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Old 07-03-2009, 02:03 PM   #51
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Old 07-03-2009, 03:18 PM   #52
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Let me first acknowledge that you are obviously correct.

That said, I have a fair amount of disdain for both activities, and I think there's a unifying theme, which is that both are almost entirely pretexts for drinking. (Similarly the adoption of Cinco de Mayo as a holiday of grand importance to 20 something white people irks me.) I prefer my drinking pretext-free and my games to be more fun.
Nah, women like "fun," that is, inane games. They also like "getting to know you better," that is, inane conversation.

Combining "fun" and "getting to know you better" with alcohol has clear advantages.
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Old 07-03-2009, 05:52 PM   #53
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Let me first acknowledge that you are obviously correct.

That said, I have a fair amount of disdain for both activities, and I think there's a unifying theme, which is that both are almost entirely pretexts for drinking. (Similarly the adoption of Cinco de Mayo as a holiday of grand importance to 20 something white people irks me.) I prefer my drinking pretext-free and my games to be more fun.
I do too, but I prefer to hang out with people who arent like me, so I have to make some concessions.
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Old 07-03-2009, 07:26 PM   #54
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fml no sleep, about a gazillion pints, ****ed polish girl and asian girl with no shower in between, bottle of zubrovka and god knows how much whiskey, 3g of coke and a lot of benzos. Just ate some acid. Lets have a shower in my tuxedo and smoke a decent cigar.
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Old 07-03-2009, 07:31 PM   #55
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I do too, but I prefer to hang out with people who arent like me, so I have to make some concessions.
If they wearing odd socks this is never gonna work. Thats if they can even find said socks.
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Old 07-04-2009, 12:58 PM   #56
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Just watched the Nathan's hot-dog eating contest. These guys seem inhuman
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Old 07-04-2009, 06:01 PM   #57
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4th of july and i cant be ****ed going out tonight. in san sebastian still and goen to pamplona day after tomorrow and pullen an all nighter there for the running of the bulls. need to sleeeep

but obv drunk nonetheless
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Old 07-05-2009, 09:31 AM   #58
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I think my brain has melted. Ended up in massive ornamental catholic graveyard after that acid.
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Old 07-05-2009, 09:44 AM   #59
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Old 07-06-2009, 08:45 AM   #60
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Jazz club and Carlsberg export and Captain Morgan last night. Some squat party later so sure will have cacophany of stuff there.
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:10 AM   #61
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Saw some big wannabee gangster at that squat party bully some crusty hippy into giving him what he thought was a big line of coke. One massive line of ketamine later and he is on floor in a coma minus wallet phone and shoes.

Sure there is a lesson here somewhere...
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Old 07-08-2009, 09:47 AM   #62
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We were somewhere around Wicklow on the edge of the An Coillte Forest Preserve when the poitín began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I'm ******' stocious, you drive..." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge potatoes, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the windows rolled down to Ballyjamesduff. And a voice was screaming "Sacred heart a' Jaysis! What are these ******' yokes?"

Yes, this thread has been ruined. Though not by me.
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Old 07-08-2009, 10:31 AM   #63
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You can't stop there. You have to do the whole book like that now.
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Old 07-08-2009, 10:42 AM   #64
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We were somewhere around Wicklow on the edge of the An Coillte Forest Preserve when the poitín began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I'm ******' stocious, you drive..." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge potatoes, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the windows rolled down to Ballyjamesduff. And a voice was screaming "Sacred heart a' Jaysis! What are these ******' yokes?"

Yes, this thread has been ruined. Though not by me.
What a coincidence! Almost the same thing happened to me when traveling the Brenner Pass on my way to Innsbruck. This was years ago before bats had fully evolved wings and were able to fly. Let your light shine and don't look back.

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Old 07-08-2009, 09:18 PM   #65
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So today in my Bio class we were talking about the history of biology.

Professor says "Plato and Aristotle believed in special creation..."

Kid in the back of the class interupts her and yells

"Don't even get me started on religon!!!!! I can disprove ALL RELIGONS !!!"

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Old 07-09-2009, 03:57 AM   #66
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So today in my Bio class we were talking about the history of biology.

Professor says "Plato and Aristotle believed in special creation..."

Kid in the back of the class interupts her and yells

"Don't even get me started on religon!!!!! I can disprove ALL RELIGONS !!!"

Automatic response: "Your face disproves all religions."
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Old 07-09-2009, 02:08 PM   #67
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AZ state senator Sylvia Allen makes the case for a science literacy requirement for public office.
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Old 07-10-2009, 03:20 AM   #68
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I'm back again. It was only supposed to be a short wine tasting event. Oops. Woot!
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Old 07-10-2009, 02:17 PM   #69
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jfc do i wish i had just posted in this thread when i was drunk last night
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Old 07-11-2009, 03:53 PM   #70
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AZ state senator Sylvia Allen makes the case for a science literacy requirement for public office.
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Old 07-11-2009, 04:38 PM   #71
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Hey All-In, translate this part:

"Wait a minute!" my attorney shouted... and then to the girl:" Pardon me, lady, but I think there's some kind of ignorant chicken-sucker in this car who needs his face cut open." He plunged his hand into the pocket of his black plastic jacket and turned to face the people crowded into the rear of the elevator. "You cheap honky ******s," he snarled. "Which one of you wants to get cut?"
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Old 07-11-2009, 09:53 PM   #72
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Hey All-In, translate this part:

"Wait a minute!" my attorney shouted... and then to the girl:" Pardon me, lady, but I think there's some kind of ignorant chicken-sucker in this car who needs his face cut open." He plunged his hand into the pocket of his black plastic jacket and turned to face the people crowded into the rear of the elevator. "You cheap honky ******s," he snarled. "Which one of you wants to get cut?"
"Stall the ball!" my barrister yelled... and then to the girl: "Sorry, missus, but I reckon there's some kind o' bleedin' sap in this lift who needs his face cut open." He plunged his hand into the pocket of his navy-blue waxed jacket and turned to face the people crowded into the rear of the lift. "Yez ******' pack a' West-Brit shirtlifters," he snarled. "Which one o' yez wants to get cut?"
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Old 07-12-2009, 10:10 AM   #73
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"Stall the ball!" my barrister yelled... and then to the girl: "Sorry, missus, but I reckon there's some kind o' bleedin' sap in this lift who needs his face cut open." He plunged his hand into the pocket of his navy-blue waxed jacket and turned to face the people crowded into the rear of the lift. "Yez ******' pack a' West-Brit shirtlifters," he snarled. "Which one o' yez wants to get cut?"
I ******' loled
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Old 07-12-2009, 01:54 PM   #74
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play like ****in idiots for 5 days, make their second rate pie-chuckers look like geniuses and they still can't bleedin win.

god save their queen
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Old 07-12-2009, 02:00 PM   #75
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play like ****in idiots for 5 days, make their second rate pie-chuckers look like geniuses and they still can't bleedin win.

god save their queen
They should have a competition to see if anyone can invent a game that England can beat Australia at.
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