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07-13-2017 , 12:01 AM
Feel I don't need more of Trump revolutions.

Or sick people thinking they have a mission, like Lenin.
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07-13-2017 , 07:05 AM
Trump is a great man. You will see that one day.
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07-13-2017 , 08:40 AM
I'm writing my congressman urging him to introduce legislation that would politicize mathematics to allow proofs by talking points.


PairTheBoard
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07-13-2017 , 11:27 AM
Tempus Fugit........
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07-13-2017 , 11:39 AM
Airplane chemtrails contain Viagra.
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07-14-2017 , 08:23 AM
This may not be a perfect day but it's still the difference between day and night.


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07-14-2017 , 10:30 AM
According to sources close to our random number generator, the Federal Bureau of Mathematics is investigating the cult of probabilists for possible collusion with the number 17.


PairTheBoard
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07-14-2017 , 11:26 AM
Seventeen is a prime number. The conspiracy grows.
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07-14-2017 , 02:09 PM
I have undertaken (self funded) my own possibly ground-breaking scientific inquiry into one of the world's great mysteries: Where are the missing socks?

I have thrown out every single old sock and bought a bunch of new ones! HAHA! No more wondering if all of the socks were accounted for in the first place! If a single sock goes missing in the wash over the next six months and a thorough search of the house can't find it, I'll publish my results as to the cause which I already suspect! GREMLINS!

Gremlins, don't mess w/ me or your days in the shadows are over!
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07-14-2017 , 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
Seventeen is a prime number. The conspiracy grows.
Powers of 2 are saying 17 is a fake prime. Other primes are being questioned but so far none are talking.


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07-14-2017 , 04:43 PM
I moved into an apartment in the city centre;. a four-story building of Georgian architecture built circa 1820. I live in the attic, converted with all mod-cons.

All seemed well, until I laid myself down to sleep. Mother****ing seagulls, flying in from the Shannon and landing on my rooftop. Scavenging, squawking all through the night. They may have won the first few battles, but I will fight them on the rooftops, I will fight them by the sea.

They won't get the best of me.
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07-14-2017 , 06:45 PM
Don't get your eyes pecked out Mac.
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07-14-2017 , 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie
No wonder I've been losing my shirt playing the Bellagio's "Guess The Next Prime" game.


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07-14-2017 , 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by MacOneDouble
I moved into an apartment in the city centre;. a four-story building of Georgian architecture built circa 1820. I live in the attic, converted with all mod-cons.

All seemed well, until I laid myself down to sleep. Mother****ing seagulls, flying in from the Shannon and landing on my rooftop. Scavenging, squawking all through the night. They may have won the first few battles, but I will fight them on the rooftops, I will fight them by the sea.

They won't get the best of me.
And the ship sailed keel skyward, skimming the moonlit clouds effortlessly, a seagull guiding the lost crew homeward.

Pay attention to the seagulls, MacOneDouble. Learn their language, dream their dreams. They will lead you to your true home.
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07-15-2017 , 11:48 AM
Orange Country is jammed full of beautiful people. I slither amongst this select group with ease. Near the beach, of course, seagulls abound. So far none have **** on my head. My beautiful aura must be protecting me.
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07-15-2017 , 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by MacOneDouble
I moved into an apartment in the city centre;. a four-story building of Georgian architecture built circa 1820. I live in the attic, converted with all mod-cons.

All seemed well, until I laid myself down to sleep. Mother****ing seagulls, flying in from the Shannon and landing on my rooftop. Scavenging, squawking all through the night. They may have won the first few battles, but I will fight them on the rooftops, I will fight them by the sea.

They won't get the best of me.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pigeon
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07-15-2017 , 12:08 PM
After a hit and run visit to P7, I was wondering how many levels of trolling are there? How deep can it go? Do some run up against the wall of their own ethics? What would Machiavelli have to say about this phenomena.

And then this:how many other/bogus/troll accounts can a single poster have without tripping up on their own tongue? Would be difficult to keep track of it all if overstretched.

Unless, of course, an army of little minions are behind the accounts - fact checking, tracking, editing, scrutinizing source material, reading links, scrubbing posts for errors or to maintain consistency to avoid detection, and helping their guru find the weak spots, wedging and weaseling, and playing the troll posting equivalent of dodge ball. Seems the enterprise would need acres of food, barrels of beer, seven servers of computing power, and more room than just the basement of the Guru's mother's house.

Just musing, but I feel another conspiracy lurking in the darkness. Better check myself though, before the Gremlins start appearing.

Last edited by Zeno; 07-15-2017 at 12:25 PM. Reason: Typos
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07-15-2017 , 12:10 PM
Some of us Trump supporters have Russians giving us fresh IPs and doing our research.
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07-15-2017 , 12:20 PM
Ah, the need to keep the internet hits and number of posts spiraling up to the stratosphere justifies any and all clandestine methodology. At base - so simple. Like the mundane fact that 2+2 = 4.
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07-15-2017 , 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by ToothSayer
Some of us Trump supporters have Russians giving us fresh IPs and doing our research.
Just as I suspected. I was going to sign up but my hourly fee, I know, is too large. $500/hr plus expenses is my minimum going rate. Too bad, it would be oodles of fun.
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07-15-2017 , 01:20 PM
Quantum theory is a hoax perpetuated by the international cartel of Schrodinger Cat Litter Boxes.


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07-15-2017 , 07:12 PM
Somebody told me a math puzzle today. It's not difficult, but the answer is a little counter-intuitive, and I had not heard it before.

A car travels from A to B at a speed of 20mph. At what speed would it have to travel back from B to A so that the average speed for the whole journey is 40mph?
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07-15-2017 , 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie
Somebody told me a math puzzle today. It's not difficult, but the answer is a little counter-intuitive, and I had not heard it before.

A car travels from A to B at a speed of 20mph. At what speed would it have to travel back from B to A so that the average speed for the whole journey is 40mph?
What's spooky is that a few posts back Zeno gave the perfect answer to this puzzle before it was even asked.


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07-15-2017 , 10:25 PM
Spoiler:
2xAB
2xt
No time left, go infinite
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