But you can do them?

I'm leaving the country under cover of darkness tonight

This is not because Zeno is visiting or because lastcardcharlie is allowed on the roads.

No. I am in a committed relationship.

Business or pleasure?

I'm the best driver in the world.

The best driver in the world is?

1) one that never drives but has valid license and has driven before.
2) one with no accidents ever for the last 10-15 years who drives only 10k km per year.
3) one that drives 200000 km per year and has 2 small accidents last decade.
4) one that drives F1 cars and has won the world championship 3 times last 10 years
5) one driver that has been involved in 10 accidents last 10 years that he didnt cause and managed to avoid hitting other cars or causing any injuries to anyone during these accidents.
6) a new driver that just started driving and is very careful and happy.

7) everyone.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_superiority

When I am playing O/8 in Vegas and someone mentions that they know something about math, I become concerned that I might be losing to one of you.

You choose O8 over holdem? Consider me your friend! You are safe though, I'm on the other side of the planet at the moment.

Yes. I also prefer tic tac toe to chess.

Shhhh she's gone to the loo

I'm out of hedonistic mind on bruello di montalcino amidst some conversation about curtain fabrics.

Disapointing that you whimped out, Chez. Lastcardcharlie is still in the running. My friend, Stuart, is trying to pursuade me to get a job in Europe and move there. I'm taking it under consideration.

Whereabouts in europe.?

Holy crap, what's keeping you here besides yer guns?

For some reason I really like this song.



I think it's her voice and that there's so much "wOOooOOoo!" Kinda dig songs where they woo and oh alot.

There are only four elements. Earth, Air, Fire, and Water.

The short story "The Last Question" is the true story of how the universe came to be.

The odds of me hitting an inside straight on the river is 0.000000000000002%, my opponent 99.73%

Cats understand everything you say, but for the most part don't care.

If you saw some of the workmanship on aircraft repairs, you would never fly again. Hell you would duck every time one flew overhead.

Tires should be rotated every 5,000 miles. A big shout out to the four people on the planet that actually do this.

The robot from Lost in Space is suing PokerStars. He claims the no bot policy is discrimination.

I didn't take a shower this morning. I'm wearing dirty underwear too.

I love London
I Love France
I Love People
That wears no underpants





PS: LastCardCharlie and Chez should know where this photo was taken.

Went to the natural History Museum today - saw a mouse.

Why is there a picture of an enormous ass above?

Chezlaw gets one Brian smiley face for enjoying himself a little bit.

Will go to the bathroom the day after tomorrow.

Is this part of a new bowel movement regime? A new orthodox religious commandment that you received from on high? Masochism on the half shell? Medical requirement? Or just plain highfalutin bombast? Inquiring minds need to know.

Was the mouse scurrying around the statue of Charles Darwin?

I know a guy who goes number two once a week, and a girl who swears she only deuces once a month. Both claim their doctor says it's no problem.

And you believe that crap?

I have very little doubt about the once-per-week guy, not so sure about once-per-month gal.