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I was once invited to attend NYC's St. Patrick's Day parade by a man of Irish ancestry. I asked how long I'd be standing there and it was explained to me that, no, they don't just stand there. They follow the parade and hop into every single bar along the way and drink a shot. My Jew genes are not up to anything approaching that but he and his fellow Irish are. They obv invented whisky very early in the evolutionary process.

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06-24-2021 , 05:20 PM

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lastcardcharlie

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I have been researching this, to get the facts.

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Stereotypes of drunkenness may be based on racism or xenophobia, as in the fictional depiction of the Irish as heavy drinkers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholism

They're #7, though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...ion_per_capita

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06-24-2021 , 06:05 PM

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lastcardcharlie

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France #11. They'll have like two demis in a cafe while talking **** about Serge Gainsbourg for hours, and then knock it back in secret when they get home.

Are the French white, Zeno?

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06-24-2021 , 08:07 PM

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Zeno

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Wikipedia is a dismal source for just about everything they claim to be a legitimate source for. The world health organization (WHO) is a mouth organ for sobbing liberal propaganda crybabies that wish to bludgeon everyone into the same draconian moralistic frame. Aside from being general spastics, as their recent handling of COVID illustrates so well.

And no, the French are not White People; they are their own special category; I know this from first hand experience. And if you don’t believe me just go to France and live for six months and then report back.

Last edited by Zeno; 06-25-2021 at 08:39 AM. Reason: Wording

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06-25-2021 , 05:29 AM

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lastcardcharlie

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No thanks, I already did that for 19 months. Not far from Montparnasse cemetery. I used to stroll past the graves of Gainsbourg, Alekhine and Jean-Paul Sartre quite regularly.

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06-25-2021 , 06:04 PM

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Zeno

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Eurocup field of sixteen knockout round begins tomorrow. Limeys vs Krauts on agenda- don’t miss it!

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06-26-2021 , 03:52 AM

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MacOneDouble

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Hope you're in London today protesting against tyranny chez. Happy Saturday all.

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06-26-2021 , 04:01 AM

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chezlaw

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Cheers. In london but not protesting.

I'm on my last few days of avoiding people because of covid. Then I will resume the normal day to day business of avoiding most of them because they're people

Good luck to one and all may the best team lose some of the football matches.

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06-26-2021 , 05:14 PM

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PairTheBoard

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"So You Think You're Not Guilty"

PairTheBoard

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06-28-2021 , 06:53 PM

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Zeno

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Eurocup: Switzerland knocked out France in a wild one. Germany and England tomorrow!

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06-28-2021 , 07:05 PM

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lastcardcharlie

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Hahahahaha, Mbappe's psyche just got defined.

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06-28-2021 , 07:20 PM

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lastcardcharlie

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First time I've seen Morata score, but they keep on picking him.

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06-29-2021 , 03:59 AM

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jalfrezi

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Tough one for Mbappe, a wonderful player.

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06-29-2021 , 10:18 AM

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Zeno

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Media reports fans are amped and the colossal collision of England vs Germany is soon to unleash a worldwide Armageddon.

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06-29-2021 , 04:04 PM

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Zeno

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Limeys win! Will any lives be lost during the celebration!

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06-29-2021 , 04:30 PM

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lastcardcharlie

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Expect so.

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06-30-2021 , 02:45 AM

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Zeno

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I expect the best. Millions will act stupid. That’s life on planet earth.

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06-30-2021 , 03:49 PM

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Zeno

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This is life on planet earth*, Praise The Lord and instagram:

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*From my favorite news source.

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07-02-2021 , 05:02 PM

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Zeno

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Italy bests Belgium! Italy Rules!

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07-02-2021 , 05:57 PM

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lastcardcharlie

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Italians consider football to be both an art and a science. I know because I asked.

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07-03-2021 , 04:49 PM

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Zeno

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Ukraine needed to play out of the Putin rule book and arm themselves with AK’s to get a fighting chance against the damn limeys.

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07-04-2021 , 06:36 PM

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Zeno

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Happy Fourth of July!

You limeys can go pound sand.

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07-06-2021 , 07:33 PM

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Zeno

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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie

Italians consider football to be both an art and a science. I know because I asked.

And they keep winning! Eliminated Spain today on kicks.

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07-06-2021 , 07:37 PM

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chezlaw

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Four of us watched the game together. 2 italians and 2 English. Rows about the final have already started and we're not even there yet.

On the other hand we had beer, whisky and tiramisu with home pizza planned for Sunday