SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread - Page 569

Holiday ended with a night Salt Lake City because of it's airport and my prejudices have been shattered. Now I get why the Osmond's smileg so much.

started with one of these (note these are huge bottles):

Then two of these:

Then I married this:

Then a pint of something draft, then it's all bit blurred.

All in all I've forgiven the great Utah margarita fiasco.

You cans see from the last image that they're 650ml

Last edited by chezlaw; 07-13-2019 at 05:50 AM.

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07-13-2019 , 11:09 AM

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MacOneDouble

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Forged image. Untrue.

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07-13-2019 , 12:05 PM

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MacOneDouble

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Thanks Chez. I was drinking 500ml bottles of Tyskie before I wrote that.

We had a pride parade in the city today. I saw some fine lesbians, on roller skates. With the yoga pants on.

It's hot today.

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07-13-2019 , 12:07 PM

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MacOneDouble

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Good music @masque.

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07-13-2019 , 12:12 PM

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MacOneDouble

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Underground music will live forever baby, we just like roaches: Always living, never dying.

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07-14-2019 , 01:09 AM

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VeeDDzz`

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Had a psychoactive amount of ganja last night - on a houseboat. Piloted by a friend with no boating experience. Heavy-current river.

Maximum stress.

10/10.
Would go again.

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07-14-2019 , 04:02 PM

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Zeno

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Life without a lifejacket.

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07-14-2019 , 09:53 PM

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spanktehbadwookie

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I finally unlocked the door person at a bar achievement of facing a twenty year old with two friends who attempted to persuade me to let them in the bar. When I immediately stated “no” they twenty year old seemed immediately relieved. They didn’t even wanna come in.

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Thank goodness they didn’t try to bribe me. I have a reasonable concern that will make me laugh.

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07-16-2019 , 10:16 PM

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Zeno

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Teen sex!

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07-17-2019 , 08:27 AM

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BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

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Mrs. Butterworth > Fort Worth

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07-17-2019 , 02:20 PM

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Zeno

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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2

Mrs. Butterworth > Fort Worth

Is Fort Worth > Dallas?

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07-17-2019 , 02:20 PM

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Zeno

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Death and Destruction to California!

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07-17-2019 , 03:21 PM

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Zeno

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The Prophet Speaks:

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07-17-2019 , 06:12 PM

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BrianTheMick2

Long way to go and a short time to get there.

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Originally Posted by Zeno

Is Fort Worth > Dallas?

Fort Worth <-- Dallas

This is true if you use a standard map, at least.

Both were apparently planned by someone* on a cocaine binge. There is a freeway called the 35 West North South Freeway. I had to travel south on it yesterday. Today, I traveled north on it.

I did have some decent tacos in Fort Worth, which was nice. I cooked them myself, so this doesn't have much to do with Fort Worth itself. Presumably, I would have cooked them if I were at a different locale.

*To be clear, not someone who happens to function well under the influence.

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07-17-2019 , 06:19 PM

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VeeDDzz`

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Look up Dr Berg's videos on Intermittent Fasting (YouTube) and get 5-10 years younger within 8 months.

Legit.

Do yourself a favour.

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07-17-2019 , 10:13 PM

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BrianTheMick2

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That would **** me over on social security

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07-17-2019 , 11:36 PM

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Zeno

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Health is still just for morons!

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07-18-2019 , 01:15 AM

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VeeDDzz`

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Health is for people with subpar genetic material.

Being one of these, I don't expect everyone to understand.

It's certainly not fun. More like; the better of two devils.

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07-18-2019 , 04:32 AM

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masque de Z

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Originally Posted by Zeno

Death and Destruction to California!

It failed to pass through the California high complexity negative wish defense IQ systems united quantum field degeometrization initiative.

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07-18-2019 , 09:43 AM

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lastcardcharlie

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I went on holiday to the Durham Miners Gala, which is the most socialist thing it is possible to do.

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07-18-2019 , 12:49 PM

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BrianTheMick2

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Originally Posted by VeeDDzz`

Health is for people with subpar genetic material.

Being one of these, I don't expect everyone to understand.

It's certainly not fun. More like; the better of two devils.

You are being silly. The answer* to subpar genetics is to rail against the world. Actually doing something to mitigate your circumstances just makes you look like a try-hard.

*I am, of course, just using my imagination here.

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07-18-2019 , 04:00 PM

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spanktehbadwookie

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If it wasn’t for ‘health nuts’ would we have gallows humor? Like the people determined to have you stop smoking appear to fear your death even though it’s yours and not theirs. Hello, this is an age of freedom, as I’m plainly free enough to declare, and I am certainly free to have my own grim reaper. I’d never condemn my own angel of death to a drab actuary job that only lasts a moment but lurks around making suggestions my whole life.

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07-19-2019 , 11:19 AM

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Zeno

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Nuke California! Nuke Ireland! Nuke Uruguay! But in which order?

Perhaps that decision can wait until after you nuke your brain on beer this gorgeous Friday. Start early and don't stop.......

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07-21-2019 , 02:19 PM

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jalfrezi

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Half pints are an especially useful resource to fall back onto sometimes when spending long days exploring a new area.

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07-21-2019 , 07:48 PM

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masque de Z

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Originally Posted by Zeno

Nuke California! Nuke Ireland! Nuke Uruguay! But in which order?

Perhaps that decision can wait until after you nuke your brain on beer this gorgeous Friday. Start early and don't stop.......

Try to nuke me and the universe will degeometrize you my friend. California rules. It has great weather, landscape, babes, me, my money, my car, my pictures, books, SLAC, scientific society notes and of course all my friends and short term enemies too. They all deserve to survive and witness the miracle.

Nukes wont replace us.

The empire to take over the universe starts here.

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