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Old 03-18-2017, 01:36 AM   #1
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Jobs sigh

In this thread we name the best job corresponding to your philosophy, the kicker is your not you but you are the average joe with a degree in king fu wisdom.

If your answer is "anything" get out
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Old 03-18-2017, 06:13 AM   #2
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Lighthouse keeper.
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Old 03-18-2017, 11:13 AM   #3
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I'm going w/ 'Hatchet Man' which is the opposite of my day-to-day philosophy (if it can be called that) but at which I became great at bec of my previous life's work. I could fire a widow w/ 7 children on Christmas Eve if I had to.

'Hatchet Man' would be my dream job if I were free to get one.
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Old 03-18-2017, 04:37 PM   #4
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Hermit
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Old 03-19-2017, 01:27 AM   #5
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Opium King of the Golden Triangle.

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Old 03-19-2017, 03:15 PM   #6
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Old 03-19-2017, 03:28 PM   #7
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Carriers is something we invented for the worker-bees....ldo
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Old 03-19-2017, 04:34 PM   #8
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Heard a group of lawyers complaining about the homeless today. People really think like that, it's incredible.
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Old 03-19-2017, 06:30 PM   #9
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A member of The Eagles or The Red Hot Chilli Peppers or Pink Floyd or Iron Maiden obv.

More generically - talented rockstar.
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Old 03-19-2017, 09:13 PM   #10
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Try busting up a hotel room to try it on for size first. While drinking straight from a bottle w/ half nekkid women present, obv.
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Old 03-19-2017, 10:06 PM   #11
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Pimp. BTM2 pimps on the side. Good for him.
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Old 03-19-2017, 10:08 PM   #12
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I never listen to lawyers unless it directly involves me.
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Old 03-19-2017, 10:40 PM   #13
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John Wu-style Hong Kong detective.
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Old 03-20-2017, 03:27 PM   #14
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Fisherman on a small boat.
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Old 03-20-2017, 05:47 PM   #15
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Astronaut?
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Old 03-21-2017, 03:39 AM   #16
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Old 03-22-2017, 02:18 PM   #17
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Try busting up a hotel room to try it on for size first. While drinking straight from a bottle w/ half nekkid women present, obv.
Half? He didn't say Backstreet Boys.
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Old 03-22-2017, 07:04 PM   #18
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The Ferengi drooled over clothed women for a reason!
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Old 05-15-2017, 07:17 PM   #19
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Bartender.
Male stripper.
The transferable skills seem very useful
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Old 05-15-2017, 07:18 PM   #20
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Pimp. BTM2 pimps on the side. Good for him.
Pimp touché
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Old 05-15-2017, 07:20 PM   #21
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A member of The Eagles or The Red Hot Chilli Peppers or Pink Floyd or Iron Maiden obv.

More generically - talented rockstar.
Having fans seems like baggage.
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Old 05-15-2017, 07:21 PM   #22
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Lighthouse keeper.
Can you run a poker game there?
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