With our fifth pick in the SE bad p0sters draft, we select
wall de Ripper. Before I unleash the incoming word-bomb double write-up text-based extravaganza of badness compiling the great works of
cruisin4abruisin,
GordonHayward20 and
wall de Ripper (this will be done tomorrow), I present to you an elite smattering of poor posting, including the aforeimaged worst post in the history of the internet.
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Originally Posted by wall de Ripper
**** THIS TEAM **** REX RYAN **** THE FAT **** NEW OFFENSIVE COACH THIS TEAM IS THE WORST JETS TEAM IN JETS HISRTROY BOOK IT 0-16 ILL BET ANY ONE ANY ODDS THats the jets wont win a ****ing GAME EVER AGAIN
One of the unfortunate side effects of being this terrible is the inability to manipulate 3-dimensional objects in the manner you intend. This is evidenced here by the in-line accidental depression of the CAPS LOCK key (causing the change from upper to lower case), followed by the second in-line accidental depression of the CAPS LOCK key (causing the change from lower to upper case). The same unfortunate condition is exhibited in this bad p0ster's alias. This is endemic among atrocious p0sters.
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Originally Posted by wall de Ripper
stop with ur ****ing play by play broncos **** ur typing to ur ****ing self ffs no one cares hope peyton breaks his ****ing neck again
Here, the terrible p0ster finds himself unable to depress a single punctuation key in a post containing no less than 4 completely unhinged independent clauses, each of which is logically unrelated to the one either before or after, as the case may be.
And here, my vote for the single worst post in the history of SE (all typos and inane thoughts in original):
Quote:
Originally Posted by wall de Ripper
LOlL@ the whole Broncos Franchise , getting rid of a QB that lead u to the playoffs after like a 4-12 season before and and trading for a washed up bum , A few more hits peyton will look crosseyed like his crosseyed brother.John elway is a selfish proick that traded away Tebow to keep hisown legacy in Denver hes a selfish prick that has a bigger ego then peytons vain thats about to pop on his head.John elway and John fox getting what they deserve cause their egos could not handle Tebow mania
More to come from this unique species of exotic AIDS.
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Roster:
Systolic
agdci981
RacersEdge
GordonHayward20 a/k/a cruisin4abruisin
wall de Ripper