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06-07-2017 , 10:12 AM
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The cardinals have it way better. The can siphon off millions to their personal account with no comeuppance.

Who would want to be the pope? All that gravity. Wearing white like a wannabe bride while everyone else has to wear black like bridesmaids at a funeral. How ridiculous. It's like all the downsides of being a rock star with none of the upsides. And your colleagues are aging power hungry pedophiles. No thanks.
The pope is living the dream.

Literally.
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06-07-2017 , 10:58 AM
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I have no idea what that means, but it sounds profound, which is good enough I guess.
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06-07-2017 , 01:18 PM
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Cities of London AND Westminster. Beat that for a constituency. It's got the Houses of Parliament in it FFS.
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06-07-2017 , 02:20 PM
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Big Ben isn't even the main tower.
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06-07-2017 , 08:10 PM
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Stop being a nit. You just received five demerits.



When you have accumulated 50 demerits you will be subject to a public flogging. Outside Nortre Dame. The Middle Ages Rule.

I'd flog him with a grilled cheese right now.
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Just for a bit of perspective:



The Mormon Church, founded by a weirdo who wanted multiple wives,now have $40 billion on the bank, and receive $5+ billion/year in tithes.



Scientology, that brave and wonderful and obviously correct sci-fi religion involving hydrogen bombs and galactic warlords and the spirits of pissed off hydrogen-bomb blowees haunting people, who viciously attacks anyone who criticizes them, brings in billions as well.



It's well worth coming up with your own religion.


Scientology: engrams from the planet geegak.
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06-08-2017 , 06:35 AM
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-James Comey
"I'll call your duplicity and raise you my honest duplicity."



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06-08-2017 , 10:10 AM
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Multi quoting, any?
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06-08-2017 , 01:54 PM
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Things that piss me off! Theres's a side bar add showing this 'genius' puzzle:



I spend a bit of time bec it's obv that beaker 3 gets filled first so there must be some kind of trick. That made me go to the tubes to see if it's there and sure enough



Mofo's at 'Brilliant' have beaker 4 higher up than beaker 3 just to make Howard think he's dumb and click the link for the answer - which it doesn't do - and then look it up where the set-up is different.

This is some kind of deceptive advertising and someone should be made to pay!
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06-08-2017 , 07:02 PM
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Exclusion method works. How could 1 be filled first?, etc. There may be a cork somewhere
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06-08-2017 , 07:38 PM
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.........snip..................

This is some kind of deceptive advertising and someone should be made to pay!
Do you own a large hand gun? Or rifle?
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06-08-2017 , 08:20 PM
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06-08-2017 , 09:07 PM
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Exclusion method works. How could 1 be filled first?, etc. There may be a cork somewhere
Beaker 1 could be filled first if the water is under high enough pressure so that the plumbing is overwhelmed but we make the assumption that it isn't.

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Do you own a large hand gun? Or rifle?
Sometimes I think that I'm the only resident of Arizona w/o an assault rifle.
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06-09-2017 , 12:40 AM
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I think I can die now in peace. I won't, but it is an option.
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06-09-2017 , 10:34 PM
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I was predicted:


They that dwell in the wilderness shall bow before him; and his enemies shall lick the dust. -Psalm 72:9 (KJV)
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06-10-2017 , 02:19 AM
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"Sedation? I thought you said sedition," he said as he spent his last breath.
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06-10-2017 , 09:30 AM
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Thirteen thousand centres of a triangle:

http://faculty.evansville.edu/ck6/encyclopedia/ETC.html
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06-10-2017 , 10:38 AM
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I demand an inadequate apology so I can reject it.


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06-11-2017 , 02:33 PM
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I want to share another 'Brilliant' puzzle and see if I got the answer right:



Spoiler:
My answer is 'Number 1.'
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06-11-2017 , 09:56 PM
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I want to share another 'Brilliant' puzzle and see if I got the answer right:



Spoiler:
My answer is 'Number 1.'
Spoiler:
7
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06-12-2017 , 01:23 AM
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The blue area is the triangle with the question mark in it.
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06-12-2017 , 06:58 AM
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I want to share another 'Brilliant' puzzle and see if I got the answer right:



Spoiler:
My answer is 'Number 1.'
Spoiler:
I called the rectangle ABCD with AB=b AD=a and drew a line AF intersecting BC at F making angle BAF=f and another AE intersecting DC at E making angle DAE=w.


Then ABF area is 1/2*b^2*Tan(f)=4 ADE area is 1/2*a^2*Tan(w)=2, EFC area is 1/2*(a-b*Tan(f))*(b-a*Tan(w))=3 and the unknown area S of AEF is S=1/2*Sin(90-(f+w))*a/Cos(w)*b/Cos(f) which leads to S=1/2*a*b*(1-Tan(f)*Tan(w)). Then also S+4+3+2=a*b for the whole rectangle.


If you then see that Tan(f)=8/b^2 , Tan(w)=4/a^2 and eliminate a*b and the tangents from the above last 2 equations you get a single equation in S that has root S=7. Then from that you get the rest if interested to solve the system completely and see that F is the middle of BC for example etc.


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06-12-2017 , 07:54 AM
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Surely there is a more elegant way to solve this.
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06-12-2017 , 08:18 AM
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You all seem to be answering the question - what label or what number/value is on the blue area. It's a triangle - you're welcome
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06-12-2017 , 08:47 AM
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chezlaw,
Your mom is a triangle.
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