Zeno, please move to the BTM bragging thread.

unless it included carrots.

Round and round and round

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metri...nsion_of_space

Flying apart at the seams. A comment on the expanding universe, what did you think I was talking about?

That's every thread he's participated in. That my best friend BTM deserves some abuse goes without saying but to spread it out so thin dilutes the impact.

I bet 'his woman' eats carrots for her health. I've started to do that also, buying small packets of peeled baby carrots that I now snack on when twinges of hungry bite*. Thus, I may make it to seventy-five.


* My confession for the day.

BTW Zeno, I spell like I talk, with a drawl.

Warshington.

I do the carrots too. Fish oil is another good one. It's the only supplement I take besides protein powder while I'm bulking up.

That is all true.

Recent studies have shown that the time spent ingesting nasty crap like uncooked carrots has a one-to-one linear relationship with increases in longevity.

I grew up in Pittsburgh. It is pronounced "worshington."

BTM is awesome IMO.

My woman, under pressure of me yelling "needs goodliness musics now" just suggested that I should listen to "American Woman" by Tracy Chapman.

Why not being a bit more specific?

The only "American Woman" song worth its salt is by the Guess Who. And to get something out of the way my good friend, since you and the woman are on a music binge and so am I; here is a dedication for you two love bugs. It is a perfect fit besides being a fine song and well song by two great songsters.



In Spite of Ourselves

Song by John Prine, Iris DeMent


She don't like her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
She looks down her nose at money
She gets it on like the Easter Bunny
She's my baby I'm her honey
I'm never gonna let her go

He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
He's my baby
And I'm his honey
Never gonna let him go

In spite of ourselves
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds
Honey, we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite our noses
Right off of our faces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes.

She thinks all my jokes are corny
Convict movies make her horny
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs
She takes a lickin'
And keeps on tickin'
I'm never gonna let her go.

He's got more balls than a big brass monkey
He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie
Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon
Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon
He's my baby I don't mean maybe
Never gonna let him go

In spite of ourselves
We'll end up a sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds
Honey, we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite our noses
Right off of our faces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes.
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes.

No surprise at this confession: I despise the IRS. Spent part of the day trying to decipher forms and forms and more forms. The IRS should be exiled to the dwarf planet Ceres.

I'm not that.mad.at.Ceres

Far more popular than Ashtabula Woman.

Well she is sufficiently musically minded to think that Tracy Chapman and Lenny Kravitz are the same person.

She loves to bake and make candies I don't have a sweet tooth, so she gifts them to coworkers. I love music, so she bought me headphones to wear. It works out well.

You are correct that the song is a perfect fit. Thanks!

I passed a physical exam today.

Did he squeeze your balls?

I didn't pay for the upgrade.

Borrowing from sports cliché central, I'm taking my brain to the next level. Level 9 to be exact.

Isn't level 9 ladies undergarments?

+1, hahaha

Confession: I spent the money from my 14th birthday party on hookers and blow.

I don't infract enough.

Enough for what?

Had an ultrasound imaging of my stomach today. I asked the technician if she had seen the alien implant left there from my recent abduction. She said she had not but from what she'd read ultrasound is not the best method for finding one.


PairTheBoard

Dissection works best. Will put you on the schedule at 2PM on the 4th.