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03-05-2017 , 02:50 PM
03-05-2017 , 08:48 PM
A seagull just Sh*t on my car window.
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03-05-2017 , 10:06 PM
If it just missed your head then you got lucky, imo.
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03-05-2017 , 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
I love smart women. God should have made more of them.
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03-06-2017 , 03:02 PM
I forgot the most important thing.


PairTheBoard
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03-06-2017 , 05:05 PM
The problem with naïveté is that... it doesn't know it...
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03-06-2017 , 06:11 PM
There is no future. And more importantly, there never was.
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03-06-2017 , 06:40 PM
Hang the Pope*.


*Just sent out this message in another forum (Chezland). Test statement/gathering data. Awaiting the response(s). Results will be published in this journal:

http://www.jir.com/
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03-06-2017 , 07:55 PM
Tinkle tankle winkle wankle finkle fankle fime

All the aeons gone before are simply wasted time
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03-06-2017 , 07:58 PM
Now this is something worth reading, Cheers*:

Highballs for Breakfast: Wodehouse on alcohol

* Only for the Happy People.
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03-06-2017 , 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
Hang the Pope*.


*Just sent out this message in another forum (Chezland). Test statement/gathering data. Awaiting the response(s). Results will be published in this journal:

http://www.jir.com/
Chez started humming after forever.

and thinking of BTM
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03-07-2017 , 07:57 PM
Won't be seeing Jack for a while. Got him locked up in a shed. No more going round doing stupid **** pretending to be me. Daisy, his girlfriend, is away too. She's an air hostess.
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03-08-2017 , 04:31 AM
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Originally Posted by chezlaw
Chez started humming after forever.

and thinking of BTM
I was also thinking of me around the same time. Coincidence?
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03-08-2017 , 01:17 PM
Ho ho ho
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03-08-2017 , 06:58 PM
I don't know Jack.
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03-08-2017 , 08:28 PM
03-09-2017 , 12:37 AM
Tell me that you don't have to be a freak of nature to understand that ****.
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03-09-2017 , 01:31 AM
Shortcutted it.
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03-09-2017 , 03:30 AM
I am fairly sure I disproved the efficient market hypothesis tonight. Got paid $20 for doing so. Would have done it for free.
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03-09-2017 , 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Howard Beale
Tell me that you don't have to be a freak of nature to understand that ****.
It's about patterns. Define the "simplicity" of a sequence to be the length of its shortest description, e.g. in English (or, more precisely, the length of a computer program that will output the sequence). For example:

111111111111... can be described as "all 1s";
121212121212... "alternating 1s and 2s".

A random sequence is one which cannot be condensed by a shorter description; i.e. the shortest way of describing it is to present the sequence in full.
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03-09-2017 , 06:43 PM
Not that I don't appreciate the effort but don't bother. I have two mental blocks: Any math beyond geometry and physical puzzles. For everything else I'm a powerhouse of brain function, though.
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03-09-2017 , 06:44 PM
I knew last card would get the gist. Well done. The depressing part, if you wish to call it that, is that a completely sober understand of the underlying principles of the linked article doesn't get you laid any more often that a gapped-toothed, bad smelling working class dock working. At least that would be DS's take on the matter. But he's been insane for years and his brain has been undergoing continual degenerative rot since it peaked at about 50 years. To be expected. Chez is fallowing the same path. Ruin is a collective.
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03-09-2017 , 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2
I am fairly sure I disproved the efficient market hypothesis tonight. Got paid $20 for doing so. Would have done it for free.
And it would not have detracted from your happiness.
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03-09-2017 , 07:12 PM
Chez will keep himself vigilant with politics.

Full alert all the time, the brain will outgrow the skull before you'll know it. We will see the gyruses under a thin layer of skin, something like the aliens in the movies of the 1920's and 1950's

Chez, your brains will become powerhouses, ready for serving 2+2 and mankind! We will all suck in the energy, craving for more.

Last edited by plaaynde; 03-09-2017 at 07:18 PM.
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03-09-2017 , 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
I knew last card would get the gist. Well done.
I once met Martin-Lof at a conference. He was super civilized and everyone deferred to him.

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In 1964 and 1965, Martin-Löf studied in Moscow under the supervision of Andrei N. Kolmogorov. He wrote a 1966 article On the definition of random sequences that gave the first suitable definition of a random sequence.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Per_Martin-L%C3%B6f
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