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05-24-2018 , 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by VeeDDzz`
Luckily you said 'would' instead of 'should'. Glamour muscles are a waste of time imo if you're exercising for health reasons instead of aesthetic reasons. Even for aesthetic reasons, you quickly reach your peak exercising these and then have to work the back and core to move beyond that anyway. Many, including myself, injure their shoulders well before realising that an imbalanced front, with too much glamour muscle, and too little back and core support, will literally prevent your body from progressing any further.
lol.

Real women love men who deadlift to exhaustion. How you gonna use those biceps to properly do the job she needs you to do?
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05-24-2018 , 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2
lol.

Real women love men who deadlift to exhaustion. How you gonna use those biceps to properly do the job she needs you to do?
The amount you can deadlift and squat is the actual measure of your power. Power indicates explosiveness and coordination of multiple muscles simultaneously. This is why compound exercises like deadlifts are a good metric of power. Those who can do heavier deadlifts, will also likely develop bigger biceps and more easily.

Women, in my experience, are attracted to health, wit, and empathy. The one who deadlifts more, by almost all metrics, is healthier than the one that bicep curls heavier. In reality, though if you excel at the former you usually also excel at the latter.

Interestingly, medical literature shows that grip strength, which is generally tied to how much you deadlift, is one of, if not the most important predictor of mortality. They can literally predict when you're likely to die based on your grip strength.

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05-24-2018 , 11:35 PM
not really a good pick up line
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05-24-2018 , 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
The meaning of life:

Your body is your temple.
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05-24-2018 , 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2
Nice tables.
Indeed. Nice and square, like your head.
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05-24-2018 , 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by plaaynde
Your body is your temple.
No. My body is just a body. Temples are for squares.
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05-25-2018 , 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by MacOneDouble
Then I read:
Damn right sex that lasts for a while is easily 10% of the daily intake of energy!

The reference of "less boring" was for comedic purposes obviously. There is nothing boring about sex unless the other person is terrible or uninterested lol which makes the whole thing horrible and worse than nonsex.


But a good scientific project that comes to solution in synthesis defeats 100 orgasms and 10 teasing and willing babes easily.


Now go out and find all functions that satisfy f(f(x)*f(y))+f(x+y)=f(x*y).

The process to try to solve it defeats any bs workout lol hehe (i call it bs for fun, i obviously respect a workout effort that improves body condition and spends stupid calories, especially if it can be proven it doesnt damage the body, which people rarely are concerned with as possibility but i do care to know). It defeats also tennis and swimming unless they follow the solution. It wont defeat sex but calculating the possibility cold thermal neutrinos are dark matter and produced during the first second after 10^22 reaction generations beats sex easily in satisfaction. And so does negative pressure solutions of general relativity describing the interior of black holes. None of these last 2 exist yet.

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05-25-2018 , 02:00 AM
Spoiler:
x-1 and -x+1 work for example. Any more interesting ones?
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05-25-2018 , 02:43 PM
Ditch the beer and hit the gym?

Prosper.

Culture feeds much of ****, this is not among them.
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05-25-2018 , 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by formula72
what beach is that?
Somewhere along the West Coast of the USA. So that is a Pacific Ocean Beach according to official geography.
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05-25-2018 , 04:50 PM
Prosper is completely subjective. Similar to ethics and morals and rule of law and other amorphous and nebulous concepts.
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05-25-2018 , 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by masque de Z

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The reference of "less boring" was for comedic purposes obviously.
There is nothing boring about sex unless the other person is terrible or uninterested lol which makes the whole thing horrible and worse than nonsex.
There is a statistic that 80 percent of women can't reach orgasm from penetration alone. When I said this to my ex-gf some years ago, she responded by saying the other 20% are liars.

Men who believe the fake moans women make during sex, are therefore typically inexperienced, gullible or simply deluded.

However, possessing this knowledge comes with problems. In general, women don't like knowing that their partner knows what I know, that is, women like men to believe they are being pleasured, and they like to have men believe they have sex for the same reason a man does.

The dilemma then is often this: take solace in being selfish in bed, or play along with their game.
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05-25-2018 , 06:22 PM
The penetration is an act.

Of course you have to stimulate the clit for orgasm, by hand or orally or why not with a gadget. The dick is of no use there. Or why not, as long as you use it outside the vag.

Very romantic. Conventions can go a and **** themselves.

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05-25-2018 , 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by plaaynde
The penetration is an act.

Of course you have stimulate the clit for orgasm, by hand or orally. The dick is of no use there.
Neither is your hand or tongue to much respect since only they know really what's pleasurable, and for the reasons I've outlined, they are dishonest, so why take their word for it. Also, why get off knowing, what you can't know, which is whether you got them off or not.
Which takes me back to my point of being selfish. If you get pleasure of going down, by all means, go for it.

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05-25-2018 , 10:59 PM
Have you got an orgasm by scratching your balls? Anatomically that's the same.
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05-25-2018 , 11:06 PM
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Have you got an orgasm by scratching your balls? Anatomically that's the same.
The same as scratching her ovaries?

Sent from my nutsack
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05-25-2018 , 11:09 PM
Ok, it's the pouch skin. And the ovaries of men glide down into it from above.

You can't scratch your balls directly, I stand corrected.

O, no I understand. You are that well equipped you actually can scratch the ovaries? But it happens through tha vag, which is senseless (no pun intended)


But seriously, I think it's a plus nowadays to be able to sexually please for real. That's respect. The intimacy, the orgasm. The filling up can be a bonus, but lubricate well.

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05-26-2018 , 12:06 AM
Y'all are acting like women have a mean but no variance.

Mac, if you build some trust, they use their words.

Plaay, you lack creativity.
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05-26-2018 , 12:16 AM
Which gadgets do you use?

I said this for proving you right.
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05-26-2018 , 12:23 AM
Not a single woman in this forum, right?
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05-26-2018 , 01:14 AM
You can't know if they get off?

Uncontrollable and unpredictable body spasms? Is that professional-level faking?
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05-26-2018 , 01:16 AM
Stormy Daniels level acting?

Sent from The White House
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05-26-2018 , 03:25 AM
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Which gadgets do you use?

I said this for proving you right.
Mine likes the Hitachi Magic Wand a lot.

She apparently likes me a lot also. She seems pretty proud of herself when she doesn't need the Wand. We've had loads of arguments about her not snuggling when she's sprayed the entire bed down with who knows what.

I'm a total gentleman about sex, so I generally finish myself off the next morning by hand while watching wholesome videos.
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05-26-2018 , 03:30 AM
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Originally Posted by VeeDDzz`
You can't know if they get off?

Uncontrollable and unpredictable body spasms? Is that professional-level faking?
You've never faked it?!?
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05-26-2018 , 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted by VeeDDzz`
You can't know if they get off?

Uncontrollable and unpredictable body spasms? Is that professional-level faking?
Damn right! This is how you get them. You run a chi squared test on the orgasm body reactions, skin color, spams, heart beat rate etc properties of their current condition and it wont lie at 0.001 level (for goodness of fit and then run also an independence/correlation one). To achieve that test fidelity you need to secure them, introduce all kinds of probes for scientific null hypothesis testing purposes of course and foreplay the hell out of them for an hour.


In reality the only tell is if they initiate everything and then after a while when you are destroyed they want more. That right there is a true tell that something is working because nobody bored will behave that way when they know the "problem" is already taken care of. You only have to worry about game theory higher level strategies there but if this is the case then you better believe it victory is near at a higher level. Good luck getting that by the way! But never stop searching for it until it's attained!


PS: Do a product sales analysis for various gadgets like indeed Hitachi equipment etc and the numbers wont lie. There is truth there in these sales.

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