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03-06-2015 , 11:43 AM
I don't think Scarlett Johansson is all that sexy. But she's great fun to hang out with.


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03-07-2015 , 01:43 AM
In honor of PETA, McDonalds, and Ringling Bros. Circus, I am no longer going to serve elephant burgers at my backyard barbeques if the elephants have been raised on antibiotics.


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03-07-2015 , 12:48 PM
So instead of healthy elephant burgers, you're serving sickly elephant burgers?
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03-07-2015 , 01:22 PM
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So instead of healthy elephant burgers, you're serving sickly elephant burgers?
The elephants do ok without the antibiotics as long as they get enough steroids.


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03-07-2015 , 06:24 PM
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The elephants do ok without the antibiotics as long as they get enough steroids.


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So if the elephant hits 70 home runs in a season, it should be good to eat?
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03-07-2015 , 08:56 PM
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So if the elephant hits 70 home runs in a season, it should be good to eat?
How do you pick out your elephant steaks?


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03-07-2015 , 11:14 PM
The worst part of being straight is having to pretend you are appreciative when a woman writes you a poem.
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03-07-2015 , 11:33 PM


(skip over the talkie parts) Ummmm.
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03-08-2015 , 12:15 AM
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How do you pick out your elephant steaks?


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I just take the one you hand me off the grill.
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03-08-2015 , 08:47 PM
Went to the dentist last week and I'm firmly convinced that everything goes better with Nitrous Oxide.


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03-08-2015 , 09:11 PM
After back surgery all I can say is:

Demerol, ask for it by name.
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03-11-2015 , 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by LASJayhawk
After back surgery all I can say is:

Demerol, ask for it by name.
Worked for me.
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03-11-2015 , 05:59 PM
I was afraid God might not like me playing poker so I stopped playing....I even passed on playing in a player of the year tourney after winning a player of the month....but I miss playing poker...I miss all the people and being in the moment.

I'm going to be bad... put on my war paint...and go play some poker.
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03-12-2015 , 01:33 AM
I took my rings off and suddenly it was like I was a flower with a bunch of honey bees flying around.
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03-12-2015 , 10:25 AM




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03-12-2015 , 10:33 AM
Nah, the devil didn't win....though as soon as I was in the tournament line this married guy came right up to me to hug me and welcome me back...this is a very sweet person but I don't understand why he keeps pursuing me...it is never gonna happen...I don't date married people...
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03-12-2015 , 10:36 AM
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Nah, the devil didn't win....though as soon as I was in the tournament line this married guy came right up to me to hug me and welcome me back...this is a very sweet person but I don't understand why he keeps pursuing me...it is never gonna happen...I don't date married people...
You a girl? Or a regular?
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03-12-2015 , 10:38 AM
A regular? What do you mean a regular?
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03-12-2015 , 10:42 AM
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A regular? What do you mean a regular?
Starts with a G. Like in God.
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03-12-2015 , 10:45 AM
If you mean regular as in play poker all the time....I used to play quite a bit and made it to the winner's circle locally a few times.

If you're asking if I'm of the feminine persuasion then that is a yes.
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03-12-2015 , 11:04 AM
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Actually, I think I won the battle. The temptation to go back just isn't there any more... I tested it and it's not there....
I have to go in a new direction.
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03-12-2015 , 11:13 AM
farty = feminine?

Thought they went to the bathroom only for a talk. Everything else is unimaginable...
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03-12-2015 , 11:25 AM
No farty is funny....I'm way too serious and I need to lighten up and let a little sunshine shine through...
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03-12-2015 , 11:26 AM
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farty = feminine?

Thought they went to the bathroom only for a talk. Everything else is unimaginable...
My sister let the silent deadly one out with a group of friends in a bar once then slipped off to the bathroom....when she got back everyone was looking at everyone else accusingly except her.
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03-12-2015 , 11:43 AM
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My sister let the silent deadly one out with a group of friends in a bar once then slipped off to the bathroom....when she got back everyone was looking at everyone else accusingly except her.
Timing is everything.
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