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11-27-2016 , 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsess...lsive_disorder

I recommend pickling stuff in time for Christmas, so you can give people home-made gifts that taste foul but make them love you. Excellent therapy.
Haha I've often wished I was OCD, I'd have a cleaner desk. And probably wouldn't do all my xmas shopping at the gas station the night before.
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11-27-2016 , 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by plaaynde
Racist theme again.
A group of Japanese tourist are taking pictures of themselves out by the ocean in front of the restaurant were I'm currently having a Sunday Morning coffee.
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11-27-2016 , 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by FoldnDark
What should that tell me?
Not sure. Probably something odd.
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11-27-2016 , 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by FoldnDark
What should that tell me?
That academia in uncertain areas is a bad joke.
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11-30-2016 , 06:14 PM
“I feel sorry for people that don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning, that is the best they are going to feel all day.”

― Frank Sinatra
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11-30-2016 , 07:15 PM
Im not sure I can cope with much more of this. First Brexit, then trump and now the final cut - Firestone are ceasing production of double jack.😞

Hope the phone rings (now that an obscure reference, many points available)
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11-30-2016 , 07:48 PM
Yesterday while scouting out a river for fishing, I met a man from Kent, from near greater London he told me. He moved to the US because the money he had "would not buy a shed" in his neighborhood. His dialect was rather silly and hung in the air like a bad fog.

Damn limeys are everywhere, its like some conspiracy; who do they think are anyway? Can't seem to shake them no matter where I go. I'm friends of the family with one English banking family that has a summer home upriver. Their daughter works for the British government and has a flat in south London. Their son schooled in the US and the UK. They are fabulously wealthy and have homes in the US, London and New Zealand. They feel privileged to know me of course and purchased my dad's artwork over the years. When they last visited I offered tea, which they wisely declined; like a Borgia I was going to poison it.
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11-30-2016 , 07:53 PM
Academia is never a bad joke. It is either not a joke at all, or it is a damn good joke. As usual, Mr. Tooth is spouting nonsense.
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11-30-2016 , 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
... I met a man from Kent, from near greater London he told me.
Near London suggests west Kent, in which case you met a Kentish man.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histor...Kentish_Man.3F
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12-01-2016 , 01:25 AM
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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick2
Not sure. Probably something odd.
You're no god dern help anymore Brian.
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12-01-2016 , 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
“I feel sorry for people that don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning, that is the best they are going to feel all day.”

― Frank Sinatra
Now I believe he was a made guy. Killing somebody before the morning piss?

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12-01-2016 , 03:01 PM
I always preferred the Roberta Flack version.
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12-01-2016 , 03:33 PM
I'm running low on little white pills.
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12-01-2016 , 08:18 PM
If we have a set where every item can be mapped to any of the other items, is this called something special or is this like trivial (or uninterresting) thing so there is no word for it?

e.g if Google Translate can translate from a to b and from a to c is there a word that describes the necessity of them also then being able to also translate between b and c.

just drinking some beers here and throwing out some clever questions for you nerds.
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12-01-2016 , 09:02 PM
i was thinking about this:

For example, if the neural network has been taught to translate between English and Japanese, and English and Korean, it can also translate between Japanese and Korean without first going through English. This capability may enable Google to quickly scale the system to translate between a large number of languages.

https://www.newscientist.com/article...ranslate-with/
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12-02-2016 , 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by aflametotheground
..............snip.............This capability may enable Google to quickly scale the system to translate between a large number of languages.
So an East Ender can finally understand a man from York, and vice versa?
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12-02-2016 , 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
I'm running low on little white pills.
The medical profession came through; a 55-gallon drum full will be delivered ASAP.

I'll be back to normal after a few doses.

Last edited by Zeno; 12-02-2016 at 05:49 PM. Reason: I took my pill
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12-02-2016 , 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
The medical profession came through; a 55-gallon dumb full will be delivered ASAP.

I'll be back to normal after a few doses.
I'm not the guy quoting himself this time, just sayin'
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12-02-2016 , 05:51 PM
When the subconscious bleeds through it usually ends in embarrassment. Good thing I don't believe in the subconscious.
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12-02-2016 , 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeno
When the subconscious bleeds through it usually ends in embarrassment. Good thing I don't believe in the subconscious.
Yes you do. You just dont realise it.
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12-02-2016 , 10:12 PM
Ok, Zeno's been confusing me a great deal lately and I hereby propose that he post this:

[ ]Had X number of beers
[ ]Had X number of little white pills

checked to reflect his current mental state before going on to his main point.
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12-03-2016 , 01:14 AM
People who say they' don't see color', but also say "black on black crime" at really odd times really seem to wanna be great again.
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12-03-2016 , 11:10 PM
I'm looking for a word which google cant help me find. It means something like artificial selection for humans. Basically what hiteler did with the jews and what iirc they did in the states in the 30's or 40's. I think there's a word for when u castrate people or dont let them reproduce for some reason. What's that word..... plz help
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12-04-2016 , 12:58 AM
Forced sterilization as a form of genocide, you're probably looking for eugenics.
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12-04-2016 , 08:27 AM
How come when we divide x/y, the result increases in value as we approach y=0, yet x/0 = 0? Can't we fit infinite zeroes into x as long as x > 0?
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