Open Side Menu Go to the Top
Register
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

11-10-2015 , 07:41 PM
Etiquette requires that after a post the finishes with "I'm done" that the self-imposed time out lasts at least one day.

Of course, there are two exemptions: It is copacetic if the next post starts with "And another thing!" Also if you do a face plant between posts.
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-10-2015 , 08:51 PM
Yeah, the second post was thus tainted by l'esprit de l'escalier.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27es...e_l%27escalier
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-10-2015 , 09:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2
Etiquette requires that after a post the finishes with "I'm done" that the self-imposed time out lasts at least one day.

Of course, there are two exemptions: It is copacetic if the next post starts with "And another thing!" Also if you do a face plant between posts.
Almost 100% sure if you end a post with "I'm done" SMP law says you must buy the next 3 rounds.
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-10-2015 , 09:25 PM
Je viens de murde my pants.
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-10-2015 , 09:57 PM
Action Philosophers: The Graphic Novel is an entertaining vehicle for learning some philosophy and about some philosophers.
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-10-2015 , 11:20 PM
Also a sufferer of staircase wit, I'll never leave a conversation any more than med rare.
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-11-2015 , 11:32 AM
Family. We are all cursed with them. No details, just a true and obvious statement.
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-11-2015 , 11:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by woe

I'm done.
We are never done. Except sweet death and apparently a few now think we can even overcome that. A real curse.

Anyway, The Elegance of the Hedgehog by Muriel Burbery, made best seller lists a few years ago and is a read I enjoyed. It does delve into philosophy and other extraneous subjects in a fun and lively way. And you can take it as seriously as you wish, or not. I would recommend this book over Freddy the Freeloader's writings, he bogs himself down in morals and other silliness, plus he is easy to misunderstand.
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-11-2015 , 12:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeno
Family. We are all cursed with them. No details, just a true and obvious statement.
And: "Gabby's fine if you want the 14 inches of rebar."

(:

Nice day. Warming rain, did my 11/11 piece, just gonna wander.
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-11-2015 , 05:33 PM
Boyd gaming pushed an update yesterday. Smoked the corporate servers no rewards functions no ticket validators, nada. All Nevada properties equipment down.

Someone is going to be at the bottom of lake mead.
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-11-2015 , 05:37 PM

Unlike me, his first (and last) robbery wasn't at 13. Still...

:P

Last edited by Kristofero; 11-11-2015 at 05:38 PM. Reason: "If we miss, there's always a next Newfie son. Or daughter."
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-11-2015 , 08:18 PM
It now apparently only effects the older Boyd properties. Sam's, Cal, Fremont, Jokers wild, and one other hell hole. Bad news is word is they bricked the server.

Good news is Boyd now has an exciting opportunity for multiple people in its IS department. Requires in depth knowledge of IBM system 360, tape mass storage, and punch card readers. O/S2 v 1.3 experience a plus.

Also the security department could use more Polaroid land camera film and VHS tape, at least until they complete the long awaited Betamax upgrades.
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-11-2015 , 09:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LASJayhawk
It now apparently only effects the older Boyd properties. Sam's, Cal, Fremont, Jokers wild, and one other hell hole. Bad news is word is they bricked the server.

Good news is Boyd now has an exciting opportunity for multiple people in its IS department. Requires in depth knowledge of IBM system 360, tape mass storage, and punch card readers. O/S2 v 1.3 experience a plus.

Also the security department could use more Polaroid land camera film and VHS tape, at least until they complete the long awaited Betamax upgrades.
Hundreds of blue-haired chain smokers were seen organizing a march on the corporate offices. The sound of walkers being lifted, then driven to the ground in rhythmic unison like some army of the nearly dead will haunt my dreams tonight.
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-11-2015 , 10:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2
Hundreds of blue-haired chain smokers were seen organizing a march on the corporate offices. The sound of walkers being lifted, then driven to the ground in rhythmic unison like some army of the nearly dead will haunt my dreams tonight.
So you were at Sam's Town today? Pretty much the scene. Wed. is Seniors day for over 50. .6%-5% on slots (still a bad deal) .4%-3% on VP (very good deal, puts a lot of machines positive) $50 machine action gets you a free lunch buffet, $100 gets you lunch and dinner. And a drawing,1 $500 winner and 20 $100 winners.

No computer, no seniors day. And old people get pissed off easy.
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-12-2015 , 05:38 PM
"... and I don't feel good about it ..."

Well, you shouldn't. It was a fire hose solution.

Now get the **** out and be prey.
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-13-2015 , 03:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2
Hundreds of blue-haired chain ....
That reminds me, I read yesterday that honey bees have the same number of hairs on their bodies as squirrels. I'm sure there's a "wise man" saying that can be derived from this information.
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-13-2015 , 10:19 AM
I blame reading banned books and considering "subversive" thoughts.

'you can't grow consciousness without having at least a little to begin with' - paraphrased from Terrence McKenna
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-13-2015 , 03:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss_Lonely_hearts
The whole trick is to lose control for a moment. To give the ball away. Self emptying. Kenosis. The all powerful surrenders power. The more you give it up the more you get it.
Basically, hips. Although some are in lockstep where neither really has control.

Beauty of it I guess. :/

andobvyes.
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-13-2015 , 03:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryanb9
That reminds me, I read yesterday that honey bees have the same number of hairs on their bodies as squirrels. I'm sure there's a "wise man" saying that can be derived from this information.
Of course there is.

Wise man says "man who counts hairs on bees is quirky. Man who counts hairs on squirrels is odd. Man who does both and admits this out loud is a ****ing freak."

- Unknown
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-13-2015 , 10:02 PM
Zeno, how much for pre-admission to the bunker?
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-14-2015 , 01:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LASJayhawk
Zeno, how much for pre-admission to the bunker?
Must bring own weapons, ammo, reloading kits and other useful materials and tools and know how to use same. Some food supplies are also required. Exact paraphernalia will be based on need and future projections as to amount of turmoil and civil discord expected. Don't expect money to buy you in though it will be taken into consideration. Gold bars are useful. They can be used to line the bunker for protection from radiation.

Admission, pre- or otherwise is on a case-by-case basis. Preference will be given to SMP regulars and hot teenage babes with perky breasts. That is all the details I can divulge for now. Have place picked out in back acre area for location, by my forest area. May post pic of location. Or not.

Last edited by Zeno; 11-15-2015 at 01:51 AM. Reason: typo
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-14-2015 , 01:00 PM
Will absorb infinite pain.

O wait. Will give people back their individual memories.

O wait.

Hell, just jump in. We good.
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-15-2015 , 10:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeno
Don't expect money to buy you in though it will be taken into consideration.
You're doing it wrong, Zeno. You take their money now and promise future access. It's like freerolling a fish with the nuts. These guys have the right idea.
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-15-2015 , 06:43 PM
<-- not competing in Rock and Roll marathon.
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote
11-16-2015 , 05:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ToothSayer
You're doing it wrong, Zeno. You take their money now and promise future access. It's like freerolling a fish with the nuts. These guys have the right idea.
You make them affiliates and make them take the money.

Then your workload is reduced to 1.

Last edited by Kristofero; 11-16-2015 at 05:50 PM. Reason: This is why the duality is hidden, David. It's such a mismatch and they learn.
SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread Quote

      
m