SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread - Page 626

Mac, they let unattractive people wander the beaches too, and they far outnumber the beautiful people. Floppiness and unpleasant folds abound.

As far as where drinks are cheaper in the US, the answer is just about every city. I've heard good things about beer prices in Bulgaria though

Women come in all shapes and sizes. They wear disguises. Backstabbing is what they specialize in.

No, that's part of a Tupac rhyme.

What I'm trying to say is, you make things, better. No, that's another song.

From the top, then. I like a BBW. Actually I remember a woman 15 years my senior got annoyed that I could not give her my type. I simply told her sometimes i like petite, sometimes i like extra meat.

Beauty is interesting. But we talked about this before. Does my ass look big in this
To my ass better look big in this.

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05-27-2020 , 05:55 PM

#15628

MacOneDouble

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Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 1,694

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Originally Posted by PairTheBoard

Sometimes a 6 looks like an upside-down 9 while other times it looks like an entirely different number.

PairTheBoard

Q.Wanna know what's really annoying?

A. An upside down 6.

Get it?...

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05-27-2020 , 06:00 PM

#15629

Zeno

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....or an upside down 9......

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05-27-2020 , 06:15 PM

#15630

MacOneDouble

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Uruguay has a tiny population. It's not landlocked. Good thinking Zeno. I'm not so sure it would go bloodless so long as Diego Forlan is around.

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05-27-2020 , 06:57 PM

#15631

spanktehbadwookie

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So powerful people need offending? Sounds worth trying. Ain’t they so powerful when offended? Their own human stock capital offends them and has fun doing it. That doesn’t sound profitable. How can they expect how we’ll behave while having fun offending them? What offends them? Our safety. Oh wow, we can offend them as easy as doing nothing safely. They so powerful uh huh.

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05-27-2020 , 07:27 PM

#15632

MacOneDouble

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Law 1 of 48 laws of power by Robert Greene: Never outshine your master.

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05-27-2020 , 10:52 PM

#15633

Zeno

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Hiding in the shadows is always a good strategy.

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05-28-2020 , 12:24 AM

#15634

PairTheBoard

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PairTheBoard

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05-28-2020 , 10:29 AM

#15635

PairTheBoard

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I understand media and internet companies want to establish a direct relationship with me. I don't mind a bit of flirting but I'd like them to have enough respect to take me to dinner before they **** me.

PairTheBoard

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05-28-2020 , 02:36 PM

#15636

MacOneDouble

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Originally Posted by PairTheBoard

PairTheBoard

Well played. Very well played.

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05-28-2020 , 03:19 PM

#15637

MacOneDouble

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This year I am half my fathers age.

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05-28-2020 , 04:13 PM

#15638

PairTheBoard

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Originally Posted by MacOneDouble

This year I am half my fathers age.

A Zeno paradox that actually works.

PairTheBoard

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05-28-2020 , 04:49 PM

#15639

plaaynde

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Good point. In many ways.

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05-28-2020 , 05:12 PM

#15640

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MacOneDouble

Uruguay has a tiny population. It's not landlocked. Good thinking Zeno. I'm not so sure it would go bloodless so long as Diego Forlan is around.

He was trying to not oversell it

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05-28-2020 , 05:49 PM

#15641

MacOneDouble

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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2

He was trying to not oversell it

The SMP militia will learn from history and learn from the mistakes that Jim Jones made. The more I think about it, the more I think it's possible to sack some obscure land. We can talk about it. If you felt a tiny doubt in your stomach from these words you're out.

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05-28-2020 , 06:22 PM

#15642

MacOneDouble

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My gloss black Ray-Ban wayfarers just arrived. Our foe in Mauritius hardly stands a chance.

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05-29-2020 , 10:53 AM

#15643

plaaynde

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You're in.

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05-29-2020 , 11:57 AM

#15644

PairTheBoard

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PairTheBoard

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05-29-2020 , 03:10 PM

#15645

spanktehbadwookie

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Originally Posted by MacOneDouble

Law 1 of 48 laws of power by Robert Greene: Never outshine your master.

Yeah but laws are powerless. Look at them, they just sit there. Plus why would anyone with power in a scarcity of power dynamic honestly tell the rules of how to get that scarce precious capital stock they covet?

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05-29-2020 , 08:15 PM

#15646

plaaynde

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Think David Sklansky and Doyle Brunson.

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05-29-2020 , 11:47 PM

#15647

BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 19,410

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Originally Posted by MacOneDouble

As long as there is blood, I'm good

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05-30-2020 , 04:22 PM

#15648

Zeno

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Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,367

I jot random thoughts down, ponder, then toss the evidence into the trash.

Three I'll share from recent drunken and late-night mayhem:

Civilization is a Garbage Truck and all of us are driving.

The World is a Garbage Truck and I'm driving.

The Universe is a Garbage Truck and no one is driving.

$$$$

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