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04-05-2015 , 10:56 PM

#3826

BrianTheMick2

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A stone is the metaphoric opposite of a snowball.

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04-05-2015 , 11:02 PM

#3827

spanktehbadwookie

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Originally Posted by Zeno

There is absolutely no criterion for truth. For reason, senses, ideas or whatever may exist are all deceptive. - Carneades (c. 214-129 B.C.)

I am not deceived by this statement of idea.

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04-05-2015 , 11:05 PM

#3828

spanktehbadwookie

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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2

A stone is the metaphoric opposite of a snowball.

The two substances work together well enough in the relative short-term. A feather pillow is the metaphoric opposite of a stone, or a rock, but not always an island.

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04-06-2015 , 01:47 PM

#3829

PairTheBoard

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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2

A stone is the metaphoric opposite of a snowball.

A stone is the metaphoric opposite of a banana peel.

PairTheBoard

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04-06-2015 , 04:56 PM

#3830

Howard Beale

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Is Pluto a planet or not these days?

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04-06-2015 , 04:58 PM

#3831

spanktehbadwookie

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Originally Posted by PairTheBoard

A stone is the metaphoric opposite of a banana peel.

PairTheBoard

Oh, like in a figuratively metaphoric way rather than literally metaphoric. You are correct no stone I know of has the tactile qualities of a banana peel. Though I have scars to show stones can be slippery as a banana peel's reputation.

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04-06-2015 , 05:19 PM

#3832

Zeno

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Originally Posted by Howard Beale

Is Pluto a planet or not these days?

Pluto has been kicked out of the Planet orbit. It has been correctly reclassified as a dwarf planet (like Ceres). Us scientists can change things around as we see fit and the throbbing masses and lower orders have to suck it up and take it like men or just go sob in the corner if you can't be a real man. Deal with it.

Below is a link to a NASA webpage that has excellent and reliable information about Pluto; the Dwarf Planet. Read with caution, the link may contain uncomfortable facts.

http://www.nasa.gov/audience/forstud...-pluto-k4.html

Last edited by Zeno; 04-06-2015 at 05:50 PM.

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04-06-2015 , 05:32 PM

#3833

Howard Beale

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Thanks. Now all I have to do is work Pluto into a conversation which is a real skill I have at a poker table.

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04-06-2015 , 05:56 PM

#3834

Zeno

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Originally Posted by Howard Beale

Thanks. Now all I have to do is work Pluto into a conversation which is a real skill I have at a poker table.

Good idea. You should also work in the subject of Comets after you deplete all interest in Pluto. The following link will help. Good Luck, and never play short stacked.

http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/education/index.cfm?page=214

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04-06-2015 , 07:25 PM

#3835

FoldnDark

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Hope the conversation steers clear of Uranus.

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04-06-2015 , 07:32 PM

#3836

BrianTheMick2

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Segue. Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Best gay porn entitled government organization ever.

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04-07-2015 , 12:13 AM

#3837

LASJayhawk

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Originally Posted by Zeno

Pluto has been kicked out of the Planet orbit. It has been incorrectly reclassified as a dwarf planet (like Ceres). Us scientists can change things around when paid off by Duke and Kentucky fans who can't stand the fact a Jayhawk discovered a planet, and none of them ever has. Deal with it.

FYP

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04-07-2015 , 09:32 AM

#3838

FoldnDark

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It wasn't us

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04-07-2015 , 08:47 PM

#3839

Zeno

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The World is a Business. God Speaks. You better listen.

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04-07-2015 , 09:40 PM

#3840

PairTheBoard

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If 200% is a double and 100% is a half of 200% why isn't 300% a double-and-a-half instead of a triple?

PairTheBoard

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04-07-2015 , 10:38 PM

#3841

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Originally Posted by PairTheBoard

If 200% is a double and 100% is a half of 200% why isn't 300% a double-and-a-half instead of a triple?

Because you're confusing alcohol proofs with spirit measures.

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04-07-2015 , 11:42 PM

#3842

PairTheBoard

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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie

Because you're confusing alcohol proofs with spirit measures.

I understand spirit measures are induced by alcohol topologies but it seems like the proofs should still go through ok.

PairTheBoard

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04-08-2015 , 08:14 AM

#3843

lastcardcharlie

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Originally Posted by PairTheBoard

I understand spirit measures are induced by alcohol topologies but it seems like the proofs should still go through ok.

Should be useful for ordering drinks.

NTNOCN - Darts

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04-11-2015 , 08:26 PM

#3844

BrianTheMick2

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"There should be a word for when you pretend to buy a toy for your kid, but it is really for you."

-SonOfBTM

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04-11-2015 , 08:29 PM

#3845

spanktehbadwookie

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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2

"There should be a word for when you pretend to buy a toy for your kid, but it is really for you."

-SonOfBTM

My word for it is Legos.

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04-11-2015 , 08:51 PM

#3846

BrianTheMick2

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It really isn't ALWAYS better to be safe than sorry.

-NearlyAllSperm

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04-11-2015 , 08:54 PM

#3847

BrianTheMick2

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Originally Posted by spanktehbadwookie

My word for it is Legos.

I will buy you two of the big flat pieces and put them together for you.

My son means it as anything rc and his new "babysitter."

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04-13-2015 , 07:29 PM

#3848

LASJayhawk

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Is it ET calling? Nope, somebody making popcorn.

http://www.cnet.com/news/parkes-obse...tag=YHF65cbda0

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04-14-2015 , 01:15 AM

#3849

Zeno

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In the grand scheme of things, it doesn't matter if somebody is terminally ******ed or willfully disruptive, the effect is the same. -Tom Crowley

From a long ago post - back in the dark ages.

Tom needs to post more.