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09-18-2018 , 12:27 AM
Fury holds the lineal belt which traces its roots back - to an Irish American by the name of John L Sullivan. Fury is an Irishman also AND will outbox the **** out of Deontay Wilder.

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09-18-2018 , 12:53 AM
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Got a **** load of salmon and shrimp in the freezer.
Shrimp is the Budweiser of crustaceans.
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09-18-2018 , 01:03 AM
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Fury holds the lineal belt which traces its roots back - to an Irish American by the name of John L Sullivan. Fury is an Irishman also AND will outbox the **** out of Deontay Wilder.
[QUOTE=Wetdog;54275326]Shrimp is the Budweiser of crustaceans.[/QUOT
Beautiful reply due to the fact I perosnally can't ascertain the value you place upon both seafood and alcohol.
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09-18-2018 , 05:38 PM
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09-18-2018 , 05:44 PM
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I've just realised why it's been a little slow Llyod. It's because of BTM. If I've missed something important, forgive me, but it would be nice if he got his ass back here starting arguments again.
BTM has gone somewhere over the rainbow to a far better land and fate than what awaits us 2+2 hanger ons.

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09-18-2018 , 06:19 PM
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By the bye, screw them Brexit voters. And screw Poland's current right wing ignorant, political movement.
The almighty EU will fail, as people are too damn ignorant to recognize the ultimate greater good in a one world governed - final stage communist global society where the AI work on behalf of mankind.

For the alternative is much worse.

BTM would not agree (but I could be wrong). But then his thinking is contaminated by Irish genes. And there is no greater good, but it is a very useful trope and excellent propaganda mechanism to bamboozle the credulous, which is about 95% of human kind.

Further, Urp - now titled by the braindead, The EU, is, like it always has been, a hotbed of silly and incestuous royalty, dictatorships, barbarism, fascism, endless internecine warfare, ignorance, religious purges and inquisitions, ethnic cleansing, pogroms, tribal hooliganism, cultural rot, and currently a plethora of obtuse postmodernism. In short, a vile swirling cesspool of human scum that fall victim to every idiotic ism ever concocted by the mind of man. Similar to Cardiff or East London, or the non-tourist portions of Paris, just for three examples.

Last edited by Zeno; 09-18-2018 at 06:28 PM. Reason: Wording
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09-18-2018 , 06:22 PM
Shrimp is one of my favorite seafoods.
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09-18-2018 , 06:29 PM
The current intellectual discussion in Wales:

news/cardiff-city-breaking-news-live
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09-18-2018 , 08:07 PM
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09-18-2018 , 09:48 PM
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BTM would not agree (but I could be wrong).
This is an accurate statement.

Regarding my sort of hiatus, I'm in the middle of an update. Or possibly a downdate. Difficult to tell at this point.
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09-19-2018 , 03:15 AM
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This is an accurate statement.

Regarding my sort of hiatus, I'm in the middle of an update. Or possibly a downdate. Difficult to tell at this point.
Expect a call from "Internet Security" informing you that their servers have picked up unusual activity on your computer. They will give you a number to call to resolve the situation.


PairTheBoard
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09-19-2018 , 03:49 AM
Is pio solver and other software like this just a matrix of difference equations of the form (1,52-k) Sigma [(W_ir_i-L_i(1-r_i)]^n?

Just tell me. I hate getting all into ideas this late at night.
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09-19-2018 , 06:57 AM
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09-19-2018 , 11:04 PM
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You mean ...

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09-20-2018 , 06:44 PM
Nope:

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09-21-2018 , 02:35 PM
Follow up. When discussing Welshman always spell it Welchman. They deserve every insult you can dish out.
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09-21-2018 , 02:49 PM
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The Irish are like rats: you're never six feet away from the bastards, wherever you are.

But they won't stab you in the back like you natives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAW_t7ryE0w


Another follow up. I will note the silliness of the above movie clip.

One, the Irishman is about 6 ft 9 and weighs 345 lbs, yet he is felled by a small broad axe to the back thrown from a distance. Balderdash.

Two, the coward backstabber then finishes off the giant Irishman by hitting him in the head with a wood club. Balderdash. That wood club would barely mess up that Irishman's hair let alone hurt his thick skull. You need a steel club of at least 75 lbs and a driving force of 5,000 lbs per square inch to just dent an Irishman's head. Besides you can't kill the Irish by bashing in their skulls - you have to cut off the head completely. And still the body would try to crawl up a bar stool and order a drink.


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09-21-2018 , 02:52 PM
Speaking of trying to crawl up a bar stool and order a drink, it is Friday. Start doing something useful and head down to the bar and order up drink after drink.
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09-21-2018 , 03:16 PM
I've been round Victoria park drinking since this afternoon, Zeno. Pie and mash in Broadway Market too. Totally old school.

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09-21-2018 , 05:18 PM
Gold drinking mug for last card, and with clusters for going old school.
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09-21-2018 , 05:51 PM
It doesn't matter what you're learning, as long as you're learning something. The Buddha is everywhere, right? If you stop learning, you die. Surrender. Throw in the towel, raise the white flag. Learning is progress, right?
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09-21-2018 , 05:53 PM
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Another follow up. I will note the silliness of the above movie clip.

One, the Irishman is about 6 ft 9 and weighs 345 lbs, yet he is felled by a small broad axe to the back thrown from a distance. Balderdash.

Two, the coward backstabber then finishes off the giant Irishman by hitting him in the head with a wood club. Balderdash. That wood club would barely mess up that Irishman's hair let alone hurt his thick skull. You need a steel club of at least 75 lbs and a driving force of 5,000 lbs per square inch to just dent an Irishman's head. Besides you can't kill the Irish by bashing in their skulls - you have to cut off the head completely. And still the body would try to crawl up a bar stool and order a drink.


Furthermore, more elbow grease than that is needed from The Butcher to really put a notch in the club.

Secondly, I saw the axe fly past The Barber and bottom left of the shop's doorway as looking from the inside, before the victim turns around revealing that the axe is in fact in two places at once. Which in the macro world is physics no-no.

(I don't remember these posts; and I'm currently posting sober - something I promised that I wouldn't do. I'll be back in the future when I'm more drunk and obnoxious to see what else comes from my unconscious.)
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09-22-2018 , 12:45 PM
Visited Freemasons' Hall today. Fabulous art deco interior, a style which seems to mesh perfectly, mysteriously, synergistically with Masonic symbolism. Happily, going by the Hercules Pillars pub opposite, they appear to practice none of the abstinences associated with other charitable organizations. Polite, clubbable, and with a bonhomie about them. Where's the catch?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freema...7_Hall,_London
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09-22-2018 , 02:16 PM
Also the Royal Courts of Justice. The interior, although of obvious quality, does not live up to the craziness of the exterior. Altogether too functional. I was expecting something a little more claustrophobic and Kafkaesque. Quite why the British judiciary feels the need to dress in archaic, elaborate costumes remains a mystery, as any potential questions of mine were lost in the rabble enquiring about brass inkwells. Zeno with an automatic weapon comes to mind in such situations.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Courts_of_Justice
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