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08-26-2021 , 09:36 PM
I'm glad that you have figured out that effort is bad. Most people never quite come to that realization
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08-26-2021 , 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Howard Beale
Having reached the ripe old age of 71 I have resolved to not put much effort into anything, health (and even the destruction of Earth by a comet) be damned.

But thanks for the advice.

Thought I was in Zenos thread.
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08-27-2021 , 06:24 AM
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08-27-2021 , 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Da_Nit
Thought I was in Zenos thread.
So did I.

To emphasize Brian’s excellent remark: Remaining within the Tao requires minimum effort.

It’s Friday, drink the proper amount of Pints and enjoy the day.
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08-31-2021 , 04:58 PM
I just want to be Happy:

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08-31-2021 , 05:32 PM
But this is more of what you get:

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09-02-2021 , 07:26 PM
My mother's caregiver quit w/o notice (or reason given). Anybody want a job? There's a lot of down time, pays decent, and you get room and board. PM for details.
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09-03-2021 , 05:22 PM
Smart people work; wise people do not.

Hire a cute Thai Girl, Howard. That way you can get some sweet nookie on the side.
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09-03-2021 , 07:02 PM
That WOULD be ideal.
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09-05-2021 , 12:30 PM


Cool story.
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09-05-2021 , 02:03 PM
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09-07-2021 , 07:38 PM
Billions of human muck are still alive; thus exacerbating an already dismal situation. As I’ve mentioned before, fumigation of Asia with nerve gas is something very worthwhile. On an offhand note who is worse; the Irish or the French?
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09-07-2021 , 07:46 PM
I’ve been watching an excellent scholarly video series on the Vikings. My appreciation of their activities and accomplishments have greatly increased. We could use another “Viking Age”.
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09-07-2021 , 08:40 PM
Cheers




PairTheBoard
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09-08-2021 , 03:27 AM
Which is more important: tits or ass?
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09-08-2021 , 08:00 AM
There's a tits and ass Jungian synchonicity going on, at least in my mind. I was going to say this before you guys brought up female bodies.

I heard the news Onlyfans were going to remove adult content. I was aware of Onlyfans but Never visited the homepage. Why pay for virtual encounters when you can just watch porn or rent a hooker.

I was thinking of this only slightly. I posted the Tupac song, which is about a girl who should have went to school but ended up a prostitute incidentally.
As always I read the top comments and people pointed out how the song relates or describes the girls of Onlyfans today.

I did a bit more research. It's an actual epidemic i believe. I can now actually understand why there exists these so called simps.

Average women and even ugly looking women, mostly too young for me all of sudden, which is another story, are put way up on a pedestal and making serious money doing it.

People try to attribute it to Covid. But also Beyonce. Beyonce sang a lyric encouraging women to empower themselves using Onlyfans and now there is no shame at all. It is societal norm to be a cam girl.

I'm not saying it should be shamed. But more and more are choosing this career path over school. They mostly remain single and live and breathe the lifestyle.

It all seems to be going virtual. Reality, that is.
But reality isn't what we think it is so just play along for now.

Last edited by MacOneDouble; 09-08-2021 at 08:11 AM.
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09-08-2021 , 08:28 AM
Everyone seen this yeah
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreak...ome_to_philly/

God bless Amerika
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09-08-2021 , 10:10 AM
Wait, wasn't the song Roxanne by The Police about a prostitute, and didn't they also make an album that was actually called Synchronicity?
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09-08-2021 , 09:37 PM





PairTheBoard
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09-09-2021 , 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie
Wait, wasn't the song Roxanne by The Police about a prostitute, and didn't they also make an album that was actually called Synchronicity?

You have absolutely no idea what you have just done. I've spent the last hour trying to explain but I can't. Three other people could in theory back me up here which is exactly why i am not crazy.
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09-09-2021 , 05:24 PM
How times have changed. No band that wants to get a recording contract would call themselves 'The Police.'
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09-09-2021 , 07:23 PM
They still have bands?
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09-10-2021 , 02:07 PM
Don't run carrying scissors




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09-12-2021 , 05:52 PM
Frank adds some sage advice:

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09-14-2021 , 01:22 AM
Send in the Irish!
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