Perhaps this will be of interest (from
Scientific American):
Is Meditation Overrated?
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It is easy to meditate and to concoct a style that is as useful as any other. For example, sit in a comfortable lazy-boy chair or couch on upon cushions in your living room. Now stare at the apex of a corner of the room and, like Euclid, see the lines as projecting to a point and also as lines going into infinity outward. Gentle relax, placing a blue cloth (6 x 6 inches) on your head and two small beans in your nose to facilitate only breathing through the mouth. Stare at the apex, chanting slowly and methodically: Hound Dog Taylor, Hound Dog Taylor, Hound Dog Taylor………..Repeat for fifteen minutes when the chant should be changed to: Pope Alexander the Sixth, Pope Alexander the Sixth………sustain this for an additional fifteen minutes, maintaining a slow breathing pattern through the mouth only.
At the end of the additional fifteen minutes remove the beans from your nose and blue cloth from your head. Place the blue cloth in your lap. The two beans, recently extracted from your nose, should then be place on the blue cloth approximately four inches apart. Focus your eyes on the two beans. Repeat in a staccato and forceful fashion out loud: Jack Sprat could eat no fat; His wife could eat no lean………..continue repeating this mantra - staring at the two beans until the two beans become one bean. At that point nirvana (or extinction) will be attained and the session ended. Repeat daily or as often as necessary.
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