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12-16-2016 , 01:42 AM

#9426

FoldnDark

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,930

Born n bred in the merican heartland, yessir. You bet your last euro, pardner!

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12-16-2016 , 05:23 PM

#9427

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,372

I love Goldman Sachs.

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12-16-2016 , 11:34 PM

#9428

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

I'm guessing 7 beers for that one.

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12-17-2016 , 06:31 PM

#9429

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,372

Nope, sober as a rock.

With the profit I make from my Goldman Sachs stock, I'll be able to buy 7 cases of the best single-malt scotch in the world, seven kilos of cocaine, and seven German and Dutch whores for a wild weekend party (you are invited Howard). And have enough money left over to pay the resort bill, the damages, and for all the lawyers to keep me out of jail (you are on your own though - personal responsibility and all that). That's a lot of mullah.

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12-17-2016 , 07:26 PM

#9430

lastcardcharlie

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,435

Result-oriented thinking, of course.

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12-17-2016 , 10:22 PM

#9431

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

Netflix is up $40/share since I bought it but it won't pay for a party like that. If only Zeno were serious I'd take my chances w/ the jail part bec I'm up for all of that.

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12-17-2016 , 11:51 PM

#9432

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,372

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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie

Result-oriented thinking, of course.

Isn't that the best kind?

I purchased a bunch of Goldman Sachs stock over 4 years ago. Now that Trump is President-elect, God is in the back pocket of the USA and Wall Street is back in the saddle running the world, and the USA being no. 1 with no bones about it - I'm cashing in this January. The oodles of mullah I gain will be used to fund my excursion to London next year to abuse the dirt poor, brexit limeys and buy lastcard a pint and some kidney pie, since he will not be able to purchase anything without a ration card. Like the good old days.

USA #1. Trump #1. Zeno #1 and cashing in.

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12-18-2016 , 01:34 AM

#9433

spanktehbadwookie

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,374

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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie

Result-oriented thinking, of course.

Partial results though. Creative thinking does it better, and while also including sex and intoxication.

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12-18-2016 , 02:23 PM

#9434

FoldnDark

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,930

Zeno, I'm in. Not waiting for an invitation.

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12-18-2016 , 02:39 PM

#9435

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

Three's a crowd, buddy, and I've got a damn sight more experience w/ hookers 'n blow than you do. Probably.

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12-18-2016 , 03:03 PM

#9436

plaaynde

Poker Historian

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 20,071

Think I'll stay outside and face it directly.

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12-19-2016 , 05:25 PM

#9437

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,372

Only six more days til Christmas. Get out there and stimulated the economy.

Also, what are the best Christmas drinks? Eggnog ones? Mixed drinks with sprinkles of chocolate? Straight up whiskey and brandy, no chaser?

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12-19-2016 , 06:07 PM

#9438

plaaynde

Poker Historian

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 20,071

It looks to be straight quality rum some of the days left.

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12-19-2016 , 06:44 PM

#9439

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

Santa drinks milk, and not that prissy non-fat kind, w/ his cookies so there you are.

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12-20-2016 , 04:00 PM

#9440

lastcardcharlie

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,435

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Originally Posted by Zeno

Also, what are the best Christmas drinks? Eggnog ones? Mixed drinks with sprinkles of chocolate?

Champagne, red wine, port, beer. In that order chronologically.

Champagne and orange juice goes on Christmas morning.

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Straight up whiskey and brandy, no chaser?

Whisky goes in a Dundee cake, and brandy is for setting alight to with the Christmas pudding.

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12-20-2016 , 04:12 PM

#9441

lastcardcharlie

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Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,435

And two rounds of the finest gin punch, of course.

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12-20-2016 , 05:53 PM

#9442

chezlaw

Limey Bastard

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 46,912

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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie

Champagne, red wine, port, beer. In that order chronologically.

Champagne and orange juice goes on Christmas morning.

Whisky goes in a Dundee cake, and brandy is for setting alight to with the Christmas pudding.

He means cheap whisky and brandy

Anyone who sticks my supernova in some Scottish cake won't see the new ****** year.

Hic

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12-20-2016 , 06:23 PM

#9443

chezlaw

Limey Bastard

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 46,912

Christmas maths time.

We have 12 bottles of jackhammer, 9 double jacks and 3 wookie jacks. Baby 330 size bottles and average strength of ~8%. There's also unlimited good whiskey available. It's boxing day starting at ~3pm with noone going home that night.

Given lots of annoying family, how many proper people who drink can this support?

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12-20-2016 , 06:28 PM

#9444

lastcardcharlie

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I have never made a good stuffing. It's just breadcrumbs, onion, sausage meat, herbs, etc, but I always get it wrong somehow.

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12-20-2016 , 06:38 PM

#9445

chezlaw

Limey Bastard

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 46,912

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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie

I have never made a good stuffing. It's just breadcrumbs, onion, sausage meat, herbs, etc, but I always get it wrong somehow.

Good stuffing may be a conceptual mistake.

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12-20-2016 , 06:54 PM

#9446

lastcardcharlie

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It may be, but it isn't.

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12-20-2016 , 07:02 PM

#9447

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,372

Quote:

Originally Posted by chezlaw

One Aussie.

Possibly two Scotsman.

Half a dozen Limeys.

A bakers dozen of Americans.

Its just the before dinner drinks for a single Irishman.

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12-20-2016 , 07:15 PM

#9448

chezlaw

Limey Bastard

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 46,912

This is a real question, there's still time to get more (beer not people)

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12-20-2016 , 07:22 PM

#9449

FoldnDark

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,930

Unlimited good whiskey? Why did you try to confuse us with the other bloody beverages. Sounds fine to me. Maybe get some champagne for the lassies.

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12-20-2016 , 07:22 PM

#9450

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,372

A Public Service Announcement of SMP:

Report:There is still time to convert to Christianity before Christmas

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