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01-11-2016 , 05:33 AM
RIP David Bowie. What a great dude.
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01-11-2016 , 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by chezlaw
RIP David Bowie. What a great dude.
Indeed, legendary. RIP
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01-11-2016 , 05:20 PM
A song I remember vividly playing several times a night on the jukebox when I first starting going down the pub regularly.



Brings back memories like it was yesterday.
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01-11-2016 , 07:53 PM
Planet Earth is a mildly oblate spheroid and there's nothing I can avoid.

- first draft
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01-11-2016 , 08:15 PM
Needs massive editing. Remember, most have a very limited attention span.
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01-11-2016 , 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
Needs massive editing. Remember, most have a very limited attention span.
Yes, I am sure the first draft actually went:

Planet earth is blue and white with a significant amount of green and brown and this kind of makes me want to frown.
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01-11-2016 , 08:29 PM
That's not the first draft, it's the Masque remix.
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01-11-2016 , 08:33 PM
Planet earth is blue and there's nothing I can do.
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01-11-2016 , 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by chezlaw
Planet earth is blue and there's nothing I can do.
That will probably make the cut.
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01-11-2016 , 10:14 PM
I can see a million miles away

how planet earth is blue and round

shades of green and brown abound

in an endless messy white gown

she will spin forever round and round


or maybe ;

I can see a million miles away

how planet earth is blue and round

shades of green and brown abound

she will spin forever round and round

in that endless messy white gown


Or maybe

a poem so close and yet so far



Still trying hopelessly; (some future astronaut with escape velocity on the way to Mars - or maybe a poor fellow human that just left us)


I can see a million miles away

how planet earth is blue and round

shades of green and brown abound


in her endless messy white gown

she will spin forever round and round

how can i resist and stay bound?

Last edited by masque de Z; 01-11-2016 at 10:26 PM.
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01-12-2016 , 12:05 AM
Where 99.999% of inanimate matter is required,
in order to create .001% of animated beauty.

Planet life.

Where 99.999% of empty darkness is required,
in order to create .001% of light.

Star light.

Where 99.999% of possibilities with unstable physical laws are required,
in order to create .001% with stable physical laws.

The universe.

Where anything that can be,
is.

Infinity.

Last edited by VeeDDzz`; 01-12-2016 at 12:25 AM.
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01-12-2016 , 12:48 AM
I gazed a gazer stare
We marked a million hills
I must have died alone
A long long time ago...
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01-12-2016 , 01:30 AM
Listening to Diamond Dogs, the first track conjures an image of Zeno in his bunker observing with a wry, slightly sad smile as he sips his scotch and smokes his cigar:

And in the death
As the last few corpses lay rotting on the slimy
thoroughfare
The shutters lifted in inches in Temperance Building
High on Poacher's Hill
And red, mutant eyes gaze down on Hunger City
No more big wheels

Fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats
And ten thousand peoploids split into small tribes
Coverting the highest of the sterile skyscrapers
Like packs of dogs assaulting the glass fronts of Love-Me Avenue
Ripping and rewrapping mink and shiny silver fox, now legwarmers
Family badge of sapphire and cracked emerald
Any day now
The Year of the Diamond Dogs

"This ain't Rock'n'Roll
This is Genocide"
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01-12-2016 , 10:08 AM
So, looks like gravity waves have finally been detected. Stay tuned.
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01-12-2016 , 04:50 PM
They got a message from the Action Man
I'm happy. Hope you're happy, too.
I've loved. All I've needed: love.
Sordid details following
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01-12-2016 , 07:05 PM
Powerball.com is 504... Gateway time out. Everyone wants to know how much I will win tomorrow.
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01-13-2016 , 03:53 PM
In the last 2 powerball rounds alone this society will have paid 2.2 bil $ in order to receive back 0.9 bil after all is paid (bs and taxes etc).

What good could one do with 2.2 bil that would give society back 100b in 30 years? Any ideas? The failure of our society as currently structured is that even the best idea about this would never get any support by even 1% of these people but the illusion of a super rich transition will always unite them. In fact if we could design a rigged system that never creates a winner we could get from all these people even another 10 bil without any problem. A 6% chance of no winner this round can easily lead to another 2 bil $ spent.
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01-13-2016 , 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by chezlaw
Listening to Diamond Dogs, the first track conjures an image of Zeno in his bunker observing with a wry, slightly sad smile as he sips his scotch and smokes his cigar:
I don't think Zeno is willing (or possibly capable) of giving a slightly sad smile. He can pull off a wistful smile, but that is entirely different. Given that I have observed him sipping a shot of tequila, I am certain that he can sip scotch.

I sip scotch and tequila the correct way.
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01-13-2016 , 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by masque de Z
In the last 2 powerball rounds alone this society will have paid 2.2 bil $ in order to receive back 0.9 bil after all is paid (bs and taxes etc).

What good could one do with 2.2 bil that would give society back 100b in 30 years? Any ideas? The failure of our society as currently structured is that even the best idea about this would never get any support by even 1% of these people but the illusion of a super rich transition will always unite them. In fact if we could design a rigged system that never creates a winner we could get from all these people even another 10 bil without any problem. A 6% chance of no winner this round can easily lead to another 2 bil $ spent.
The $2.2b doesn't disappear. It goes towards education and keeping corner shops open.
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01-14-2016 , 12:44 AM
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The $2.2b doesn't disappear. It goes towards education and keeping corner shops open.
Not all of it. What i have a problem with is that they do not advertise upfront that 50% goes to this and that purpose (eg eduation). It should be something they are proud of, not something to hide with bs like one time sum payments being 40% less and not exactly clear presentation of how much goes to jackpot every week. And dont forget the 39% that will go to taxes on the jackpot where you better believe it its not going all to proper projects because a ton of it is eg for the defense budget in the end (about $2000 per year per citizen almost 40% of the planet's or something like that).

Also what is the chance that people wouldnt be buying the lottery if you told them it goes to some obscure XYZ fund without any details ever presented?

and then...

http://money.cnn.com/2016/01/13/news...ion/index.html

(plus when they say X% goes to players prizes they fail to note that this is before taxes which at 39% is a real killer for something that has already been taxed at purchase right away)
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01-14-2016 , 01:11 AM
I didn't win, not unexpected as I didn't buy a ticket. California lotto says 1 winner there.
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01-14-2016 , 12:51 PM
The lottery in my country is nontaxable. As is the euromillions depending on which country you win and reside in.
They say the lottery in my country is not for profit and instead invest in the arts, welfare and others.
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01-14-2016 , 06:58 PM
Asymptosy


Asymptosy

Asymptotic behavior. A useful yet endangered word, found rarely outside the captivity of the Oxford English Dictionary (Simpson and Weiner 1992, p. 82).



Cool word. Gibberish tends to Asymptosy. It also infects everything; including some SMP threads.
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01-14-2016 , 07:06 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asymptotic_analysis

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asymptotic_expansion

Very useful in fact.

When you do not have that, you have something harder to explain, for instance you have asymptosy ;

"The word asymptote is derived from the Greek ἀσύμπτωτος (asumptōtos) which means "not falling together" "

Inability to converge to a common description for example.

Wanna bet in our lifetime we will see the natural law as an asymptotic behavior of a deeper theory?

Last edited by masque de Z; 01-14-2016 at 07:15 PM.
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01-15-2016 , 02:10 PM
Reports of gravity wave detection were apparently just a wild rumor that got picked up by the media. Carry on.
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