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12-22-2016 , 10:55 PM

#9476

FoldnDark

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,930

I recommend beer for insecurity, whiskey for anxiety, and both for depression. How am I doing Brian?

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12-22-2016 , 11:24 PM

#9477

aflametotheground

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,851

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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2

Well, just stop being insecure.

tomorrow im gonna down some mc donalds and some chocolate cake, and beer ofc, maybe that will help.

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12-23-2016 , 12:53 AM

#9478

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

Mostly just stop doing the insecure thing. Eating is good, but not particularly relevant

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12-23-2016 , 11:20 AM

#9479

spanktehbadwookie

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,374

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Originally Posted by aflametotheground

Im wrestling with some insecurity issues in my life but thank you all for talking to me!

Best Wishes! In my experience and knowledge, awareness of insecurity is a solid step to turning any of them into strengths. So from my perspective you already have an advantage in your struggle.

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12-23-2016 , 12:11 PM

#9480

plaaynde

Poker Historian

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 20,071

In the Honor of the Christmas;

Declaration: We The...

... I'm now officially under the influence of three miniatures of the most sold whisky in the world, the JW red label. It makes you connect all over the globe. These three miniatures can be seen as to symbolize Faith, Hope and Love.

It will carry the earthly body of signed through Christmas. King Alcohol steps in the 27th of December the next time. Until then, cheers!

Last edited by plaaynde; 12-23-2016 at 12:31 PM.

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12-23-2016 , 05:34 PM

#9481

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,372

"God bless us, every one!" - Tiny Tim

Merry Christmas!*

* In case I get too drunk to post this before Christmas Day.

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12-23-2016 , 10:02 PM

#9482

plaaynde

Poker Historian

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 20,071

"When you feel an urge for alcohol, then have a game of poker" - Medium plaaynde

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12-23-2016 , 10:55 PM

#9483

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

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12-24-2016 , 08:41 PM

#9484

tirtep

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2016 Posts: 277

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Originally Posted by FoldnDark

I recommend beer for insecurity, whiskey for anxiety, and both for depression. How am I doing Brian?

And grappa as an appetizer, ouzo with sea food, wine with any meal, cognac after dinner.

Of course, all of them to help me to "forget" or to sleep well. Oh, wait, isn't that the same thing?

Last edited by tirtep; 12-24-2016 at 08:48 PM.

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12-25-2016 , 09:56 AM

#9485

chezlaw

Limey Bastard

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 46,912

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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie

Result-oriented thinking, of course.

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Originally Posted by Zeno

Isn't that the best kind?

It's never worked out very well for me.

Happy drinking everybody.

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12-25-2016 , 09:15 PM

#9486

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

Somewhere in here I asked if anyone had ever found the missing sock. This is a pic from the wash I just did, a single of each:

wtf is going on? IMR, wtf?

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12-28-2016 , 02:19 AM

#9487

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

Your feet are apparently very blocky. Perhaps the socks are escaping because you are mixing your whites and darks. Socks, in my experience, find that disconcerting.

In other news, today I met a fairly nice, stereotypically autistic man who believes that he is a professional baccarat player.

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12-29-2016 , 04:28 PM

#9488

mackeleven

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,593

Baileys on the rocks. Only at xmas for me. Oh mein gott, ist sehr gut.

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12-30-2016 , 09:18 AM

#9489

lastcardcharlie

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,435

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Originally Posted by Howard Beale

wtf is going on? IMR, wtf?

Proof that colouring the ends and heels of socks to prevent this happening does not work.

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12-30-2016 , 02:18 PM

#9490

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

There's a jokester running the universe, that's what I think.

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12-30-2016 , 06:09 PM

#9491

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,372

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Originally Posted by Howard Beale

There's a jokester* running the universe, that's what I think.

[*my footnote]

I've been saying that for years Howard in SMP and elsewhere, but no one wants to listen. Glad you finally understand. The hint is the sox mystery that always eludes you. Now that you understand you can walk your dog, smoke a reefer, and die content by being run over by a laundry truck. It's what you deserve. And that is OK, now that you understand.

* The jokester is me. In case you wish to know.

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12-30-2016 , 06:18 PM

#9492

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

Welp, we are all better off that you are the jokester bec you're generally harmless as can be seen by you just messing w/ my socks rather than having me run over by a laundry truck.

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12-30-2016 , 06:42 PM

#9493

FoldnDark

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,930

I've heard of electric cars, SUV's and even self driving cars, but trucks that do laundry? Truly a crazy world!

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12-30-2016 , 06:56 PM

#9494

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

Maybe if I use that service I won't lose any socks. It also has the added benefit of not making my mother nuts since I won't use the detergent measuring cup no matter what she says.

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12-30-2016 , 06:58 PM

#9495

chezlaw

Limey Bastard

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 46,912

The link between being run over by a truck and wearing clean underwear is not new. I recall my mum talking about it when I was knee high to a kipper.

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12-30-2016 , 07:48 PM

#9496

spanktehbadwookie

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,374

wily socks again!!!

Happy New Year

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12-31-2016 , 11:55 AM

#9497

PairTheBoard

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 10,039

Politics is like playing baseball where the strike zone is the batter's box.

PairTheBoard

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12-31-2016 , 12:30 PM

#9498

expat

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 246

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Originally Posted by chezlaw

The link between being run over by a truck and wearing clean underwear is not new. I recall my mum talking about it when I was knee high to a kipper.

If I'm run over by a truck then I seriously doubt my underwear will stay clean.

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12-31-2016 , 02:05 PM

#9499

chezlaw

Limey Bastard

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 46,912

Merry drinking to one and all.

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12-31-2016 , 02:57 PM

#9500

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,372

Quote:

Originally Posted by chezlaw

Merry drinking to one and all.

Indeed. And a special cheers to our friendly cousins across the pond. Let the alcohol flow uninhibited.

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