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07-05-2022 , 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie
A passenger was wearing a facemask today, and it was unclear whether she was laughing or crying. Why are expressions of joy and grief similar?
Good question. Also funny how people enjoy In Memoriams and horror movies.


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07-06-2022 , 08:16 PM
The trouble with finding the breaking point of something is you have to break it to do it.


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07-07-2022 , 02:26 PM
I’m going to miss Boris Johnson; he was a lot of fun and never boring. He should embark on a world wide speaking tour. Then retire to rural Sicily and grow grapes.
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07-07-2022 , 02:28 PM
Is London a bigger or lesser sh*thole than Paris?
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07-07-2022 , 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
I’m going to miss Boris Johnson; he was a lot of fun and never boring.
Yeah, let's get Coco the Clown to be the next PM.
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07-07-2022 , 10:38 PM
That’s exactly what you limeys deserve.
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07-08-2022 , 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by MacOneDouble


It began in Africa.
Incidentally, a trained ear may think a four on the floor was sneakily added using software. But then realises no, his right leg is kicking a drum.
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07-08-2022 , 06:38 PM
The Spanish invented Tapas to cover their drinks so that flies wouldn't go in.

The Europeans don't tend to drink pints. They rather a smaller sized beer. If you ask them why they are drinking small beers with a pint in your hand, they will either mention the heat, or the carbonation. I don't agree either way. Nor do the Brits. And to some extent the Germans I guess.
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07-09-2022 , 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
Don’t let them pile up; it clogs the brain. And then you will stagger through life like an East-Ender forever lost in a haze of choking smog and terminal hangovers.
No real risk of constipation here. Will be doing some staggering in Lake Tahoe in a few weeks, but that will likely involve little to no thoughts
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07-10-2022 , 01:01 AM
I don't know what's wrong with people these days. whippersnappers. Take something that interesting and ruin it, just to make a change, to get a power trip.

There's museums right on the red light district, that explain the history of sex work there.
Quirky like everything else there.

Cannabis, the oldest profession, and the law all coexisting peacefully.

Check out their reasoning. 'Attracts tourists...Maybe wrong kind of tourists.' Get outta here. (Referring to the Brits mainly lol).



https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...-tourism-reset
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07-10-2022 , 01:05 AM
Is there anyone not going to the Anne Frank house, or passing up visiting the van Gogh museum etc because of sex workers and cannabis in the vicinity.
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07-10-2022 , 01:24 AM
It does seem unnecessary, outdated for the girls to be standing on the windows since the world wide web and mobile phones. They will still be everywhere and anywhere as they are, everywhere. Out of site.

Next, it would be easier to make the case for moving every bar out of the city centre. But still absurd.
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07-10-2022 , 02:56 AM
They should leave the City Centre alone and move the City Centre.

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07-10-2022 , 08:19 AM
Lil.

The only issue with the city centre with its red light district and is in fact the drunkards waking up the people unlucky enough to be living directly above the knocking shops and pubs in the red light district.

Maybe more bars will go there and it gets livlier. Maybe some bars should go around the new red light districts.

You don't move into the same building a night club is at or into a house beside a concert arena if you can help it.

Weed smokers ain't scaring tourists away from Rembrandt, nor are sexy women in bras in any case.

If streets bustling with tourists is a problem then I don't know the question.
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07-10-2022 , 08:36 AM
Ban the Brits from leaving Britain perhaps before doing anything drastic until we figure out the answer, question, problem.
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07-10-2022 , 08:39 AM
Relax Gods. It's only Maya.
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07-10-2022 , 09:06 AM
The red light district was kept open during all COVID. Fun fact. All the hookers died. I kid.

There was an amusing banner in the lane that read: "Stay safe. Keep 1.5m distance apart." Then underneath that: "Enjoy the red light district".
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07-10-2022 , 09:12 AM
When I get back from Amsterdam in August. I should maybe check out london. I'll know if 4 times directly in a row, is satisfactory enough to say I got enough or saw enough of the place. I have my doubts. But
What's going on in London. I should know.
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07-10-2022 , 09:17 AM
Germany. New York. Thailand. So much to do and so little time left to do it. The world will end any day one of these days.
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07-11-2022 , 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by MacOneDouble
When I get back from Amsterdam in August. I should maybe check out london. I'll know if 4 times directly in a row, is satisfactory enough to say I got enough or saw enough of the place. I have my doubts. But
What's going on in London. I should know.
London's too good for you and you won't appreciate it.
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07-15-2022 , 03:42 PM
I plan to weed my garden today. After morning prayers.
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07-20-2022 , 02:13 PM
The noise of the silence is all in your head.


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08-08-2022 , 06:39 PM
There’s a great deal to say but it is neither wise or prudent or very useful to state much in a public forum or anywhere in a public format. Unless you have a bunker and a million man army. Plus a few aircraft carriers. Some nuclear armed submarines would be an additional need I think. Free Speech is very costly these days.
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