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09-18-2020 , 07:35 PM
Anatta
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09-18-2020 , 07:51 PM
Follow up. God doesnt hate you Howard.

https://youtu.be/QtY5oQy9n-k
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09-20-2020 , 07:06 PM
Drinking Ghost Ship. It's made with Citra hops, which have high alpha acids and low cohumulone content. God bless you, Zeno.
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09-22-2020 , 12:10 AM
Being calm and present is sometimes easy.
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09-22-2020 , 03:53 AM
Being calm at present is a very difficult and dangerous choice actually.


There is not a trump and its deplorables base of imbecile, ignorant hypocrites, mfer enabling, $h1t for brains, honor pi$$ing, know it all yet nothing hillbillies in scientific society. It is a fundamental promise of such system to not allow society to go bad$h1t like that. You can be conservative and liberal and moderate and revolutionary and indifferent, just not a motherf*cker to the deep soul, a close to irredeemable punk.

It is secured by providing enough love, understanding, empathy, education and opportunities to its members to find it very tough to join the soul raping existence that is to be the kind of person that makes the deal with the devil because the devil will help secure their "values" and their apartheid mentality about how a country must function with the ignorant minority deciding the future deathspiral straight up to oblivion.

I say f*ck this bs and do something about it. Something effective and permanent. Unf*ck America.
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09-22-2020 , 10:25 AM
Vote for the guy starting with a B?
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09-23-2020 , 02:31 PM
Beer tops my list of importance. Whiskey is second. Wine slips in at third place. Liqueurs even it all out in fourth.

Fifth?
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09-23-2020 , 05:02 PM
This stuff looks like the absolute worst but you're just the person to give it a try and report back.

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09-23-2020 , 07:06 PM
They aren't bad. They are also not good.
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09-23-2020 , 08:01 PM
YUK!, is what I have to say. Not quite at the level of drinking Aqua Velva if you can't get real whiskey but close.
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09-23-2020 , 11:53 PM
Howard, I was doing penance and self-flaggelation to make up for previous sins.

It really wasn't so bad. I deserve worse
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09-24-2020 , 04:27 AM
If it comes down to penance I need to drink a few cases of the stuff.
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09-24-2020 , 10:00 AM
Beer covers a lot like an umbrella. I'd just add Port, cognac and vodka to the list assuming there's lemonade where we're going next.
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09-24-2020 , 10:05 AM
Port is to wine, as stout is to _____

Potatoes
Beer
Grapes
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09-24-2020 , 12:04 PM
Can one serioulsy book a full body massage without it being sexual. A woman probably could, but a guy, forget about it. They're popping up all over the city here. Who are we kidding here or is just me. I've never been to one i mean.
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09-24-2020 , 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Howard Beale
YUK!, is what I have to say. Not quite at the level of drinking Aqua Velva if you can't get real whiskey but close.
Yuk is correct. In addition the Camo type stuff - I think they are technically a malt liquor, or some form of beverage imported from Russia and made to undermine the US liquor market.

Camo info and reviews:

https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer

Two reviews:

Quick Side note: Paid a friend 5 bucks to chug 3 of these in less than 10 minutes...Still feel bad about it, and still don't know how it he did it to this day...

The name does a lot for it's taste. You just picture some nut wearing army fatigues drinking a can of Camo as he bombs your platoon..Nevertheless!

A- looked harmless..Pour a light yellow. Typical malt liquor color

S- I thought it was skunked scotch whiskey when I first smelled it.

T- tasted much like the above, but due to it's high alcohol content..you don't have much time to really analyze its bite

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

pours translucent, but bright, yellow with a thin bubbly head that vanishes soon after. No lacing.

The smell is of fusel alcohol - raw. It brings back memories of my mother removing her nail polish - smells like nail polish remover. A slight whiff of grain is mixed in underneath - maybe.

The taste is nasty - sweet, raw alcohol, nail polish remover and soap. I wish the finish were a bit more abrupt, as the taste is horrid.

The feel is syrupy despite carbonation, a bit sticky, too.

There might be worse examples of the style, but I hope not. This shows the worst of the stereotypical malt liquor. A waste of 99 cents plus tax. sweet with nail polish and soap. There are better, more balanced (more flavored) malt liquors out there. This is insta-headache. Couldn't quite finish the first half, even with determination.
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09-24-2020 , 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
Beer tops my list of importance. Whiskey is second. Wine slips in at third place. Liqueurs even it all out in fourth.

Fifth?
Totally agree with the top 2. Diet coke* high on the list (not with the whiskey obviously). Wine if rich but it needs to be very good to get close to the top two. I'd drop liqueurs** but add some other spirits: Grappa, Brandy ...

*Incidentally an excellent palette cleanser if you're doing a tasting.


**may come back if I get old persons sweet tooth but it's basically for children and old people only.
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09-24-2020 , 05:13 PM
Burger and chips is a good palette cleanser. Speaking of stout, I win again.

https://imbibe.com/news/camra-names-...-britain-2018/
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09-24-2020 , 06:08 PM
Camo is a wonderful cure if you are suffering from excessive good cheer.
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09-24-2020 , 06:14 PM
Yeah. The higher the highs, the lower the lows.
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09-24-2020 , 06:47 PM
I don't remember this when I was thinking about it yesterday.


PairTheBoard
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09-24-2020 , 08:06 PM
Palate cleanser.

****ing Grayson Perry. Let's queue up at the Serpentine gallery because the Guardian and Radio 4 says that's where the avant-garde is this season. **** off. This is art:

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09-24-2020 , 10:54 PM
Mr.Turner....who remembers the old interweb and Mr. Turner.

Did you close your eyes?
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09-25-2020 , 02:34 PM
Art is anything an artist says is art.
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