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Originally Posted by masque de Z
No its not the same.
It is exactly the same.
Pittsburgh has never gone to war with Turkey, because even our mentally disabled people are far too wise to do such a thing and even our least bright citizen would have brokered a peaceful resolution. The rolling hills and rivers surrounding our fair city are filled with diverse wildlife because we listened to the first daughter of our city, Rachel Carson. Our universities and museums are world-class in both the arts (Point Park University) and the sciences (Carnegie University) because of our great benefactor, Andrew Carnegie. We have renowned literary geniuses such as August Wilson. We have more bars per capita than any other region in the mighty US of A. We have more bridges than the sad swampland known as Venice. We have, as has been mentioned, the great humanist known as Mr. Rogers. Michael Keaton ("I'm Batman") is from Pittsburgh. ****ing Mike Ditka is a product of Pittsburgh and he managed to conquer Chicago without any blood being spilled. Joe Montana? From Pittsburgh. Joe Namath? From Pittsburgh. We are so kind that we allow people turning left to go first when the light goes green! We make the Boy Scouts seem like douchebags and we don't expect a ****ing patch for acting like a ****ing human being.
We also produced more steel during WWII than all of the Axis powers combined. If it weren't for us, the rest of you would be speaking German. Kind and still ****ing won the ****ing war for you weak-spirited lot.*
I've grown tired, but if you wish, I can add more evidence of the superiority of the Pittsburgher to the rest of humanity once I have rested.
I'm approximately 2000x times more suitable to understand the world and what it really needs from a leader as you (and the rest of you pretenders to the throne) are because I ****ing am Pittsburgh.
*not to disparage the Brits. You all can take carpet bombing on the chin and still stand somewhat upright.