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Originally Posted by Zeno
We need pics. And not just of you! Though it would be understandable if none were available, or if for privacy reasons you refrain from posting the mug shot.
Did you kick them when down? I would have.
I am much kinder than you.
There was no kicking.
Pics are not available. I could put something together based on my recollection using MS Paint.
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Originally Posted by Vael
TR needed imo
In the interest of silliness:
Characters:
Crazy drunk guy - Angry due to his poor station in life.
Crazy drunk guy's friends - A menacing lot until push comes to shove.
Bartender - 19 year-old catholic school cheerleader type. Possibly* bisexual.
Waitress - 19 year-old adorkable hot dumb girl. Possibly* bisexual.
Bar Owner - Mid-40-ish skinny 5'2" Italian American. A pocket person, if you will.
Bar Owner's Mom - Old and little. Likes to randomly feel up the customers and bar help.
The Hero - Me. Has his eye on the bartender and waitress and has been working for weeks to pick their locks.
Extras - Varios dregs of society. Young wanna-be tough guys. Random career drunks. Nary a spine to be found amongst them.
Setting - Bar in the middle of an industrial park.
Story - Crazy drunk guy called the waitress a bitch. The rest followed inevitably. Very linear story that can be directly derived from the characters.
Things I learned:
"Stop choking me" sounds funny when it is uttered repeatedly. Varying the quality and strength of the choking during the utterance is quite amusing.
Free beer follows decisive action.
Some people actually do poop themselves to stop a beating.
If you look like me, the police take away the other guy with no questions asked.
People's recollection of events have very little to do with the actual events. The next week's trip to the bar was met with a variety of stories about what I did.
*Hopefully