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07-21-2019 , 07:53 PM
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They tried to nuke me my whole childhood, but I made my saving throw.
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07-21-2019 , 10:36 PM
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Long way to go and a short time to get there.
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Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. This is why it is important to punch people in the face if you want them to be nice to you.
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07-23-2019 , 07:55 PM
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07-24-2019 , 03:52 PM
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I am naked and drunk in a cheap hotel room. Ask me anything
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07-24-2019 , 03:54 PM
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You aren't alone are you?
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07-24-2019 , 03:56 PM
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Are any maggots chewing on your dead flesh?
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07-24-2019 , 04:42 PM
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I am alone. There are no maggots that I've noticed. I counted them twice to make sure.

There are mirrors that are making me cognizant of my need to exercise more. There are a few blood stains in the bathroom that are not of my causing.
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07-24-2019 , 04:49 PM
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Why do stones on a beach tend to be flat rather than spherical?
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07-24-2019 , 04:57 PM
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Lastcard; you are at the wrong beach; just like Brian is at the wrong hotel.
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07-24-2019 , 05:12 PM
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Aha, a beach snob.

I went here last week, and it was wonderful. Holy Island was worth it also. I enjoyed the Gertrude Jeykll garden on a perfect evening.

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07-24-2019 , 05:19 PM
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@ Brian: doesn't your truck have a sleeper? Aren't any hookers available?
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07-24-2019 , 05:23 PM
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@ lastcard: I plan on hiking along Hadrian's wall before I kick the bucket. I want to stand on top and piss off both sides of the wall. Just for fun and the wonderful statement it would make!
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07-24-2019 , 05:29 PM
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My truck broke. It has a very nice sleeper in it. The sleeper is attached to the broken part which is currently not being repaired in what some people would call "a timely manner."

I'm not so much into actual whores. I'm not sure why as it is a source of inconsistency. I expect that it has something to do with something else.

The round stones rolled down. The beach isn't at the bottom.
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07-24-2019 , 05:40 PM
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The round stones rolled down. The beach isn't at the bottom.
I like this answer a lot.
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07-24-2019 , 07:43 PM
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A lot of the time the water doesn't displace the pebbles and then it erodes the top faster than the rest. When the pebbles do move they more often settle on a flatter side. Over time they become flat.
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07-26-2019 , 02:46 PM
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Quantum Cloud would be a great name for a certain type of Beer. Didn't do a google search so don't know if the name has been absconded by anyone yet. Someone find out for me; I'm too busy at the moment drinking Beer. It is Friday.
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07-26-2019 , 06:42 PM
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My truck broke. It has a very nice sleeper in it. The sleeper is attached to the broken part which is currently not being repaired in what some people would call "a timely manner."

I'm not so much into actual whores. I'm not sure why as it is a source of inconsistency. I expect that it has something to do with something else.

The round stones rolled down. The beach isn't at the bottom.
Desist. Spoiler warn.https://youtu.be/rjg-AyTHGcY
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07-27-2019 , 07:23 PM
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The Chezlaw Challenge


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07-27-2019 , 07:30 PM
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Five of SMP's most popular posters; outlined by the Sixth:


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07-27-2019 , 07:34 PM
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Five of SMP's most popular posters; outlined by the Sixth:
Make a story about it, my friend.
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07-27-2019 , 08:09 PM
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Madi has a reasonable explanation.
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07-27-2019 , 11:28 PM
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Make ya proud to be British

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'Mass brawl' breaks out on P&O cruise ship Britannia
The Britannia had been returning from a week-long cruise to Norway

Plates and furniture were reportedly used as weapons after a mass brawl broke out on a British cruise ship.

Six people were hurt as P&O's Britannia sailed to Southampton after a week-long trip to Norway's fjords, police said.
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One witness, part of a group involved in the trouble, explained to staff that things kicked off when another passenger appeared dressed as a clown. This upset one of their party because they’d specifically booked a cruise with no fancy dress.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...po-cruise-ship
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07-27-2019 , 11:37 PM
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My respect for limeys just increased at least threefold. And I'm not clowning around.
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07-29-2019 , 03:53 AM
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Five of SMP's most popular posters; outlined by the Sixth:
Who's the black sheep?

https://www.blacksheepbrewery.com/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sheep_Brewery
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07-29-2019 , 08:08 PM
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It's Charlie obviously.next question. Zeno thinks he's the all encompassing figure which may be why he isn't. Brian knows exactly who he is while spank is confused. The rest are wondering where they can hopefully fit in. But I'm not a judge.
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