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01-06-2017 , 07:01 PM
I'm offended.
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01-06-2017 , 07:10 PM
At least we know it wasn't a dirty Euro bottle opener....
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01-06-2017 , 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Howard Treesong
I'm offended.
Chez will sent you a check. Is pound sterling an OK monetary reimbursement? Or does the past imperialism of the English make you squeamish about accepting their coin? Let us know. We'll work something out.
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01-06-2017 , 08:35 PM
Venezuelan bolivars will do nicely.
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01-07-2017 , 05:49 AM
Wife got hit by a drunk driver tonight. Couple of broken bones and a few fingernails missing. Police state kept me from attacking the driver. Barely even needed to restrain me.

I didn't like it, but I am pretty sure it is for the best that a meathead with a badge was in the way.
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01-07-2017 , 06:09 AM
I'm sorry. Hoping for fast recovery.
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01-07-2017 , 06:23 AM
Speedy recovery to your wife BTM
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01-07-2017 , 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2
I didn't like it, but I am pretty sure it is for the best that a meathead with a badge was in the way.
Confirmation bias.

Get well soon, Mrs Mick2.
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01-07-2017 , 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2
Wife got hit by a drunk driver tonight. Couple of broken bones and a few fingernails missing. Police state kept me from attacking the driver. Barely even needed to restrain me.

I didn't like it, but I am pretty sure it is for the best that a meathead with a badge was in the way.
Sorry to hear that Brian, I hope your wife had a speedy recovery.
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01-07-2017 , 10:04 AM
I hope a) for a speedy recovery and b) that the drunk goes to jail for a looooooooong time.
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01-07-2017 , 10:51 AM
These people wishing for a speedy recovery after a motoring accident are taking the piss, Brian.
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01-07-2017 , 12:23 PM
Sending the best for Mrs. BTM's recovery!
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01-07-2017 , 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie
Confirmation bias.

Get well soon, Mrs Mick2.
One cop did a pretty good job of keeping me from decking one of the other cops who was saying stupid things.
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01-07-2017 , 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2
Wife got hit by a drunk driver tonight. Couple of broken bones and a few fingernails missing. Police state kept me from attacking the driver. Barely even needed to restrain me.

I didn't like it, but I am pretty sure it is for the best that a meathead with a badge was in the way.
Sorry to read that. What can you do here but be angry with sobs that treat others so recklessly to put them at risk by being drunk. Apparently lack of sleep is also up there and worse sometimes.

All you can say now to comfort yourself is that others are not that lucky and get worse but broken bones and nails are also rare and painful things with somewhat longer time of recovery needed. I hope she gets well soon without any lasting impact other than a sad memory of the day and the recovery nuisance that followed. All you can do now is try to spoil her and remind her your love.
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01-07-2017 , 04:53 PM
The best to the wife and a smooth recovery to full health. Fighters hold up and heal up well. It will probably be more of an ordeal dealing with insurance companies, the medical establishment and medical bills, and - has you have already experienced - the Police.

If you need some extra backup you know who to call, first. The others have your back also of course. SMP'ers know what justice is all about.
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01-07-2017 , 05:17 PM
is she basically okay at this point? a couple bones can mean a lot of different things.
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01-07-2017 , 06:14 PM
She will be fine. She got her bell rung pretty good, but it was already more or less a vestigial organ. Just some broken fingers, a bunch of skin missing and some bruises otherwise.
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01-07-2017 , 06:57 PM
which is all nothing compared to putting up with you.

i think this all sounds like good luck at the end of the day. so congratulations!
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01-07-2017 , 07:57 PM
I don't think you are fully considering the fact that I've lost my designated driver temporarily.
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01-07-2017 , 07:59 PM
Did she break one of the bones while hitting you for saying that.
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01-07-2017 , 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2
I don't think you are fully considering the fact that I've lost my designated driver temporarily.
how insensitive of me.

but do let me know when she's driving again. we'll go out.
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01-07-2017 , 10:39 PM
I barely survived the last time.
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01-07-2017 , 10:51 PM
Sorry to read all of this, wish your wife a speedy recovery, ofc, and it's a good thing you didn't hit the other driver. I was in a 3-way on a highway caused by a drunk and the third guy punched the drunk in the face and got hauled off to the klink when the drunk told them he had. I saved him, though. Some law dude called and asked if I saw the third guy hit the drunk bec he denied it and I said he absolutely didn't hit the drunk and w/e injuries the drunk might've gotten must've come from him falling down so much.

Law dude answers: 'I knew you were going to say that.' Never heard about it again.
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01-08-2017 , 12:28 AM
I've never had a three-way on a highway. I've been a drunken partial cause of several three-ways, but that seems irrelevant. I'd Doctor Seuss this, but as we all know, there are no words that rhyme with highway.

She was being a silly person at the time (a "pedestrian"). Fortunately, the drunk uninsured driver who hit her was driving a Ford F150. She fit neatly underneath it like she was purpose built to be run over by it.

The best part was her reaction when I got to her, "honey, I didn't like it."
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01-08-2017 , 02:49 AM
That's what she said.

Sorry, Brian. Sounds like you two got unlucky, but lucky because it could have been so much worse. You should go into the chance thread where DS argues about penalties for drunk driving and see if his points make more sense right now.
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