy persuasion
As the Donald infects the whole zoo


PairTheBoard
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10-24-2017 , 12:33 PM
Donald Trump
Donald Duck
Donald's Mc
Mc Hammer
Rockefeller
Edward Teller
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10-25-2017 , 12:17 PM
i set a deadline to quit by 2.11. i think ill do it. my deadlines do matter to me. so it feels like there is something to lose. there are a higher stakes i can set to make it happen. but for now ill wait and see if a deadline is enough. day off work today. my god these are hard. 11 hours of not eating a crumb. i have a habit to never eat anything before being awake for at least 11 hours. on work days its easy. the work distracts me. but at home. my stomach is so freaking loud. like someone is chewing gravel that is complaining about it. so i go back into full time my time in 28 days. i think. might be a bit more. cant be a lot more. its hard to forget that the way i live is actually way harder when not having a a full time day job. cant help but crave it though. tried to think whether i would actually quit and i realized i couldnt not quit even if i tried. its just too hard. im quitting out o weakness really. it just also happens to be the right thing to do. manager tried to bring his manager to tell me to stay. abit flattering, but im not the type you can really sway. a tree that wont bend no matter the gust. i set my roots, i make my plans. and it doesnt matter how hard the wolf blows. my house will stay in place
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10-25-2017 , 05:52 PM
You're quitting your job bec you get hungry?

Oh, I see: 'fat bastard.' Makes sense.
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10-27-2017 , 06:34 PM
In the interest of the topics drinking and life, I picked up a gig as the fill-in door person at my favorite local beer spot. My first night some drunk lady from Tennessee told me I looked like a celebrity and then said.." I look like Susan Sarandon, she's a whore." I had nothing to say. But I did think to myself 'how does she know that?' 🤣
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10-28-2017 , 02:42 AM
This thread has become interesting.
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10-28-2017 , 07:47 AM
What is the attraction to drinking daily? Do you have to be have alcoholic/addict genes to understand?

I mean it's fun once in a while to let go but it gets so ****ing boring after a couple of days. All alcoholics I've met seem infected with some kind of deep self pity or self loathing...is it a self destructive thing? "It hurts so good" kind of thing? I have trouble wrapping my mind around it.
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10-28-2017 , 12:55 PM
The dance.

That's why. I drink.
The spring doesn't come fancier or faster each year. The dance needs no reason.

Why are we here?

The dance.
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10-28-2017 , 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by ToothSayer
What is the attraction to drinking daily? Do you have to be have alcoholic/addict genes to understand?

I mean it's fun once in a while to let go but it gets so ****ing boring after a couple of days. All alcoholics I've met seem infected with some kind of deep self pity or self loathing...is it a self destructive thing? "It hurts so good" kind of thing? I have trouble wrapping my mind around it.
Slowing one's cognitive processes down to a level where they aren't an order of magnitude faster than others' can be quite helpful in coping with the lack of cognitive work that needs doing on a daily basis.
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10-28-2017 , 07:59 PM
The "I drink because I'm a genius" defense?
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10-28-2017 , 08:09 PM
No defense was intended.

It also makes people seem at least vaguely interesting even when they decide to talk.
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10-28-2017 , 08:29 PM
The "I'm a genius and people suck" explanation for drinking. Sure, I can live with that. Where's the whiskey?
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10-28-2017 , 08:38 PM
People don't suck. They are like French fries. Some are quite good, some poorly made.

The crispy ones that are fluffy in the middle are quite nice.
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10-28-2017 , 08:56 PM
People is more than half a reason to go to a bar. I actually drink infrequently, but go to a bar semi-frequently. Which appears to be a formula for eventually working at a bar.
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10-29-2017 , 03:29 AM
I dug a ditch
I built a bridge
I married a *****
The bridge came in handy

Vidda G.
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