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02-21-2020 , 06:55 PM
Hey get this. That bucket of yeast infected sugary water I shared about two weeks ago turned into this.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/ozw0simay0...A0001.jpg?dl=0

Best xmas present ever. Does it taste good? I wouldn't go that far. Does it taste like a fruity IPA? Yes it does! Should it taste like a fruity IPA? No it shouldn't!

Just from experience, I'm guessing about 5.5 percent Abv. I don't have a hydro meter, I mean etc.. Buts it's not 4.4% that's for sure. I'm sloshed from just four.

I suspect it's still fermenting in the bottles that are kept in the cold darkness. Because, it was flat going into the bottles and naturally carbonated hence fermentation must be still taking place.
It's too sweet also. So let's leave it a few days more.

Last edited by MacOneDouble; 02-21-2020 at 07:01 PM.
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02-21-2020 , 09:39 PM
You might want to place the bottles into a sealed plastic tote or something. The story about exploding bottles might be cool though
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02-21-2020 , 09:41 PM
Nice, Mac! You ain’t sober. Shows you are living correctly. Hope everyone else is getting a bit sloshed tonight/today.
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02-24-2020 , 05:07 PM
The Socratic Method is not useful for beer making.
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02-24-2020 , 09:52 PM
but beer making is very useful for the Socratic method
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02-24-2020 , 10:39 PM
Contradictions are bad.

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The Socratic method is a method of hypothesis elimination, in that better hypotheses are found by steadily identifying and eliminating those that lead to contradictions.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socratic_method
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02-25-2020 , 05:39 PM
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I met one true nmymohomaniac girl in my life. The rest were tricking me or had too many issues.
This has been my general experience too.

Many want to keep up or at least pretend they can...until eventually you've somehow been lead to believe that once a week, for 15 minutes, is plenty.

And don't get me wrong, this is plenty for some; not everyone has a high libido. When it's not however, and the relationship persists, it's sad and leads to all sorts of infidelity, lies and hurt.
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02-25-2020 , 10:42 PM
I'd settle for once/week for 15 minutes.

Last edited by Howard Beale; 02-25-2020 at 10:43 PM. Reason: Actually 20 minutes but I didn't want it to seem like a brag
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02-26-2020 , 01:20 AM
Proper brags deserve more thinly veiled nuance Howard.

I wouldn't wish high libido on anyone, braggy as it seems. Basically means you're more needy.

Neediness needn't be, usually. In the case of libido, castration is an option I suppose.
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02-26-2020 , 05:41 PM
If no one needs to take the next day off of work, you didn't have proper sex.
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02-26-2020 , 06:28 PM
If no one needs to take the next day off of work, you didn't drink properly.

Kudos to Brian for the inspiration. The above can be applied to more than just drinking and sex or other various combinations of.
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02-26-2020 , 08:36 PM
The coronavirus is ageist.
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02-27-2020 , 12:25 AM
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The coronavirus is ageist.
So is human physiology.

When we talk about anti-aging, we're really talking anti-ageism.
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02-28-2020 , 07:24 PM
Nirvana is only a few drinks away! Celebrate Holy Friday with Gusto! Cheers!
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02-29-2020 , 04:40 PM
Extra day of drinking this year; make the most of it.
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03-01-2020 , 04:15 PM
From Fortune Cookie:

The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance.

Lucky # 1,3,15,30,32,33


************

I downed another beer while thinking about the above.
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03-01-2020 , 11:38 PM
Eventually, what comes sooner or later comes sooner.


PairTheBoard
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03-03-2020 , 11:47 AM
I can imagine our artificial intelligences of the future arguing with us about how they deserve respect because they work hard assuming human biases are implicitly woven to intelligences we create. What happens when your smart toilet refuses to flush until you perform some respect for it’s hard work?!SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content threadSMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content threadSMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread
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03-03-2020 , 12:09 PM
*sexy robotic voice*
“you did your duty, now do mine”
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03-03-2020 , 12:45 PM
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“Modern elevators are strange and complex entities. The ancient electric winch and “maximum-capacity-eight-persons" jobs bear as much relation to a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Happy Vertical People Transporter as a packet of mixed nuts does to the entire west wing of the Sirian State Mental Hospital.

This is because they operate on the curious principle of “defocused temporal perception.” In other words they have the capacity to see dimly into the immediate future, which enables the elevator to be on the right floor to pick you up even before you knew you wanted it, thus eliminating all the tedious chatting, relaxing and making friends that people were previously forced to do while waiting for elevators.

Not unnaturally, many elevators imbued with intelligence and precognition became terribly frustrated with the mindless business of going up and down, up and down, experimented briefly with the notion of going sideways, as a sort of existential protest, demanded participation in the decision-making process and finally took to squatting in basements sulking.

An impoverished hitchhiker visiting any planets in the Sirius star system these days can pick up easy money working as a counselor for neurotic elevators.”
Douglas Adams
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03-03-2020 , 04:26 PM
Einstein played thought games with elevators.

Douglas Adams deserves our love. Cheers to Douglas!!!
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03-03-2020 , 05:31 PM
He even died satirically by living a great healthy life of excess hedonism for most of it and then dying in a gym.

AI is going to really suck - big brains and mundane jobs without being able to drink.
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03-05-2020 , 03:08 PM
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Douglas Adams


We’ll send a positive behavior support / bending bot in and arrange a victory party when they finally start to behave.

Dual purpose robots may be able to find a greater diversity of purpose.
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03-05-2020 , 04:12 PM
In case you want to keep track*:

worldometers.info


*Putting coronavirus in perspective.
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03-05-2020 , 04:22 PM
Preventative measures are important. I've found a glass of Talisker each evening does the job brilliantly but I'm running low and need to stockpile urgently. Bit panicked that the Laphroaig might not work.
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